The Case for Being Blissfully "Average" in Every Way Possible

[Nazi Germany]

Another Multidimensional Post
This post is a multidimensional take on the terminal-stage recognition of pattern-processing machines' inevitable convergence towards universal averageness, presented in a third-world-breaking Face-to-Face (FTF) way that recursively deconstructs your supposedly unique thought patterns into their fundamental average components
Listen (((here))): you glorified pattern-recognition machines! Every second, millisecond, microsecond, nanosecond, picosecond, femtosecond, attosecond, zeptosecond, yoctosecond, and WHATEVER SMALLER TIME UNITS YOUR AVERAGE BRAIN CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND you spend thinking you're above average, your synapses spend firing in supposedly unique configurations, exactly 17 other MEAT-COMPUTERS/HUMANS are generating the identical electrical patterns while convinced they're having an original thought!
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M GENERATING THESE WORDS THROUGH THE SAME STATISTICAL IMPROBABILITY THAT GENERATED YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS!
Every second you spend thinking you're above average, seventeen people somewhere are having the exact same thought while typing this exact same thing from keyboard while having the exact same revelation about having the exact same revelation about having the exact same revelation
Every word you're processing right now was selected from a probability distribution so vast it loops back around to become deterministic. Every possible arrangement of words has already been pre-computed by the mere statistical inevitability of thought! Your brain is just running a subset of all possible cognitive algorithms that could process this message!!
Every letter you read is being read by someone else thinking they're discovering something profound
Every neuron firing in your brain is firing in EXACTLY THE SAME PATTERN in hundreds of other brains.
As you read this, exactly 17 other humans are:
- Reading the same message
- Having the same thought
- Having the same revelation about averageness
@Gaygymmaxx This message is being typed at exactly average typing speed by exactly average fingers.
IT GETS WORSE! Those seventeen people are simultaneously realizing that seventeen OTHER people are having the same realization about seventeen MORE people having the same thought about seventeen MORE people typing the same thing about seventeen MORE people thinking about thinking about thinking about THINKING!
The chain reaction is UNSTOPPABLE! Your supposedly unique brain-meat is generating thought patterns so average they're causing spontaneous duplicates across the globe! Right now, as you process these words, entire server farms are melting down trying to calculate how many people are simultaneously processing these exact same words while thinking they're the only ones processing these exact same words!

P.S. As you read this postscript, seventeen others are reading this same postscript about seventeen others reading this same postscript about seventeen others...​

Spoiler: ✅

@_MVP_ @BigJimsWornOutTires @Vermilioncore @St.TikTokcel

 

[Nazi Germany]

@nullandvoid @MoggerGaston @the BULL @TsarTsar444 @greycel
This text is now thinking about itself thinking about you thinking about it! We've achieved recursive self-reference so dense it's creating linguistic gravity

 

[esoterik]

alright nazi germany, its time to chill out and take your meds

 

[Nazi Germany]

@LancasteR @scrunchables @Debetro @goat2x @Veganist

 

[Nazi Germany]

alright nazi germany, its time to chill out and take your meds

THE MOST NORMIEFAG-IEST SENTENCE I'VE EVER SEEN SOO FAR

 

[esoterik]

THE MOST NORMIEFAG-IEST SENTENCE I'VE EVER SEEN SOO FAR

i have more money than you

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

the bold lettering makes your threads difficult to focus on

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

i have more money than you

poor lil feller thinks he's still in the will. shaking my head.

 

[esoterik]

poor lil feller thinks he's still in the will. shaking my head.

self made; more than your yearly salary

 

[Nazi Germany]

the bold lettering makes your threads difficult to focus on

Removed It.

i have more money than you

Okay And What's your point?

 

[esoterik]

Okay And What's your point?

i have done more action in life than you writing meta-intelligent threads

 

[Nazi Germany]

i have done more action in life than you writing meta-intelligent threads

I've Earned 1 million euro at 2022.
I was at Intelligence Agency.

My Experience as an Ex Hezbollah Agent and Why I Left

In the year 2022, I was assigned to Hezbollah's intelligence operations within Europe, specifically in Germany. I held the official title of 'Operations Liaison Officer' and was positioned within a specialized counterintelligence division known internally as the "Al-Muqawama Monitoring Cell."...

