that time i went on a blind date

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last year i went on my first blind date
i was added to a facetime call with friends from where i go to the beach, there were maybe like 8 people in the call and me and some other guy had his camera on, the other dude was genuinely sub5 so that nigga got terra'd by my lltn gaze :feelshah:

anyway about 2 days after the friend that added me to the call said "__" said she likes you
had no clue who she was but i followed her back on insta, her profile pic was her but she had around 4 filters on :lul:
scuba filter + dog face thing filter + miami sunset + im assuming faceapp

after chatting for 5 days she said she was going to the beach same day i was.
chilling on the beach i hear my name "yo Oriental"
its the girl, and shes GENUINELY SUBHUMAN
white, pig nosed, circle face, rabbit teeth and a huge forehead
and im not ashamed to share my height, i was around 5'2 at that time and she was no taller than 5'9

THANKFULLY the first thing that she said to me was "oh.. you're short"

we hung out for a bit, maybe like an hour and a half. every minute i was with her i didnt look at her at all :feelshaha::feelshaha:
she had a nice ass tho 👀

after she left i felt like those foids that are like "am i that ugly, that you thought you had a chance with me"
ghosted her immediately. havent seen her since :lul:
being short pays off sometimes brahs :feelshah::feelshah:

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