That feeling when you are not American

[Deleted member 21898]

-tfw you never grew up in the US
-tfw you never went to an American high school
-tfw you never rode the yellow school bus
-tfw you never went to prom
-tfw you never went hunting and fishing in the woods
-tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family
-tfw you never visited Central Park or the Statue of Liberty
-tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Niagara Falls
-tfw you never went to a 24/7 at 3 AM just to buy something
-tfw you never went to Disneyworld and rode in the attractions all day

I wish I was American. God bless America.

 

[SLA]

I'm American and done less than half of these things.