the absolute best ROI path for an average man in usa

[red_harlow]

-want to get filthy rich
-have no problems with market recessions
-plus everything else and the american ladder climbing dream

become a crna
heres how follow religiously

-finish adn 2 years
-accelerated bsn plus working in icu 1 year
-apply for crna school
-complete it now you make 230k a year
no pressure like med school no massive debt no broke till 30 because you can work

its got every upside of med school with the minimum downsides

 

[Renophobeadoobe]

takes 8-10 years and you make 220-250k. That's how much you could make + more in tech.. with a 4 year degree..

I'm 10000% sure you're a 17 year old faggot who's mental masturbating the idea of being a CRNA and pushing your filth onto others

 

[red_harlow]

takes 8-10 years and you make 220-250k. That's how much you could make + more in tech.. with a 4 year degree..

I'm 10000% sure you're a 17 year old faggot who's mental masturbating the idea of being a CRNA and pushing your filth onto others

dude i am literally crying i said for the average man not a smart guy at caltech obv tech will always mog medicine if you are prodigy
if you arent then you will be fucking jobless and crna isint something you have to straight grind till 8 years you can take your time unlike medicine you can make good money a nurse and then go for crna school and it wont take you 8-10 years lmao i know people who become crnas at 26 nigga really thinks tech is some utopia the competition is literally fucking insane the average guy in 4 years in cs will be flipping burgers but no crna will ever be unemployed

 

[red_harlow]

in terms of guaranteed success return on investment in 2026 america nothing beats crna absolutely no one comes close unless you are a mensa bull at a quant or ai/ml

 

[Renophobeadoobe]

dude i am literally crying i said for the average man not a smart guy at caltech obv tech will always mog medicine if you are prodigy
if you arent then you will be fucking jobless and crna isint something you have to straight grind till 8 years you can take your time unlike medicine you can make good money a nurse and then go for crna school and it wont take you 8-10 years lmao i know people who become crnas at 26 nigga really thinks tech is some utopia the competition is literally fucking insane the average guy in 4 years in cs will be flipping burgers but no crna will ever be unemployed

bro CRNA school is still very competitive the average guy isn't waiting that long too : | its a big commitment i dont think you'll balance working as a nurse while going to school.

"you can take your time" bro we don't have time nigga ... life is genuinely WAY too short bro. wallah you need over a 110 IQ to even go through this CRNA process, and anyone with a 110 IQ has a GOOD sense of urgency to know this is some bullshit path

you don't need to be a prodigy for tech either i go to a bottom tier school and most jeets here have something lined up for them after they grad

 

[Renophobeadoobe]

in terms of guaranteed success return on investment in 2026 america nothing beats crna absolutely no one comes close unless you are a mensa bull at a quant or ai/ml

220-250k isn't a lot either especially in 8 years nigga... its not guaranteed either

look into "anesthesiologist assistant" they make just as much with way less time

 

[red_harlow]

bro CRNA school is still very competitive the average guy isn't waiting that long too : | its a big commitment i dont think you'll balance working as a nurse while going to school.

"you can take your time" bro we don't have time nigga ... life is genuinely WAY too short bro. wallah you need over a 110 IQ to even go through this CRNA process, and anyone with a 110 IQ has a GOOD sense of urgency to know this is some bullshit path

you don't need to be a prodigy for tech either i go to a bottom tier school and most jeets here have something lined up for them after they grad

no you dont crna school 20 times easier to get into than med school and nurses will never be unemployed

 

[red_harlow]

220-250k isn't a lot either especially in 8 years nigga... its not guaranteed either

look into "anesthesiologist assistant" they make just as much with way less time

"220-250k isn't a lot either especially in 8 years nigga" motherfucker are you serious

 

[Renophobeadoobe]

no you dont crna school 20 times easier to get into than med school and nurses will never be unemployed

8-9 fucking years you could make more money doing other shit stfu you wagecuck nigger

"220-250k isn't a lot either especially in 8 years nigga" motherfucker are you serious

its genuinely not. 6 figures now isnt jack shit you aussie cunt

and look into what i just said

 

[red_harlow]

bro CRNA school is still very competitive the average guy isn't waiting that long too : | its a big commitment i dont think you'll balance working as a nurse while going to school.

"you can take your time" bro we don't have time nigga ... life is genuinely WAY too short bro. wallah you need over a 110 IQ to even go through this CRNA process, and anyone with a 110 IQ has a GOOD sense of urgency to know this is some bullshit path

you don't need to be a prodigy for tech either i go to a bottom tier school and most jeets here have something lined up for them after they grad

you don't need to be a prodigy for tech either i go to a bottom tier school and most jeets here have something lined up for them after they grad
something lined up for them yeah a mc donalds analyst
"takes 8-10 years and you make 220-250k. That's how much you could make + more in tech.. with a 4 year degree.."
yeah i am sure the jeets are making 250k after graduting from north dakota community college

 

[red_harlow]

220-250k isn't a lot either especially in 8 years nigga... its not guaranteed either

look into "anesthesiologist assistant" they make just as much with way less time

you can just become an np lmao and its literally much easier some schools have it done it 5 years

