The biggest blackpill ever was just dropped on world news by Real Madrid

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The president of their club promised a €150,000,000 euro signing this season for their team. 150 MILLION euros.

People speculated it might have been players like Olise or even Yamal... but if you're here you knew exactly where this was going

Real Madrid have always cared about the image of their club, I vaguely remember them talking about not signing someone because he was 'too ugly'. Well look at this

Who will they choose?

1. Deformed ugly goblin who is extremely talented at football
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2. The epitome of male beauty, and a modern day sex symbol, who is also pretty decent at football
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Who the fuck would pick the repulsive disgusting monster that is Yamal :lul:

Because of his looks, he's stuck at a club that won't win anything in the future

@iblamexyz @psychopathic @Insomnia @Menas @Sadist
 
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Does this mean it is over for brown brah
 
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When u see a yamals jersey worn by a already ugly nigga


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"The epitome of male beauty, and a modern day sex symbol,"
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I think these posts are satirical, at this point.
 
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The president of their club promised a €150,000,000 euro signing this season for their team. 150 MILLION euros.

People speculated it might have been players like Olise or even Yamal... but if you're here you knew exactly where this was going

Real Madrid have always cared about the image of their club, I vaguely remember them talking about not signing someone because he was 'too ugly'. Well look at this

Who will they choose?

1. Deformed ugly goblin who is extremely talented at football
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2. The epitome of male beauty, and a modern day sex symbol, who is also pretty decent at football
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Who the fuck would pick the repulsive disgusting monster that is Yamal :lul:

Because of his looks, he's stuck at a club that won't win anything in the future

@iblamexyz @psychopathic @Insomnia @Menas @Sadist
I think I remember even at my youth I've always preferred Ronaldo because he mogged Messi

I think statistically it's not crazy to say that Messi is better but people will always prefer Ronaldo, purely only due to Looks

@Mogs Me @acm @Former Shortcel
 
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@joao23 another brutal jbwpill
 
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The president of their club promised a €150,000,000 euro signing this season for their team. 150 MILLION euros.

People speculated it might have been players like Olise or even Yamal... but if you're here you knew exactly where this was going

Real Madrid have always cared about the image of their club, I vaguely remember them talking about not signing someone because he was 'too ugly'. Well look at this

Who will they choose?

1. Deformed ugly goblin who is extremely talented at football
View attachment 5198729

2. The epitome of male beauty, and a modern day sex symbol, who is also pretty decent at football
View attachment 5198728




Who the fuck would pick the repulsive disgusting monster that is Yamal :lul:

Because of his looks, he's stuck at a club that won't win anything in the future

@iblamexyz @psychopathic @Insomnia @Menas @Sadist
yamal terras alvarez btw, keep soccer and "bp" out of the same discussion pls
 
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I think I remember even at my youth I've always preferred Ronaldo because he mogged Messi

I think statistically it's not crazy to say that Messi is better but people will always prefer Ronaldo, purely only due to Looks

@Mogs Me @acm @Former Shortcel
messi is so much better
 
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yamal terras alvarez btw, keep soccer and "bp" out of the same discussion pls
Who was offered a position at the most historically rich club in the world?

Yamal is a disgusting creature, and his unfortunate looks will be costly for his career
 
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All funny until he walks in..
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I think I remember even at my youth I've always preferred Ronaldo because he mogged Messi

I think statistically it's not crazy to say that Messi is better but people will always prefer Ronaldo, purely only due to Looks

@Mogs Me @acm @Former Shortcel
you know, i think yamal just needs a clown girl in his life. i think that will sort all of his problems
 
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the second part may be true in wherever that person lives/plays soccer.
For the average individual, he would be considered conventionally attractive. A modern-day sex symbol? No fucking way.
 
yamal terras alvarez btw, keep soccer and "bp" out of the same discussion pls
as much as i wish it weren't true, :blackpill: will always directly or indirectly play a role in this life of ours. especially in contexts like these.
 
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Who was offered a position at the most historically rich club in the world?

Yamal is a disgusting creature, and his unfortunate looks will be costly for his career
he is literally up there in ballondor rankings at his age, got second to some guy who won everything.
 
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I think these posts are satirical, at this point.
High averageness, no significant recession

Go on his Instagram and you'll see married women throwing themselves at him.

He is easily HTN+, after HTN looks become subjective and reliant on other factors

He has chad smv irl, if you disagree you're inexperienced in living in the real world
 
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The president of their club promised a €150,000,000 euro signing this season for their team. 150 MILLION euros.

People speculated it might have been players like Olise or even Yamal... but if you're here you knew exactly where this was going

Real Madrid have always cared about the image of their club, I vaguely remember them talking about not signing someone because he was 'too ugly'. Well look at this

Who will they choose?

