The calm before the storm, boys and girls: can you sense the awkward quietness in the world?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ah, yes, soldiers are battling it out right now. Rockets constantly whistling through the air. As this proceeds, leaders and governments do their best to keep the people in the dark. Or as they put it, "Its none of their fucking business." But soon, ugh, soon it will become too big to contain. And when China steps in, watch out!

Those little motherfuckers outnumber us all! We can nuke them daily and they'll still make it to our shorelines. California, you have no idea what's in store. Haiwaii, the natives will be just fine. But the original invaders are fucked!

I still can't believe we gave them California and the Hawaiian islands. Why would we do that? Does wealthy society hate poor Americans that much? Brutal.