 

[red_harlow]

8-9 fucking years you could make more money doing other shit stfu you wagecuck nigger


its genuinely not. 6 figures now isnt jack shit you aussie cunt

and look into what i just said

the nursing degree is literally 2 years and pays good along with confirmed no unemployment unless you genuinly a retard

 

[red_harlow]

8-9 fucking years you could make more money doing other shit stfu you wagecuck nigger


its genuinely not. 6 figures now isnt jack shit you aussie cunt

and look into what i just said

Percentile cutoff​	Annual income​	Rough meaning
5th​	$3,000​	Bottom 5%
10th​	$11,005​	Bottom 10%
15th​	$18,200​	Bottom 15%
20th​	$24,054​	Bottom 20%
25th​	$30,000​	Bottom quarter
30th​	$34,001​	30th percentile
35th​	$39,000​	35th percentile
40th​	$43,345​	40th percentile
45th​	$49,000​	45th percentile
50th​	$53,010​	Median
55th​	$60,000​	55th percentile
60th​	$65,351​	60th percentile
65th​	$74,000​	65th percentile
70th​	$81,361​	70th percentile
75th​	$93,400​	Top 25% begins
80th​	$106,500​	Top 20% begins
85th​	$126,001​	Top 15% begins
90th​	$155,042​	Top 10% begins
95th​	$210,351​	Top 5% begins
99th​	$450,100​	Top 1% begins

yeah i am sure your shitjeet from north dakota community college is making the top 5% income in the richest country in the world

 

[faxilla]

-> Aren’t paid to study
-> Unemployed for 8 years
-> Gruelling hours

Just geomax and study in Australia, Ba in 3 years, low debt, good job market, ezzzzzzz

 

[red_harlow]

-> Aren’t paid to study
-> Unemployed for 8 years
-> Gruelling hours

Just geomax and study in Australia, Ba in 3 years, low debt, good job market, ezzzzzzz

"Unemployed for 8 years" nigga you gotta be clapped for this literally the major selling point of the thread is not being unemployed adn degree is 2 years then you can work as an rn tution is also almost nunif you study at a cheap college

no one is paid to study
"Gruelling hours" you can choose your own hours according to the job

Australia is where i plan to geomaxx good catch but why on god earth would i study bachelor of arts nigga

as an indian its my duty to be rich ill either become nurse practitoner in aus and work fifo
only downsides that aus dosent have a crna role

 

[RJ_ascends]

-want to get filthy rich
-have no problems with market recessions
-plus everything else and the american ladder climbing dream

become a crna
heres how follow religiously

-finish adn 2 years
-accelerated bsn plus working in icu 1 year
-apply for crna school
-complete it now you make 230k a year
no pressure like med school no massive debt no broke till 30 because you can work

its got every upside of med school with the minimum downsides

ABSOLUTE RETARD PATHWAY

 

[red_harlow]

ABSOLUTE RETARD PATHWAY

name me anything better then lmao

 

[faxilla]

"Unemployed for 8 years" nigga you gotta be clapped for this literally the major selling point of the thread is not being unemployed adn degree is 2 years then you can work as an rn tution is also almost nunif you study at a cheap college

no one is paid to study
"Gruelling hours" you can choose your own hours according to the job

Australia is where i plan to geomaxx good catch but why on god earth would i study bachelor of arts nigga

as an indian its my duty to be rich ill either become nurse practitoner in aus and work fifo
only downsides that aus dosent have a crna role

I don’t know why i said bachelor of arts meant to say bachelors degree in 3 years compared to 4-5 in every other countey
you can do honours and make it 4 years and be way more employable

Yeah aus doesn’t seem to have this role, but medicine is an insanely high paid career here
but you don’t strike me as an intelligent person so i’m unsure how you would sit and passs the GAMSAT

 

[RJ_ascends]

name me anything better then lmao

just dont be average
u know how retarded the average guy in america is? i bet even ur iq is like 30 points higher than average guy in america

 

[red_harlow]

I don’t know why i said bachelor of arts meant to say bachelors degree in 3 years compared to 4-5 in every other countey
you can do honours and make it 4 years and be way more employable

Yeah aus doesn’t seem to have this role, but medicine is an insanely high paid career here
but you don’t strike me as an intelligent person so i’m unsure how you would sit and passs the GAMSAT

"you you don’t strike me as an intelligent person" and why exactly would i give the GAMSAT in the first place

 

[red_harlow]

just dont be average
u know how retarded the average guy in america is? i bet even ur iq is like 30 points higher than average guy in america

the title of the thread says for the avg man

 

[RJ_ascends]

the title of the thread says for the avg man

well its over for the average man

if ur average u failed in life

 

[red_harlow]

well its over for the average man

if ur average u failed in life

an average man will never fail if he follows this thread religiously

 

[faxilla]

"you you don’t strike me as an intelligent person" and why exactly would i give the GAMSAT in the first place

because yo need it to do medicine

 

[red_harlow]

because yo need it to do medicine

and when exactly did i talk about doing medicine

 

[RJ_ascends]

an average man will never fail if he follows this thread religiously

nope he will be slaving away for pennies that is a failure