Test

[1966Ford]

How will you sell me this pen, Chud?

 

[LowTierBateman]

Buy my pen to ascend

 

[mohito]

Sell me this pen

 

[petsmart]

Funny I was asking chat gpt what the right answer to this was the other day

 

[1966Ford]

Funny I was asking chat gpt what the right answer to this was the other day

Copy and paste it....

Indulge me...

 

[1966Ford]

Buy my pen to ascend

 

[1966Ford]

Sell me this pen

You first my student

 

[petsmart]

Copy and paste it....

Indulge me...

It’s not as deep as people make it sound—but it’s not totally useless either.

The “sell me this pen” line got popular from The Wolf of Wall Street, so now it has this fake “alpha salesman” aura around it. That’s where the goofiness comes from—people treat it like some elite test when it’s really just a basic exercise.

What it’s actually testing:

• Do you ask questions first, or just start pitching blindly
• Can you create demand instead of just listing features
• Are you comfortable talking under pressure

A bad answer sounds like:
“This pen has smooth ink, great grip…”

A decent answer is more like:

“When’s the last time you needed a pen and didn’t have one?”

That shift—from product → problem—is the whole point.

So realistically:

• If someone uses it seriously in an interview → kinda outdated, a little try-hard
• If it’s used casually to see how you think → fine, not that goofy
• If someone thinks it proves you’re a genius salesperson → yeah, that’s where it gets corny

It’s basically the sales version of a pop quiz. Not useless, just overhyped.

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Black ink gel pens are widely considered the gold standard of communication.

Fountain pens are too messy.

Any other color is seen as more immature and less serious.

So buy my BBP (big black pen) to penmog all of your elementary school friends.

 

[1966Ford]

It’s not as deep as people make it sound—but it’s not totally useless either.

The “sell me this pen” line got popular from The Wolf of Wall Street, so now it has this fake “alpha salesman” aura around it. That’s where the goofiness comes from—people treat it like some elite test when it’s really just a basic exercise.

What it’s actually testing:

• Do you ask questions first, or just start pitching blindly
• Can you create demand instead of just listing features
• Are you comfortable talking under pressure

A bad answer sounds like:
“This pen has smooth ink, great grip…”

A decent answer is more like:

“When’s the last time you needed a pen and didn’t have one?”

That shift—from product → problem—is the whole point.

So realistically:

• If someone uses it seriously in an interview → kinda outdated, a little try-hard
• If it’s used casually to see how you think → fine, not that goofy
• If someone thinks it proves you’re a genius salesperson → yeah, that’s where it gets corny

It’s basically the sales version of a pop quiz. Not useless, just overhyped.

Subhumans marketing skills

 

[1966Ford]

Black ink gel pens are widely considered the gold standard of communication.

Fountain pens are too messy.

Any other color is seen as more immature and less serious.

So buy my BBP (big black pen) to penmog all of your elementary school friends.

Hmmmm


What's the starting price?

Maturity does not dictate a pens performance that's penis

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Hmmmm


What's the starting price?

Maturity does not dictate a pens performance that's penis

$0.50

we also offer financing $.05 every month for 10 months, so it's more available to students

 

[1966Ford]

$0.50

we also offer financing $.05 every month for 10 months, so it's more available to students