The best way to help an incel friend get laid

[Deleted member 4612]

Buy a prostitute

but, don't let him know it's a prostitute. you have to pay the prostitute to pretend to be just a random civilian foid, and to fuck him and make him think he got laid "normally". the psychological effect of getting laid without having to pay for it will provide more benefits than any sort of "advice" you get on this forum.

 

[AlexAP]

Yeah, Jaime Lannister did this for Tyrion.

 

[BaldNonce]

Yeah, Jaime Lannister did this for Tyrion.

PSL legend, got surgery worth thousands just to look 0.005 percent better

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Yeah, Jaime Lannister did this for Tyrion.

wait, in Game of Thrones? I never watched that show

 

[AlexAP]

wait, in Game of Thrones? I never watched that show

Yes, in Game of Thrones.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Yes, in Game of Thrones.

yeah, I just looked it up. "Tysha"

its a legit strategy tbh. thing is, in that show, he got married and later found out lmao

the way you would have to do this is maybe go on some vacation with your friends, then do some quick hookup, and then leave the vacation spot, so there are no expectations for any long term relationship

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Buy a prostitute

but, don't let him know it's a prostitute. you have to pay the prostitute to pretend to be just a random civilian foid, and to fuck him and make him think he got laid "normally". the psychological effect of getting laid without having to pay for it will provide more benefits than any sort of "advice" you get on this forum.

Ugh. Doesnt work all the time. I did the same thing for someone. A hooker might be good at lying, but hiding who she is, not so much.

When she went into his apartment, he turned around and her shirt was already off as she began unzipping her jeans. He knew right there and then, she was a hooker. She even confessed to him. Ugh. So he drops her off at my place and as he was headed back to his car, I quickly opened my curtains then fucked her from behind against that window so he can see what I thought about that.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Buy a prostitute

but, don't let him know it's a prostitute. you have to pay the prostitute to pretend to be just a random civilian foid, and to fuck him and make him think he got laid "normally". the psychological effect of getting laid without having to pay for it will provide more benefits than any sort of "advice" you get on this forum.

But time is money. Especially for hookers. It would be quite expensive. Think about it. She would have to wait around somewhere so she could "casually" bump into him. There's a whole bunch of other problems he would also throw her way making it take longer to actually get somewhere and finally do the deed.

 

[AlexAP]

yeah, I just looked it up. "Tysha"

its a legit strategy tbh. thing is, in that show, he got married and later found out lmao

In the TV show, yeah.

Plot point: In the books she wasn't a prostitute, Jaime just told him so because Tyrions and Jaimes father didn't approve the relationship.

the way you would have to do this is maybe go on some vacation with your friends, then do some quick hookup, and then leave the vacation spot, so there are no expectations for any long term relationship

I agree.

 

[Deleted member 10042]

Buy a prostitute

but, don't let him know it's a prostitute. you have to pay the prostitute to pretend to be just a random civilian foid, and to fuck him and make him think he got laid "normally". the psychological effect of getting laid without having to pay for it will provide more benefits than any sort of "advice" you get on this forum.

This happened in True Romance

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Ugh. Doesnt work all the time. I did the same thing for someone. A hooker might be good at lying, but hiding who she is, not so much.

When she went into his apartment, he turned around and her shirt was already off as she began unzipping her jeans. He knew right there and then, she was a hooker. She even confessed to him. Ugh. So he drops her off at my place and as he was headed back to his car, I quickly opened my curtains then fucked her from behind against that window so he can see what I thought about that.

hmm, might need to give her some pointers or something then

But time is money. Especially for hookers. It would be quite expensive. Think about it. She would have to wait around somewhere so she could "casually" bump into him. There's a whole bunch of other problems he would also throw her way making it take longer to actually get somewhere and finally do the deed.

go to a nightclub on a vacation spot. lets say you're in vegas or something. maybe tijuania if you're cheap. yeah it would cost extra, but this is a one time thing, so if you really wanna help your friend out you shell out some cash.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

hmm, might need to give her some pointers or something then

go to a nightclub on a vacation spot. lets say you're in vegas or something. maybe tijuania if you're cheap. yeah it would cost extra, but this is a one time thing, so if you really wanna help your friend out you shell out some cash.

He's Incel. Considers all women whores and ones that are divorced, used up whores. He believes the only woman he could marry would have to be a virgin, and there are none in the USA or UK. Just posers. So he's fishing for an Ukraine or Asian one. Which those are the biggest whores on this planet. But you can't tell him that. Ugh.

 

[TITUS]

Legit, i wouldn't have minded someone doing that for me. Losing the V card with a starfish wasn't any big deal anyways.

This happened in True Romance

Underrated movie.

 

[Beetlejuice]

based

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

idea inspired by @lutte

 

[Deleted member 4612]

idea inspired by @lutte

did he post this idea somewhere else before me?