the amount of money i’ve spent on “softmaxxes”

[NorwoodAscender]

is genuinely fucking comical

if i didn’t spend so much on bullshit copes id probably have enough to get my fat grafting and cantho literally fucking tomorrow

but no i had to buy amnesias $250 supplements and diet and tons of other complete bullshit

i think the funniest one was three or so years ago i bought a fucking ems device to try to stimulate growth some certain facial muscles. attaching the pads and hoping it grew my whatever the fuck muscle is levels of cage and cope you all should have to experience

 

[Aox Ofwar]

i bought a fucking ems device to try to stimulate growth some certain facial muscles

On some Nikola Tesla shit

 

[Mogs Me]

Nigga prolly used a pregnancy simulator on his face hoping it grows his zygos or sum shit

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Nigga prolly used a pregnancy simulator on his face hoping it grows his zygos or sum shit

bro just about

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

oh yeah I heard about that

some guy used to say if you vibrated the right part of the bone it would increase blood flow and growth

 

[NorwoodAscender]

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[Swarthy Knight]

Soft maxxes are mostly a meme. They help improve your looks a bit, but doesn't move the needle very much. Most sub HTNs need to hardmax for meaningful improvements