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I cant believe some people still think fades are a good option - in my opinion they are way too overrated and here's why:
-They look like SHIT very quickly after the hair grows - leading to constantly having to go to a barbershop
-They are HARD to do, and even after years of practice some barbers will still fail to make it look clean, which essentially means you need to seek out best among best.
-There are no ''low'', ''medium'', or ''high'' fades, they are always HIGH and leave you literally BALD because of how hard it is to do. Low fade particularly requires incredible skill and you sure won't be getting that from your local barbershop next street.
This is literally FIRST result when googling ''low fade''. Does this look like a fucking low fade to you? Bro on the picture is literally holding back tears as we speak
-They look HORRIBLE when you try to pull out fade on the sides and long top; the contrast is incredibly uncanny, especially when some retard also asks for a lineup as well, it generally looks like a mess and like you left the barbershop mid cut
The whole concept of having to contantly renew its freshness makes it just seem like an incredibly tryhard cut.
Instead, this is by far the BEST haircut someone in their teens or twenties can have
-Nicely trimmed sides to number 3 or 4 guard which blends into the wavy top of the hair
-Long front, covering the forehead either partly or completely
-Extremely easy to maintain (ANY barber can do it, you can even learn how to do it yourself without much effort)
-Doesn't look tryhard, yet still looks incredibly clean
-Helps easily cover receding hairline (no problem for up to norwood THREE!)
-Low maintenance, all you need is wavy hair and a haircut every like two months.
If you don't have wavy hair, consider getting a LOOSE WAVY PERM (ordinary curly perm looks like dogshit imo but similar rules would follow its also very popular)
Another trick for the poor niggas would be to literally just not wash your hair and expose it to light sweat. This for some reason is guaranteed to turn your hair from straight to wavy and it honestly makes my hair look better than after I shampoo it despite having naturally wavy hair.
JUST ROCK A BUZZCUT BRO!
Hair is a PRIVILEGE, use it while you can. Not growing your hair out at least a bit when you're young is literally spitting in god's face. Use it or lose it bitch.
''Just get a fade bro''
-They look like SHIT very quickly after the hair grows - leading to constantly having to go to a barbershop
-They are HARD to do, and even after years of practice some barbers will still fail to make it look clean, which essentially means you need to seek out best among best.
-There are no ''low'', ''medium'', or ''high'' fades, they are always HIGH and leave you literally BALD because of how hard it is to do. Low fade particularly requires incredible skill and you sure won't be getting that from your local barbershop next street.
This is literally FIRST result when googling ''low fade''. Does this look like a fucking low fade to you? Bro on the picture is literally holding back tears as we speak
-They look HORRIBLE when you try to pull out fade on the sides and long top; the contrast is incredibly uncanny, especially when some retard also asks for a lineup as well, it generally looks like a mess and like you left the barbershop mid cut
The whole concept of having to contantly renew its freshness makes it just seem like an incredibly tryhard cut.
Instead, this is by far the BEST haircut someone in their teens or twenties can have
-Nicely trimmed sides to number 3 or 4 guard which blends into the wavy top of the hair
-Long front, covering the forehead either partly or completely
-Extremely easy to maintain (ANY barber can do it, you can even learn how to do it yourself without much effort)
-Doesn't look tryhard, yet still looks incredibly clean
-Helps easily cover receding hairline (no problem for up to norwood THREE!)
-Low maintenance, all you need is wavy hair and a haircut every like two months.
If you don't have wavy hair, consider getting a LOOSE WAVY PERM (ordinary curly perm looks like dogshit imo but similar rules would follow its also very popular)
Another trick for the poor niggas would be to literally just not wash your hair and expose it to light sweat. This for some reason is guaranteed to turn your hair from straight to wavy and it honestly makes my hair look better than after I shampoo it despite having naturally wavy hair.
JUST ROCK A BUZZCUT BRO!
Hair is a PRIVILEGE, use it while you can. Not growing your hair out at least a bit when you're young is literally spitting in god's face. Use it or lose it bitch.
''Just get a fade bro''
