BigJimsWornOutTires
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And no, this isn’t an Austin Powers movie or some recycled script; and this feller was recruited for this very narrative over ten years ago. 
What sort of retribution could be any of the following, I speculate: mass casualty event, hostage situation, Britney Spears opens her vagina to the world on OnlyFans, Taylor Swift deliberately flashes her fans, or a leaked sex tape of Sabrina Carpenter trends. Warning, it won’t be tasteful or what you expect. Not all beautiful women are “polite” down there. Some are rather monstrous.
Such a tantrum, I believe, would happen along the coast of the Gulf of America or Cali, Arizona, New Mexico, and especially Texas. I would double security around all oil fields.
I advise the government to ban all cruise ships from entering the waters around South America and Mexico.
Will this motivate China to invade Taiwan?

What sort of retribution could be any of the following, I speculate: mass casualty event, hostage situation, Britney Spears opens her vagina to the world on OnlyFans, Taylor Swift deliberately flashes her fans, or a leaked sex tape of Sabrina Carpenter trends. Warning, it won’t be tasteful or what you expect. Not all beautiful women are “polite” down there. Some are rather monstrous.
Such a tantrum, I believe, would happen along the coast of the Gulf of America or Cali, Arizona, New Mexico, and especially Texas. I would double security around all oil fields.
I advise the government to ban all cruise ships from entering the waters around South America and Mexico.
Will this motivate China to invade Taiwan?
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