The best part about the airport

[BadLuck7892]

I'm at the airport right now. The best part of the airport is: The sheer amount of nice backsides to check out.

 

[OneCopDayKepRopAway]

You mean ass?

 

[Iraniancel]

You mean ass?

Yes he means booty cheeks

 

[BadLuck7892]

You mean ass?

A body part can have multiple titles.

 

[ihatereddit]

I thought you would say mogging the ethnics

 

[BadLuck7892]

Yes he means booty cheeks

There was a foid in yoga pants ahead of me in the check-in line.

When I was heading to the lounge post-security, I saw her again.

 

[User28823]

true, i always see some nice gyats at the airport

 

[BadLuck7892]

I thought you would say mogging the ethnics

I mog ethnics everywhere.

Yet many of these ethnics still do better than me with foids.

 

[ManletBlackcel]

I work at the airport and he ain’t lying. Some of these foid flight attendants I see could be runway models

 

[BadLuck7892]

I work at the airport and he ain’t lying. Some of these foid flight attendants I see could be runway models

Not just flight attendants either. Lots of run-of-the-mill passengers have excellent backsides.

I don't know what it is about flying that brings out such a high volume of nice backsides.

 

[BadLuck7892]

There was an excellent backside in front of me on the escalator

 

[Cr™]

There was an excellent backside in front of me on the escalator

Check pm

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Not just flight attendants either. Lots of run-of-the-mill passengers have excellent backsides.

I don't know what it is about flying that brings out such a high volume of nice backsides.

It’s either one or two things

1. Girls are flying out to get dicked down by some chad
2. Girls are actively looking to get dicked down by chad so they wear the tightest yoga pants to show their as

 

[BadLuck7892]

There's a fat guy on my plane with a long beard. He has a 6/10 Becky girlfriend with an excellent backside.

This is an example of why I don't believe in God. No God would allow a fat dude with an unkempt beard to get an upper MTB, while I'm stuck escortcelling.

That fat dude's girlfriend is my looksmatch.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Oh great, there's a crying baby behind me.

 

[BadLuck7892]

And I'm at my destination.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I'm at the airport again (for my return trip)

There was an excellent backside in yoga pants in front of me as I went up the escalator

 

[BadLuck7892]

Yesterday, I finally had a chance to masturbate for the first time since my trip. I thought about some airport foids.

 

[FlotPSL]

Yesterday, I finally had a chance to masturbate for the first time since my trip. I thought about some airport foids.

Horny shitalian nigga