thankful for being 5’7

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i’m 5’7, never had a real life girlfriend, i don’t get noticed, and you know what? i’m glad. I feel like i’ve been given the gift of not having to deal with shallow women, because they don’t want me anyways. I’m more agile, my knees don’t hurt, and it’s easier for me to look muscular. There’s so many advantages that a guy my size has in life, and if i had the opportunity to change my height rn to 6ft, i’d say no 10 out of 10 times. Tall men, thank you ridding us of the burden of shallow women, we owe you 🙏 for my dudes who are under 6ft, no you’re not short, stop calling yourself that. just because you’re not tall, doesn’t make you short. you’re neither tall nor short, you’re you. and that’s okay. if someone can’t accept that about you, if they feel you have any less value simply because of your genetic soup, that’s a person you can gladly never think about. i urge you to rethink your situation, and accept that you’ve been given a precious gift, not a curse.


 
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tall guys thank you for fucking all the women, we owe you 🙏
 
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Good! glad you realized these vain and shallow, materialistic women are not worthy of male attention in 2025, #2025Alpha #2025Sigma
@Sigma looksmaxer
@sigma ✰
@Lonenely sigma
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Good! glad you realized these vain and shallow, materialistic women are not worthy of male attention in 2025, #2025Alpha #2025Sigma
@Sigma looksmaxer
@sigma ✰
@Lonenely sigma
@sigmacel_
Siigmaaa thomasss sheelbyyy maaffiiaaa

 
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God i wish i was 5'4 instead of 6'2 so bad its a burden being this tall:feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:
 
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i’m 5’7, never had a real life girlfriend, i don’t get noticed, and you know what? i’m glad. I feel like i’ve been given the gift of not having to deal with shallow women, because they don’t want me anyways. I’m more agile, my knees don’t hurt, and it’s easier for me to look muscular. There’s so many advantages that a guy my size has in life, and if i had the opportunity to change my height rn to 6ft, i’d say no 10 out of 10 times. Tall men, thank you ridding us of the burden of shallow women, we owe you 🙏 for my dudes who are under 6ft, no you’re not short, stop calling yourself that. just because you’re not tall, doesn’t make you short. you’re neither tall nor short, you’re you. and that’s okay. if someone can’t accept that about you, if they feel you have any less value simply because of your genetic soup, that’s a person you can gladly never think about. i urge you to rethink your situation, and accept that you’ve been given a precious gift, not a curse.



The funny thing is about this subreddit r/shortguys is that they will never admit they are incels and ban anyone who uses incel terminology and diss looksmaxers, but will post shit like this . Lol
 
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i’m 5’7, never had a real life girlfriend, i don’t get noticed, and you know what? i’m glad. I feel like i’ve been given the gift of not having to deal with shallow women, because they don’t want me anyways. I’m more agile, my knees don’t hurt, and it’s easier for me to look muscular. There’s so many advantages that a guy my size has in life, and if i had the opportunity to change my height rn to 6ft, i’d say no 10 out of 10 times. Tall men, thank you ridding us of the burden of shallow women, we owe you 🙏 for my dudes who are under 6ft, no you’re not short, stop calling yourself that. just because you’re not tall, doesn’t make you short. you’re neither tall nor short, you’re you. and that’s okay. if someone can’t accept that about you, if they feel you have any less value simply because of your genetic soup, that’s a person you can gladly never think about. i urge you to rethink your situation, and accept that you’ve been given a precious gift, not a curse.



This is so real🙏 so glad im a midget because of whatever this says, infallible logic. Truly an intellectual of times.
 
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SHUT UP youll regret saying that when i get leg shortening surgery to become 5'1
No you cant do this to me… THEN ALL THE HOES WILL TRY TO GET ME!!! PLEASE DON’T!!!
 

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