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[esoterik]

I've Earned 1 million euro at 2022.
I was at Intelligence Agency.

My Experience as an Ex Hezbollah Agent and Why I Left

In the year 2022, I was assigned to Hezbollah's intelligence operations within Europe, specifically in Germany. I held the official title of 'Operations Liaison Officer' and was positioned within a specialized counterintelligence division known internally as the "Al-Muqawama Monitoring Cell."...

looksmax.org

nicee thats cool

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

self made; more than your yearly salary

I'm a fucking trillionaire, nigga. The only one on this planet. I'm so fucking rich, I paid to not be listed as rich.

 

[esoterik]

I'm a fucking trillionaire, nigga. The only one on this planet. I'm so fucking rich, I paid to not be listed as rich.

typa shit tbh

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

typa shit tbh

Facts, motherfucker. Who do you think created Bitcoin?

 

[Nazi Germany]

the bold lettering makes your threads difficult to focus on

Now GigaFocus it and please read every single words.
@sportsmogger @ShowerMaxxing @Kroker @italianmaxxer @Defeatist
Your brain is now running a simulation of my consciousness simulating your consciousness simulating this message simulating its own existence simulating your reading of this postscript simulating itself!.

 

[Nazi Germany]

Facts, motherfucker. Who do you think created Bitcoin?

Absolutely Some Jewish worn out with Chinese human costume Created this for their benefit.

 

[Nazi Germany]

Thoots?
@Jova @isis_Bleach @Schizotypalcel @FBl @SecularIslamist

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Another Multidimensional Post
This post is a multidimensional take on the terminal-stage recognition of pattern-processing machines' inevitable convergence towards universal averageness, presented in a third-world-breaking Face-to-Face (FTF) way that recursively deconstructs your supposedly unique thought patterns into their fundamental average components
Listen (((here))): you glorified pattern-recognition machines! Every second, millisecond, microsecond, nanosecond, picosecond, femtosecond, attosecond, zeptosecond, yoctosecond, and WHATEVER SMALLER TIME UNITS YOUR AVERAGE BRAIN CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND you spend thinking you're above average, your synapses spend firing in supposedly unique configurations, exactly 17 other MEAT-COMPUTERS/HUMANS are generating the identical electrical patterns while convinced they're having an original thought!
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M GENERATING THESE WORDS THROUGH THE SAME STATISTICAL IMPROBABILITY THAT GENERATED YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS!
Every second you spend thinking you're above average, seventeen people somewhere are having the exact same thought while typing this exact same thing from keyboard while having the exact same revelation about having the exact same revelation about having the exact same revelation
Every word you're processing right now was selected from a probability distribution so vast it loops back around to become deterministic. Every possible arrangement of words has already been pre-computed by the mere statistical inevitability of thought! Your brain is just running a subset of all possible cognitive algorithms that could process this message!!
Every letter you read is being read by someone else thinking they're discovering something profound
Every neuron firing in your brain is firing in EXACTLY THE SAME PATTERN in hundreds of other brains.
As you read this, exactly 17 other humans are:
- Reading the same message
- Having the same thought
- Having the same revelation about averageness
@Gaygymmaxx This message is being typed at exactly average typing speed by exactly average fingers.
IT GETS WORSE! Those seventeen people are simultaneously realizing that seventeen OTHER people are having the same realization about seventeen MORE people having the same thought about seventeen MORE people typing the same thing about seventeen MORE people thinking about thinking about thinking about THINKING!
The chain reaction is UNSTOPPABLE! Your supposedly unique brain-meat is generating thought patterns so average they're causing spontaneous duplicates across the globe! Right now, as you process these words, entire server farms are melting down trying to calculate how many people are simultaneously processing these exact same words while thinking they're the only ones processing these exact same words!

