Elias
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@Narrator: Once upon a time, in a far, far away (very far indeed) village lived two opposing groups of people. One group was called PSL and the other, well, it was called Incel. These two sides did not get along at all: they feuded constantly for decades to come.
PSL consisted of @Sergeant, @knajjd and their cavalry (which would later be revealed)
and also their gorgeous women.
Incel consisted of @Lorsss and his cavalry (which would also later be revealed) and no women due to too much UEE exposure when @Lorsss was only a baby (some say hes still contacting Dr Peppley till this day about upper eyelid grafts): which prohibited him from ever being around a human of the opposite sex.
One day, before the war had begun between PSL and Incel, both groups were having a brilliant family picnic. But then, a scary and opposing moment happened in PSL history.....
@Lorsss started complaining about wanting hip reduction surgery (like trannies do in Loose Women). He was begging at @Sergeant for the funding, but he was having nun of it. The two groups collided, and both groups started shooting at each other: this is what happenened next:
@knajjd: “I'm on the wrong side,
so change the target,
Shooting at the general @Lorsss;
and wheres @Sergeant?”
*Thy all come into the base*
@Sergeant: “We'll make 'em all skedaddle,
Long before the cotton's high,
We can whoop @Lorsss in a battle,
Sure 'nough whoop 'em do or die.”
@knajjd: “Can't believe this blustering prattle-
Let @Lorsss prove it with a sword or lance instead!
I promise you @Sergeant, when I've done this Gaul in battle
His shoulders will be lonesome for his head!”
In come the cavalry @Pietrosiek @Gudru @Greeicy
@Sergeant: Thy long midface army,
Dressed from head to toe in their aunties corsets,
Looking like a bunch of Autist nancies.
BOOM! BOOM!
*Fall*
*Plunder*
*Meow*
*Screaming*
@knajjd: “Is it a bird? Is it a rakoon? Is it superman, oh wait...It isnt....nuhhh.”
@Sergeant: ”Oh no thy heaven! Not again.”
Its @Dude420! Hes finally here!
@Dude420: “@Sergeant, Long time Chief, its time. We all knew this day would come: the war has begun.”
To be continued...
PSL consisted of @Sergeant, @knajjd and their cavalry (which would later be revealed)
and also their gorgeous women.
Incel consisted of @Lorsss and his cavalry (which would also later be revealed) and no women due to too much UEE exposure when @Lorsss was only a baby (some say hes still contacting Dr Peppley till this day about upper eyelid grafts): which prohibited him from ever being around a human of the opposite sex.
One day, before the war had begun between PSL and Incel, both groups were having a brilliant family picnic. But then, a scary and opposing moment happened in PSL history.....
@Lorsss started complaining about wanting hip reduction surgery (like trannies do in Loose Women). He was begging at @Sergeant for the funding, but he was having nun of it. The two groups collided, and both groups started shooting at each other: this is what happenened next:
@knajjd: “I'm on the wrong side,
so change the target,
Shooting at the general @Lorsss;
and wheres @Sergeant?”
*Thy all come into the base*
@Sergeant: “We'll make 'em all skedaddle,
Long before the cotton's high,
We can whoop @Lorsss in a battle,
Sure 'nough whoop 'em do or die.”
@knajjd: “Can't believe this blustering prattle-
Let @Lorsss prove it with a sword or lance instead!
I promise you @Sergeant, when I've done this Gaul in battle
His shoulders will be lonesome for his head!”
In come the cavalry @Pietrosiek @Gudru @Greeicy
@Sergeant: Thy long midface army,
Dressed from head to toe in their aunties corsets,
Looking like a bunch of Autist nancies.
BOOM! BOOM!
*Fall*
*Plunder*
*Meow*
*Screaming*
@knajjd: “Is it a bird? Is it a rakoon? Is it superman, oh wait...It isnt....nuhhh.”
@Sergeant: ”Oh no thy heaven! Not again.”
Its @Dude420! Hes finally here!
@Dude420: “@Sergeant, Long time Chief, its time. We all knew this day would come: the war has begun.”
To be continued...
