The Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine will make me a cyborg in 2mo

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No seriously, I will have a metal bar become part of my body to make me exercise and look 10x better.

This surgery will be performed by the Freemasons.
So a big thank you to the Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine!

I hope that becoming a Cyborg allows me to see Starlight or Raven...