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i hadnt eaten anything all day besides a bowl of cereal and just ate the biggest fucking burrito ive ever seen

size of my fucking head
 
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now im drinking a coke and listening to this song and probably gonna go crack a beer then jerk off and go to sleep early because im tired as fuck

 
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i hadnt eaten anything all day besides a bowl of cereal and just ate the biggest fucking burrito ive ever seen

size of my fucking head
Should have had eggs and water. With a glass of raw milk with collagen powder mixed with it.

You're not locked in.
 
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now im drinking a coke and listening to this song and probably gonna go crack a beer then jerk off and go to sleep early because im tired as fuck


Good god it got so much worse :feelsohgod:
 
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Should have had eggs and water. With a glass of raw milk with collagen powder mixed with it.

You're not locked in.
yeah i am locked fucking out and idc
 
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Should have had eggs and water. With a glass of raw milk with collagen powder mixed with it.

You're not locked in.
Locking in is overrated, drink beer all day with phull sapport
Don’t listen to health and wellness propaganda
 
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Should have had eggs and water. With a glass of raw milk with collagen powder mixed with it.

You're not locked in.
Water and collegen powder is unhealthy
 
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Should have had eggs and water. With a glass of raw milk with collagen powder mixed with it.

You're not locked in.
wow how delicious 😐 and all just to still be a mtn
 
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Locking in is overrated, drink beer all day with phull sapport
Don’t listen to health and wellness propaganda
i drank 2 beers already today at 11:30 am
 
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bro im so locked out i barely slept last night and forgot to drink water all day
I’m usually locked in but I have periods of my life where I just fully lock out don’t care about my health have cheat meals

This usually lasts around a week or so, but i’m fine with doing that because life would be really boring if I wasn’t able to let loose every once in a while
 
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i drank 2 beers already today at 11:30 am
Rookie numbers, I command you to drink 2 more, beer is very good for your body
 
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Yes it dillutes the nutrients in your cells just think for a second what you are pissing out
It's needed for hydration, this is a natural process feller and we add more nutrients every day

Are you an alien?

You... weren't aware? :what:
 
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i hadnt eaten anything all day besides a bowl of cereal and just ate the biggest fucking burrito ive ever seen

size of my fucking head
IMG 2095
 
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Rookie numbers, I command you to drink 2 more, beer is very good for your body
nah i should steal my parents whiskey instead

shit idea you had there bud i was expecting better from you
 
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It's needed for hydration, this is a natural process feller and we add more nutrients every day

Are you an alien?

You... weren't aware? :what:
It dehydrates you BECAUSE it has no nutrients

Put your hand in water for 15 mins it will be all dried out like a sponge
 
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It dehydrates you BECAUSE it has no nutrients

Put your hand in water for 15 mins it will be all dried out like a sponge
yeah but food has the nutrients
 
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yeah but food has the nutrients
If you eat raw diet with nutrients you dont even get thirsty ngl

Just 1 sip of water a day 10ml
 
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nah i should steal my parents whiskey instead
Whiskey? The average Indian takes a shot of whiskey as preworkout

Jfl if you aren’t overdosing on fent in 2025, whiskey is nothing
 
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It dehydrates you BECAUSE it has no nutrients

Put your hand in water for 15 mins it will be all dried out like a sponge
So are you telling me not to drink water

Or are you telling me water flushes you out, and nutrients will replenish

Like i just said?
 
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I've been watching JJBA for the past 3 hours, and before that was playing Elden Ring for like 4 hours. :feelshmm:

Jojos Bizarre Adventure Illustration GIF by Xbox
 
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I've been watching JJBA for the past 3 hours, and before that was playing Elden Ring for like 4 hours. :feelshmm:

Jojos Bizarre Adventure Illustration GIF by Xbox
ive been rotting all day long

only thing i did was cut the grass
 
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i hadnt eaten anything all day besides a bowl of cereal and just ate the biggest fucking burrito ive ever seen

size of my fucking head
keep eating big boy😋
blueberry inflation GIF
 
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I've been watching JJBA for the past 3 hours, and before that was playing Elden Ring for like 4 hours. :feelshmm:

Jojos Bizarre Adventure Illustration GIF by Xbox
It is over

(but I love Jojos ❤️ )
 
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Ikr this fatass pig

Jfl at thinking he'll enjoy his meal, I'm glad I inspired hate in this thread
10 day fast incoming to equal out me being a fatass today
 
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i hadnt eaten anything all day besides a bowl of cereal and just ate the biggest fucking burrito ive ever seen

size of my fucking head
dnr
 
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10 day fast incoming to equal out me being a fatass today
Proof I am the nicest guy,

I inspired hate to inspire change, mission success
 
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So are you telling me not to drink water

Or are you telling me water flushes you out, and nutrients will replenish

Like i just said?
You are going to get more nutrients later but why waste them bitch

I already saw your diet its shit and barely has any
 
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i just had a burrito too
 
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free circumcision? im down
u gotta slide me a shekel tho my brotha netanyahu don’t work for free. 2 if u want the blood sucked off afterwards.
 
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