The Beta Uprising, and how to do it right.

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Yeah this isn't really the best example of looksmaxing but neither are these shit-minded blackpill threads, don't see how those are helping anybody become the best version of themselves.

Anyway, I keep hearing these ideas about sex communism but these are never going anywhere. We already have sex capitalism; just buy an escort. The thing is, we all know its not about having sex, its about being able to get it without essentially forcing someone into it.

So here's the plan: (this is for fun and I'm not serious, would be dope though)

If clamping my joints and squeezing on my dingdong all day doesnt turn me into a sex god then I'll just dedicate my life to rounding up angry incels and take over America. Once we got that and all the societal control and free tax dollars that come with it, its go time baby.

Number One: Rework state and federal-provided insurance in our favor, privately owned will follow suit.
There is no disease worse than a shitty face. I'd rather have actual cancer than be only a 6/10, and so would everyone else. Rhinoplasty and chin implants are covered; worthless checkups, vaccines and treatment for Bobby's Type 1 diabetes... ...just fuck off we're all dying anyway.

Number Two: De-fund NASA.
Who the hell gives a shit what's out there, let the Russians/Chinese/Indians waste their money and time on it. Besides the earth is probably flat and there is no space anyway. This money is easily better spent as further described in-

-Number Three: Shut down the milirary.
Once everyone sees our great nation and how glorious our values are nobody will dare attack us, they will want to be attacked and conquered by us. We will use the NASA and Defense $$$ to give free HGH and TRT to all predicted manlets/dicklets in their youth.

Number Four: When a child is born, give them orthotropic-perscribed posture training first, cut the umbilical cord second.

Number Five: School will have only three mandatory classes as follows; How to make your own synthetic hormone injections, Mewing 101, and HOW TO PULL MAD BITCHES aka Game.
Now that's 10,000x more useful than Calculus and Computer Science.

The End. The 80/20 rule regarding sex and relationships has now been destroyed, not through social engineering but by giving everyone what they want -- being in the top 20%.
 
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If clamping my joints and squeezing on my dingdong all day doesnt turn me into a sex god then I'll just dedicate my life to rounding up angry incels and take over America. Once we got that and all the societal control and free tax dollars that come with it, its go time baby.
If I won the lottery or whatever, I'd start a business and only employ incels. Piss off some people in the process.
 
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The most important question of all:

Why would a country let you implement this?
The most important answer of all: what if I run the country? This is just me trying to have fun and discussing crazy shit that should happen but never will. Hey maybe I buy an island and start inceltopia with some russian mail order brides.
 
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The most important answer of all: what if I run the country? This is just me trying to have fun and discussing crazy shit that should happen but never will. Hey maybe I buy an island and start inceltopia with some russian mail order brides.

No you wont
 
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I'll get on this right away ;):feelshmm:

In all srsness good thread
worthless checkups, vaccines and treatment for Bobby's Type 1 diabetes... ...just fuck off we're all dying anyway
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The most important answer of all: what if I run the country? This is just me trying to have fun and discussing crazy shit that should happen but never will. Hey maybe I buy an island and start inceltopia with some russian mail order brides.
You know those ice queen Russian chicks would ruin this island with there scheming
 
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Wincel said:
The most important answer of all: what if I run the country? This is just me trying to have fun and discussing crazy shit that should happen but never will. Hey maybe I buy an island and start inceltopia with some russian mail order brides.
You know those ice queen Russian chicks would ruin this island with there scheming
 
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Ya but wincel linked it to me and I quoted him not you. Wasn't the quote in my reply anyways?
 
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Yeah this isn't really the best example of looksmaxing but neither are these shit-minded blackpill threads, don't see how those are helping anybody become the best version of themselves.

Anyway, I keep hearing these ideas about sex communism but these are never going anywhere. We already have sex capitalism; just buy an escort. The thing is, we all know its not about having sex, its about being able to get it without essentially forcing someone into it.

So here's the plan: (this is for fun and I'm not serious, would be dope though)

If clamping my joints and squeezing on my dingdong all day doesnt turn me into a sex god then I'll just dedicate my life to rounding up angry incels and take over America. Once we got that and all the societal control and free tax dollars that come with it, its go time baby.

Number One: Rework state and federal-provided insurance in our favor, privately owned will follow suit.
There is no disease worse than a shitty face. I'd rather have actual cancer than be only a 6/10, and so would everyone else. Rhinoplasty and chin implants are covered; worthless checkups, vaccines and treatment for Bobby's Type 1 diabetes... ...just fuck off we're all dying anyway.

Number Two: De-fund NASA.
Who the hell gives a shit what's out there, let the Russians/Chinese/Indians waste their money and time on it. Besides the earth is probably flat and there is no space anyway. This money is easily better spent as further described in-

-Number Three: Shut down the milirary.
Once everyone sees our great nation and how glorious our values are nobody will dare attack us, they will want to be attacked and conquered by us. We will use the NASA and Defense $$$ to give free HGH and TRT to all predicted manlets/dicklets in their youth.

Number Four: When a child is born, give them orthotropic-perscribed posture training first, cut the umbilical cord second.

Number Five: School will have only three mandatory classes as follows; How to make your own synthetic hormone injections, Mewing 101, and HOW TO PULL MAD BITCHES aka Game.

Now that's 10,000x more useful than Calculus and Computer Science.

The End. The 80/20 rule regarding sex and relationships has now been destroyed, not through social engineering but by giving everyone what they want -- being in the top 20%.
Smart
 
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Everyone should go ER tbh
 
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