The biggest slayer in my class is also the shortest guy there

[Deleted member 5746]

Im now sitting in a class of five people (me, recessed tall chincel who shit talked me behind my back, currycel who shit talked me behind my back, Becky who shit talked me behind my back, popular chadlite slayer who was always kinda nice to me)
Everyone else stayed at home.
Out of all the people who actually showed up to class physically the shortest guy is the biggest slayer
Height pill destroyed

 

[Gonthar]

How do you know he slays?

 

[Deleted member 5746]

Oh yeah I should list heights from tallest to shortest
- tall chincel recessed snake subhuman 6'3"
-me 6'1"
- currycel snake subhuman 6'
- chadlite slayer 5'10"
- Becky -5'6" or so

 

[Deleted member 5746]

How do you know he slays?

He is in the school football team, I've seen him make out with a good looking girl. You know when someone's a slayer when you see the person

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Is he eye level with the girls? Maybe this means manlet = better cause of human connection.

 

[Deleted member 5746]

Is he eye level with the girls? Maybe this means manlet = better cause of human connection.

No he's 5'10"

 

[Deleted member 2214]

No he's 5'10"

Brutal turbomidget, bully him in front of the football team to lower his status.

 

[Deleted member 5746]

Brutal turbomidget, bully him in front of the football team to lower his status.

Ofc ofc ofc

 

[Deleted member 5698]

Brutal turbomidget, bully him in front of the football team to lower his status.

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

waterrr

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

why are so many people talking shit behind your back

 

[Deleted member 5746]

why are so many people talking shit behind your back

Cuz niggas be mean and shit

 

[Hozay]

No he's 5'10"

5'10 isn't short to girls bro tbh.

 

[Deleted member 5746]

5'10 isn't short to girls bro tbh.

It's not, I'm just kinda making fun of how ppl on this forum claim anything below 6'4" is over