TFW only rich old men want to give you money

[DivineBeing]

Another offer for $200k Angel investment came in from an old hedge fund manager

I'm sick of old men wanting to give me money.

Wish young Asian girls would give me their pussies instead

 

[Chadeep]

Asian girls love moneymaxxed guys.

 

[DivineBeing]

Asian girls love moneymaxxed guys.

yeah but im not moneymaxxed im poor and will be poor forever because im a subhuman pile of shit

i earn pennies on the dollar compared to my investors

 

[gamma]

>looksmaxxing

 

[DivineBeing]

>looksmaxxing

dunno money make me look hot

 

[horizontallytall]

What?