The best part about the airport

[BadLuck7892]

I'm at the airport right now. The best part of the airport is: The sheer amount of nice backsides to check out.

 

[OneCopDayKepRopAway]

You mean ass?

 

[Iraniancel]

You mean ass?

Yes he means booty cheeks

 

[BadLuck7892]

You mean ass?

A body part can have multiple titles.

 

[ihatereddit]

I thought you would say mogging the ethnics

 

[BadLuck7892]

Yes he means booty cheeks

There was a foid in yoga pants ahead of me in the check-in line.

When I was heading to the lounge post-security, I saw her again.

 

[User28823]

true, i always see some nice gyats at the airport

 

[BadLuck7892]

I thought you would say mogging the ethnics

I mog ethnics everywhere.

Yet many of these ethnics still do better than me with foids.

 

[ManletBlackcel]

I work at the airport and he ain’t lying. Some of these foid flight attendants I see could be runway models

 

[BadLuck7892]

I work at the airport and he ain’t lying. Some of these foid flight attendants I see could be runway models

Not just flight attendants either. Lots of run-of-the-mill passengers have excellent backsides.

I don't know what it is about flying that brings out such a high volume of nice backsides.

 

[BadLuck7892]

There was an excellent backside in front of me on the escalator

 

[Cr™]

There was an excellent backside in front of me on the escalator

Check pm

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Not just flight attendants either. Lots of run-of-the-mill passengers have excellent backsides.

I don't know what it is about flying that brings out such a high volume of nice backsides.

It’s either one or two things

1. Girls are flying out to get dicked down by some chad
2. Girls are actively looking to get dicked down by chad so they wear the tightest yoga pants to show their as

 

[BadLuck7892]

There's a fat guy on my plane with a long beard. He has a 6/10 Becky girlfriend with an excellent backside.

This is an example of why I don't believe in God. No God would allow a fat dude with an unkempt beard to get an upper MTB, while I'm stuck escortcelling.

That fat dude's girlfriend is my looksmatch.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Oh great, there's a crying baby behind me.

 

[BadLuck7892]

And I'm at my destination.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I'm at the airport again (for my return trip)

There was an excellent backside in yoga pants in front of me as I went up the escalator

 

[BadLuck7892]

Yesterday, I finally had a chance to masturbate for the first time since my trip. I thought about some airport foids.

 

[FlotPSL]

Yesterday, I finally had a chance to masturbate for the first time since my trip. I thought about some airport foids.

Horny shitalian nigga

 

[BadLuck7892]

At the airport again. The backside scene hasn't been as good today (but that's not to say nonexistent)

 

[BadLuck7892]

There was a decent backside above me on the escalator today. The foid was with a husband or boyfriend. I both envy and pity him.

 

[BadLuck7892]

On the airplane now. I just heard a wife tell her husband "I gave up your seat so a family could sit together"

The husband just said "Ok"

What a cuck.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

What a sick creep
Feces fetish

 

[BadLuck7892]

What a sick creep
Feces fetish

Umm, no, my fetish is watching a foid pee

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Umm, no, my fetish is watching a foid pee

Then why are u looking at feces droppers?

 

[BadLuck7892]

Then why are u looking at feces droppers?

Most straight men like a foid's backside. It doesn't mean we like shit.

Just like not every man who likes vag likes pee (even though I personally like pee)

 

[rawr]

You mean ass?

That's disrespectful, he used backside for a reason.

 

[BadLuck7892]

On a layover right now.

The airport I'm at has a gender neutral bathroom. I used it.

Turned me on to use the same bathroom as foids.

 

[BadLuck7892]

On a layover right now.

The airport I'm at has a gender neutral bathroom. I used it.

Turned me on to use the same bathroom as foids.

The paper towel dispenser I was using wasn't working. A foid then told me the next dispenser over was working.

Imagine that: Running into a foid while drying your hands in a public bathroom.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I used the gender neutral bathroom one last time before my flight. The first thing I saw when I entered the bathroom: A foid.

What a turn on.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Just boarded the plane. There's a mom with a large backside across the aisle from me.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I'm using my laptop on the plane. Yet there's an old lady in the seat in front of me (who wasn't even originally in that seat) reclining her seat