1. Deformed ugly goblin who is extremely talented at football
View attachment 5198729

2. The epitome of male beauty, and a modern day sex symbol, who is also pretty decent at football
View attachment 5198728




Who the fuck would pick the repulsive disgusting monster that is Yamal :lul:

Because of his looks, he's stuck at a club that won't win anything in the future

@iblamexyz @psychopathic @Insomnia @Menas @Sadist
alvarez is so fucking terrible genuinely a bum
 
High averageness, no significant recession

Go on his Instagram and you'll see married women throwing themselves at him.

He is easily HTN+, after HTN looks become subjective and reliant on other factors

He has chad smv irl, if you disagree you're inexperienced in living in the real world
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You lost all credibility. Respectfully, leave it here.
Once you leave your room you'll understand how rare it is to find people as good looking as him
 
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High averageness, no significant recession

Go on his Instagram and you'll see married women throwing themselves at him.

He is easily HTN+, after HTN looks become subjective and reliant on other factors

He has chad smv irl, if you disagree you're inexperienced in living in the real world
unfortunately true. i wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if married women, with kids even too, used his comment sections to drool over him.
 
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Once you leave your room you'll understand how rare it is to find people as good looking as him
No, Orka. He's not HTN+
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What the fuck are we actually talking about?
 
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Who the fuck would pick the repulsive disgusting monster that is Yamal :lul:

Because of his looks, he's stuck at a club that won't win anything in the future
:yes::yes::yes:
Happy So Excited GIF
 
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Okay?

Do you know what a greycel is?, Do you think being grey refers to joindate :feelskek:
Never implied that. But I still joined before you, when I WASN'T a greycel. That's my point.
 
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High averageness, no significant recession

Go on his Instagram and you'll see married women throwing themselves at him.

He is easily HTN+, after HTN looks become subjective and reliant on other factors

He has chad smv irl, if you disagree you're inexperienced in living in the real world
lol, this is exactly why i made my thread yesterday about the people who say "muh women are chad only"

if we are basing it off what the modern day definition of a chad is (essentially the chad facial rating which is 1 in 10s of thousands in terms of rarity), then this phrase is completely and utterly retarded
 
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Never implied that. But I still joined before you, when I WASN'T a greycel. That's my point.
That doesn't defeat my point

I called out ur authority fallacy and now ur backtracking :lul:
 
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lamine wouldnt join real tho lmao

his release clause is like 1B
 
That doesn't defeat my point

I called out ur authority fallacy and now ur backtracking :lul:
"authority fallacy"

LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

THAT'S NOT HOW CALLING OUT A FALLACY WORKS, DUMBASS

:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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That doesn't defeat my point

I called out ur authority fallacy and now ur backtracking :lul:
Holy shit, I'm actually crying. Why the fuck is a .org rotter misusing logical fallacies :lul::lul:
 
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"authority fallacy"

LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

THAT'S NOT HOW CALLING OUT A FALLACY WORKS, DUMBASS

:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Why did you imply that you joined before me?

That was very obviously to show authority over me and when it failed you back tracked

unironically this is an ad hominem
 
to show authority over me
Assertion. Appeal to emotion.

See how retarded you sound?

"Ad hominem"

"Greycel IQ" is an ad hominem. Point rebutted. You sound like a mongoloid.
 
Julian Alvarez will be heartbroken after discovering he's not being rated htn, he will tell the tens of thousands of married women begging for his dick in his social media comments to go away because he's so sad.
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Everybody has bad angles and they mean nothing, he looks great.

There are no significant recessions, all his health indicators are in check, his frame is good and he's a worldwide star + millionaire. Easy chad smv.
 
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Assertion. Appeal to emotion.

See how retarded you sound?

"Ad hominem"

"Greycel IQ" is an ad hominem. Point rebutted. You sound like a mongoloid.
won't deny it wasn't an ad hominem

But it's objectively true what you said isn't, the only reason why you would point out a join date on the forum is to have authority over someone else or at least show some sort of superiority
 
won't deny it wasn't an ad hominem

But it's objectively true what you said isn't, the only reason why you would point out a join date on the forum is to have authority over someone else or at least show some sort of superiority
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Julian Alvarez will be heartbroken after discovering he's not being rated htn, he will tell the tens of thousands of married women begging for his dick in his social media comments to go away because he's so sad.
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Everybody has bad angles and they mean nothing, he looks great.

There are no significant recessions, all his health indicators are in check, his frame is good and he's a worldwide star + millionaire. Easy chad smv.
By Chad smv, I mean he's at the top of the top in overall value. The only issue I could say is his height, but he's 178~ iirc which isn't terrible irl.

Whatever, chadlite smv is still an option.

Point is, he can pull just about any woman he wants to.
 
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