Scandi.
Everything i say is satire
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So you take off your pants and yo dick makes a massive slapping sound on yo belly
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So you take off your pants and yo dick makes a massive slapping sound on yo belly
Don't awaken the spirit of tertaf unless you are ready for its wrath
Yo imma sacrafice my pride to get to 10k if thats what it takesScandi now just posting bullshit
Don't awaken the spirit of tertaf unless you are ready for its wrath
Small dick momentsi dont recall bro![]()
All jokes and shit until that nigga and his pack of goats find you and sacrifice your soul to baal
“all jokes aside”All jokes and shit until that nigga and his pack of goats find you and sacrifice your soul to baal
Oh wait shit you didn’t even type that shit out im just retardedAll jokes and shit until that nigga and his pack of goats find you and sacrifice your soul to baal
Jerking off shirtless makes me cum quickerJerking off only feels good if your shirtless
Idk if that’s just me but goes hard after the gym
Nigga just typing anything out for 10k postsOh wait shit you didn’t even type that shit out im just retarded
not just shirtless, when I'm butt booty nakedJerking off shirtless makes me cum quicker
I just want a bitch to squeeze my abs and biceps while stroking my shlongJerking off shirtless makes me cum quicker
Or jerking off when yo shit is on fireJerking off only feels good if your shirtless
Idk if that’s just me but goes hard after the gym
I would too if i has abs and bicepsI just want a bitch to squeeze my abs and biceps while stroking my shlong