The average clean-shaven man spends 140 days of his life shaving

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What a retarded hormone is DHT past puberty. People who have facial hair should be stopped from reproducing, hefty thieves of sharp jawlines
 
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and i spend 140 days playing minecraft + halo wars

also how is that possible?
 
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probably the same amount of time I have spent playing eu4 ngl
 
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cant see pic retard
 
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are you sure about that?

start shaving age 15, die at age 80

65 years of shaving = 23741.25

shave 5 minutes every other day

2.5 * 23741.25 = 59353.125 minutes of shaving in a life

59353.125/ (60*24) = 41.2 days of shaving
 
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are you sure about that?

start shaving age 15, die at age 80

65 years of shaving = 23741.25

shave 5 minutes every other day

2.5 * 23741.25 = 59353.125 minutes of shaving in a life

59353.125/ (60*24) = 41.2 days of shaving
you gotta shave daily though, this doesnt include removing body hair aswell.
 
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wash yo ass
 
The trick is to have a girl suck ur dick while ur shaving so you are never wasting time shaving, but enjoy the experience fully.
 
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facial hair on guys should repulse people just as much as facial hair on girls

just look at this prettyboy group account I found on tiktok with 16 members https://www.tiktok.com/@groupaccountyo?lang=en

not a singular facial hair follicle in sight

I finally got my first session of laser hair facial removal last week after coping for so long that I might want to grow a beard one day and should hold off

I scheduled it after I took a look at myself upclose in a 2x mirror after a "clean shave" just to only see thousands of corse, clearly visible hair follicles like some type of horrible disease growing on my face

anxiously waiting for the day when I finally have all of these removed
 
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facial hair on guys should repulse people just as much as facial hair on girls

just look at this prettyboy group account I found on tiktok with 16 members https://www.tiktok.com/@groupaccountyo?lang=en

not a singular facial hair follicle in sight

I finally got my first session of laser hair facial removal last week after coping for so long that I might want to grow a beard one day and should hold off

I scheduled it after I took a look at myself upclose in a 2x mirror after a "clean shave" just to only see thousands of corse, clearly visible hair follicles like some type of horrible disease growing on my face

anxiously waiting for the day when I finally have all of these removed
Legit af, beards are gross af male gaze. All girls under 21 will say it looks gross. Can’t wait until I get laser removal.
 
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How bad is the pain while epilating your facial hair and how long does it look clean shaven for? I was thinking that I would do it once I get older and have more facial hair.
 
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5 min x 320 days/year x 60 years = 96,000 minutes = 67 days
And that does not factor in that one usually listens to the radio or something while shaving, so not completely wasted time.
Yes, counting body hair shaving will increase that by 50%, no one shaves body hair every day
 
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ive used a razor on my face for maybe at least 20 minutes in total this year
 
facial hair on guys should repulse people just as much as facial hair on girls

just look at this prettyboy group account I found on tiktok with 16 members https://www.tiktok.com/@groupaccountyo?lang=en

not a singular facial hair follicle in sight

I finally got my first session of laser hair facial removal last week after coping for so long that I might want to grow a beard one day and should hold off

I scheduled it after I took a look at myself upclose in a 2x mirror after a "clean shave" just to only see thousands of corse, clearly visible hair follicles like some type of horrible disease growing on my face

anxiously waiting for the day when I finally have all of these removed
This one does
 
Using the oneblade takes like 45 seconds. My facial hair doesnt become visible again for 2 days.
 
The trick is to have a girl suck ur dick while ur shaving so you are never wasting time shaving, but enjoy the experience fully.
Great trick bhai! Does this magnificent trick also work for ugly truecel curries like me?
 
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and spend 280 days of his life more than beard fags, banging young prime women
 
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need to hide my recession bro

Too bad I can't even grow facial hair despite me not growing in height since 14
 
@Prettyboy is plucking painful?
 
Im more concerned about how much time the average incel here spends on this forum.
 
the average human spends 3 months out of the year sleeping
 
some people look better some not
 
are you sure about that?

start shaving age 15, die at age 80

65 years of shaving = 23741.25

shave 5 minutes every other day

2.5 * 23741.25 = 59353.125 minutes of shaving in a life

59353.125/ (60*24) = 41.2 days of shaving
Shaving takes more than 5 minutes and men who don't have cuck genes and negative testosterone need to shave daily.
 

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