The 5 things every person should have

[Deleted member 10413]

1. Water Bottle
(You will never be thirsty and have constant access to cold clean water)

2. Comfortable Clothing
(Wool boxers, Comfortable socks, pajamas and 100% polyester t shirt)

3. A decent workstation
(Headphones, Computer, Desk, Chair)

4. A cute kitten
(A 100% loyal companion who loves you and will never leave you)

5. A suicide plan
(This is important so you can escape in case anything bad happens: you go blind, you get cancer, your gf cheats on you)

 

[Growth Plate]

5. A suicide plan
(This is important so you can escape in case anything bad happens: you go blind, you get cancer, your gf cheats on you)

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

5

 

[Wallenberg]

Wtf suicide if gf cheats?

 

[Julian]

I got a water bottle, comfortable clothing, a nice PC with a nice monitor, an 8 PSL cat, and no gf so no suicide plan although I would kill her