The battle of the carpenter bee and woodpecker, relentless every year

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

And so this is when that shit goes down. Late April through most of the summer. They battle it out! Meanwhile, we humans are caught in the middle of this seasonal war. The bees fly in circles around us. They'll get right there in your fucking ear! Deliberately trying to trigger you. In reality, they're claiming the territory. They fuck the shit out of the houses and especially, decks. Then comes the woodpeckers! They'll peck the shit out of the houses and decks too, trying to kill the bees. Meanwhile, UAP hummingbirds are dodging all of that shit only to run smack into our window—boom! Down it goes for the count. Fortunately, the last one resurrected and flew away. But those fucking woodpeckers and bees are property destroyers. If I had to pick one—neither! Wipe them both off this fucking Earth!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The fuck? No one wants to read my ranting about carpenter bees and woodpeckers????