That one time an imam was called in so he could attempt to “cure” my OCD

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This is from a few years ago. This relatively young imam (or imam-to-be) was invited to my house. My OCD had been a problem not only for me but everyone around me as well.

So he asks me “What are people made of, what is the origin of life?” And he answers his own question. “Semen, right?” I nodded, trying to hold in my laughter.

He continues “What if someone threw some on you, would you find that gross?” I couldn’t hold in my laughter anymore and I bursted out laughing for like half a minute straight. He sits there with a completely straight face.

My friend who was waiting outside the house told me he could hear me laughing all the way outside. :lul:
 
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You’re so mentally ill, it hurts to read.
 
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He 4sure Wanted to cum on you
 
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This is from a few years ago. This relatively young imam (or imam-to-be) was invited to my house. My OCD had been a problem not only for me but everyone around me as well.

So he asks me “What are people made of, what is the origin of life?” And he answers his own question. “Semen, right?” I nodded, trying to hold in my laughter.

He continues “What if someone threw some on you, would you find that gross?” I couldn’t hold in my laughter anymore and I bursted out laughing for like half a minute straight. He sits there with a completely straight face.

My friend who was waiting outside the house told me he could hear me laughing all the way outside. :lul:
JfL. What was his goal? Why such a weird question?
 
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JfL. What was his goal? Why such a weird question?
His goal was me trying to say “yes, I would let someone throw cum on me.” :lul: his reasoning was that the source of life cannot be seen as disgusting but rather pure. But it’s a super weird question nonetheless. Like wtf did he expect me to say I wouldn’t find it gross? Wtf.
 
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His goal was me trying to say “yes, I would let someone throw cum on me.” :lul: his reasoning was that the source of life cannot be seen as disgusting but rather pure. But it’s a super weird question nonetheless. Like wtf did he expect me to say I wouldn’t find it gross? Wtf.
He saw the horny dog 10 times per day- coomer in you ngl
 
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Jihad bukkake rape groyper
 
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If I was there you wouldn’t be the only one laughing
 
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If I was there you wouldn’t be the only one laughing
That's good to know bhai. I was the only one laughing there. Alone in everything that I do. A true loner. :feelsbadman::feelscry:
 
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Your Imam is a low inhib weirdo who needs mental treatment himself JFL
 

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