The Bible teaches you that acting like an asshole is ok even if its the Father of Jews

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You probably heard of Jacob. He was later given the name Israel and is regarded as a Patriarch of the Israelites. In other words he's pretty fucking important. Like Abraham-tier.

What you should also know is he's a fucking asshole but the Bible says he's a good person and he was in the right.

Lets me tell you the story about Jacob (Left) and Esau (Right)


Isaac had two sons. Twins!! Jacob and Esau. When it was time for delivery Esau came out first and Jacob came out second holding his brother heels.

Esau loved hunting wild games. Isaac loved Esau. While Jacob was quiet, loved to cook. His mother Rebekkah loved him.

So one day when Esau came home from hunting he was tired and hungry. And saw Jacob was cooking stew and said I want some. So Jacob said "okay, but you have to sell me your birth right for it. " Esau agreed. He gave away his birthright for a quick meal.

Esau married two hitties female which brought stress toward Rebekkah.

So one day Isaac said my son Esau, O am very old and will pass away. Please go make my favorite food so I may bless you. Now Rebekkah thought Jacob deserved it more than his older brother. So she told Jacob and he agreed. She made Issac favorite food. Jacob deceived Isaac into thinking he was Esau and stealing the blessing. Jacob became the father of Israelites while Esau became father of Edomites. And Easu tried to kill his brother for stealing his blessing so Jacob ran away. And went to go live with Rebekkah's Brother. And that's where Jacob gets married to two sisters, Rachel and Leah.

Racheal Can't get pregnant so she lets Jacob have sex with all her slaves. When Leah's son comes back from collecting mandrakes ( a narcotic plant ). Racheal wants the mandrakes. So what does she do? Racheal sells Jacob to Leah for the mandrakes cause Leah want to have sex with him.

Btw Jacob returns back to Esau one day after all the shit he has done and you know what Esau does? He forgives him lol

TL;DR: Jacob (Father of Jews) is a huge Swindler and does a fuck load of dirty shit but he's a good guy according to the Bible. God and Esau himself think its all right so who are you to question them?

 

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Jews are based then

 

[Deleted member 6902]

Didn’t read the essay, but the Bible says thou shalt not steal. That’s enough to send em all to hell

 

[Deleted member 4804]

Didn’t read the essay, but the Bible says thou shalt not steal. That’s enough to send em all to hell

High iq

 

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You probably heard of Jacob. He was later given the name Israel and is regarded as a Patriarch of the Israelites. In other words he's pretty fucking important. Like Abraham-tier.

What you should also know is he's a fucking asshole but the Bible says he's a good person and he was in the right.

Lets me tell you the story about Jacob (Left) and Esau (Right)


Isaac had two sons. Twins!! Jacob and Esau. When it was time for delivery Esau came out first and Jacob came out second holding his brother heels.

Esau loved hunting wild games. Isaac loved Esau. While Jacob was quiet, loved to cook. His mother Rebekkah loved him.

So one day when Esau came home from hunting he was tired and hungry. And saw Jacob was cooking stew and said I want some. So Jacob said "okay, but you have to sell me your birth right for it. " Esau agreed. He gave away his birthright for a quick meal.

Esau married two hitties female which brought stress toward Rebekkah.

So one day Isaac said my son Esau, O am very old and will pass away. Please go make my favorite food so I may bless you. Now Rebekkah thought Jacob deserved it more than his older brother. So she told Jacob and he agreed. She made Issac favorite food. Jacob deceived Isaac into thinking he was Esau and stealing the blessing. Jacob became the father of Israelites while Esau became father of Edomites. And Easu tried to kill his brother for stealing his blessing so Jacob ran away. And went to go live with Rebekkah's Brother. And that's where Jacob gets married to two sisters, Rachel and Leah.

Racheal Can't get pregnant so she lets Jacob have sex with all her slaves. When Leah's son comes back from collecting mandrakes ( a narcotic plant ). Racheal wants the mandrakes. So what does she do? Racheal sells Jacob to Leah for the mandrakes cause Leah want to have sex with him.

Btw Jacob returns back to Esau one day after all the shit he has done and you know what Esau does? He forgives him lol

TL;DR: Jacob (Father of Jews) is a huge Swindler and does a fuck load of dirty shit but he's a good guy according to the Bible. God and Esau himself think its all right so who are you to question them?

Probably goes under the saying "forgive them they know not what they do"

Anyway religion is bullshit created by the elites to control and shit on the poor and the poor being being told to forgive or try deserved it for sinning.