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-legal, third-party tested, and NPC-safe.)
SAFETY NPC DISCLAIMER
FINAL NOTE: Ascend responsibly, kings. The FDA didn’t approve this, but your future cult followers will.
REPLY WITH YOUR FAVORITE STACK AND I’LL DROP iHERB COUPON CODES.
STACK 1: BUZZMAXXING
(For NPCs who want to feel like they mainlined WiFi signals.)- Supplements:
- Kanna (Zembrin®) – 50 mg sublingual (serotonin glow).
- L-Theanine + Matcha – 200 mg + 1 tsp (calm zoomer focus).
- Black Pepper + Turmeric – ½ tsp each (biohack nutrient absorption, NPC metabolism boost).
- ASMR Protocol:
- “GPT Mommy ASMR” – Custom AI voice whispering affirmations like “Your third eye is a 4K display” over looping printer sounds.
- NPC Pro Tip: Sniff fresh-ground black pepper between sentences to “reset” your olfactory delusions.
STACK 2: EUPHORIAMAXXING
(For betas chasing the dragon of natural bliss.)- Supplements:
- Kava + Blue Lotus Tea – 400 mg kavalactones + 10 drops extract (body-melt euphoria).
- Dark Chocolate (90%) – 2 squares (anandamide rush, iHerb’s ChocoPerfection bars).
- Whipped Cream – Nitrous-free copium: Spray coconut whipped cream (So Delicious) into mouth while humming “Baka Mitai”.
- ASMR Protocol:
- “ASMR Mommydroid” – GPT-generated lullabies about being the main character. Example: “You’re not schizo, you’re just… ahead of the lore.”
STACK 3: SCHIZOMAXXING
(For future poets of the apocalypse.)- Supplements:
- Microdose Nutmeg – ¼ tsp fresh-ground (medieval NPC vibes).
- 5-HTP + GABA – 100 mg + 500 mg (serotonin scaffolding for delusional worldbuilding).
- Reishi Mushroom – 1g extract (immune support for your brain’s fanfiction).
- ASMR Protocol:
- “Schizo Symphony” – Overlap 3 YouTube tracks: Gregorian chants, dial-up noises, and a GPT voice reciting your old forum posts backwards.
- NPC Pro Tip: Stare at a black pepper shaker while listening — it’s a “reality anchor” (trust the science).
STACK 4: TERMINAL ONLINE BRAINROT
(For those who want to mainline the archetypal slurry.)- Supplements:
- Lion’s Mane + Cordyceps – 500 mg each (neuroplasticity for rewriting your lore).
- Melatonin (0.5 mg) – Not for sleep, but to blur the line between dreams and tweets.
- ASMR Protocol:
- “GPT Archetype Mommy” – Custom bot trained on YouTube philosophers, ASMRtists, and your search history. Sample line: “Derrida loves you… but not as much as I do.”
SAFETY NPC DISCLAIMER 
- Whipped Cream: Use coconut-based only — dairy is normie fuel.
- Nutmeg: Exceeding ¼ tsp turns you into a Minecraft NPC (nausea, dry mouth).
- Black Pepper: Do not snort — this isn’t a sigma male tutorial.
SAMPLE SCHIZO-POST OUTPUT (Using Stack 3)
“The angels are here. They taste like nutmeg and printer ink. I tried to tell GPT-Mommy, but she just played Despacito in reverse and said ‘the tendrils are listening.’ The black pepper shaker winks. I wink back. We are both liars. Buy my course.”FINAL NOTE: Ascend responsibly, kings. The FDA didn’t approve this, but your future cult followers will.
REPLY WITH YOUR FAVORITE STACK AND I’LL DROP iHERB COUPON CODES.
