TERAASCENSION PLAN

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18yo life ascension plan​

Current


Height - 6ft 3


Face - 2psl


Body - 200Lbs


Money - $2


Status - none


Social skills - none

Looks Ascension Plan


Face


Hair current- bald


Hair improvement - maybe hair transplant for long lasting hair


Skin current - a lot of acne + quite a few acne scars


Skin improvement - hope for the best


Eyebrow current - no eyebrows


Eyebrow improvement - eyebrow transplant


Eyes current - 40 Ipd


Eye improvement - OBO to fix shit IPD and ESR.


Nose current - hooked as fuck


Nose improvement - hopefully lefort 3, 2, and 1 bimax will fix this


Ears - who gives a fuck about ears (will be covered by hair)


Ears improvement - none


Lips - thin as fuck


Lips improvement - lip stretching


Teeth - very small and yellow


Teeth improvement - maybe veneers


Jaw current - recessed as fuck


Jaw - lefort 3, 2, and 1 bimax and then a wrap around jaw implant


Beard current - patchy as fuck


Beard improvement - maybe use minoxidil


Body


Body current - ok


Body improvement - Train hard, Eat hard, Sleep hard, and get gainz bruh.


Tattoos - Sometime after i turn 20 i will get a lot of tatoos


Height current - 6ft 3


Height improvement - Limb Lengthening 3 inches to become 6ft 6. Then another limb lengthening after it heals to become 6ft 9. Then I will use lifts and huge boots to fraud to 7ft 1
 
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u will never do 99% of this in ur life
 
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u will never do 99% of this in ur life
fuck off man dont discourage him
its realistic
2 surgeries per year from loans and minimum wage is a realistic goal
 
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good luck bro!
 
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The ascension:
 

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They say if you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans for the future. @Jamesothy

Point being, 5 years ago I didn’t see myself in the jungles of the Malay peninsula getting an arranged marriage with cute Asian girl

Jk I did I got this shit in my blood
 
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probably the funniest thread ive read to date
 
Ask me 5 years ago shieet nigga 1 week ago where I’d be today. I wouldn’t say in hat yai on the border with Malaysia. 2 days ago I ain’t een know this city existed xD
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