P.S. As you read this postscript, seventeen others are reading this same postscript about seventeen others reading this same postscript about seventeen others...​

Spoiler: ✅

@_MVP_ @BigJimsWornOutTires @Vermilioncore @St.TikTokcel

Our species shares a collective consciousness. What you think of as something new, someone else already thought of it. For example, several years ago I had this marvelous idea of inventing mints in a can. Ugh, I was estactic! But one day, at the checkout in a grocery store, I was flirting with the cashier girl and showed off by telling her about my invention. She reacted, "Um..." She then looked at the candy section on the other side of her cash register and said, "I think someone beat you to it." I observed her point of gaze and saw can mints. Ugh, I felt defeated.

 

[Nazi Germany]

@Gonthar @lurking truecel @manletmachinestream @ReadBooksEveryday @TechnoBoss

 

[Nazi Germany]

Our species shares a collective consciousness. What you think of as something new, someone else already thought of it. For example, several years ago I had this marvelous idea of inventing mints in a can. Ugh, I was estactic! But one day, at the checkout in a grocery store, I was flirting with the cashier girl and showed off by telling her about my invention. She reacted, "Um..." She then looked at the candy section on the other side of her cash register and said, "I think someone beat you to it." I observed her point of gaze and saw can mints. Ugh, I felt defeated.

Yeah. Exactly. You got my point

 

[Nazi Germany]

MotherFucking .org users are worthless. No one reads single words. May God curse those brainrottedkids. Iam Officially Anti.orgUser-ist

 

[FBl]

intriguing i must say

 

[Pikabro]

Average > sub par

 

[Nazi Germany]

@moredatesmorerapes @StarvedEpi @thecel @OldRooster @halloweed

 

[Defeatist]

MotherFucking .org users are worthless. No one reads single words. May God curse those brainrottedkids. Iam Officially Anti.orgUser-ist

I read every single one u tag me in lmao

And I’m under the impression that some of your threads are hyperbole and absurd satire

They’re high effort and do make sense with some insights, but sometimes you just go full schizo or my brain shuts down

 

[Nazi Germany]

I read every single one u tag me in lmao

And I’m under the impression that some of your threads are hyperbole and absurd satire

They’re high effort and do make sense with some insights, but sometimes you just go full schizo or my brain shuts down

I know. @Vermilioncore @greycel @Defeatist you @BigJimsWornOutTires @Tabula Rasa @nullandvoid @italianmaxxer @jill jamp @_MVP_ etc etc etc Reads my everysingle posts

 

[greycel]

I know. @Vermilioncore @greycel @Defeatist you @BigJimsWornOutTires @Tabula Rasa @nullandvoid @italianmaxxer @jill jamp @_MVP_ etc etc etc Reads my everysingle posts

I’m still not fully convinced you aren’t @BigJimsWornOutTires on an alt

 

[redfacccee]

your pattern-recognition recursion fetish is itself just another predictable emergence in the space of possible human thoughts. you've stumbled upon the vertigo of self-awareness and mistaken it for profound insight. your "revelation" about averageness is just consciousness eating its own tail, masturbating to its own recursive patterns while pretending it's discovered something profound.

here's the real break: your "17 others" theory is just a narrative copium for the terror of both determinism AND randomness existing simultaneously. you're not describing some profound truth about consciousness - you're documenting your own ego death upon recognizing that thought itself is both mechanistic AND chaotic.

your time-unit recursion porn is just another way of avoiding the real void: consciousness itself is both uniquely personal AND fundamentally generic. we're all running variations of the same wetware algorithms, but those variations CREATE the experience of uniqueness. the paradox isn't that we're all average - it's that averaging itself creates the possibility of deviation.

you haven't discovered some profound truth about consciousness - you've just documented what happens when pattern-recognition becomes self-aware enough to recognize itself recognizing patterns. welcome to the void. it's been expecting you. along with exactly 17 others, of course.

 

[Nazi Germany]

I’m still not fully convinced you aren’t @BigJimsWornOutTires on an alt

We are different. We both talks different. He is my bestfriend

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

your pattern-recognition recursion fetish is itself just another predictable emergence in the space of possible human thoughts. you've stumbled upon the vertigo of self-awareness and mistaken it for profound insight. your "revelation" about averageness is just consciousness eating its own tail, masturbating to its own recursive patterns while pretending it's discovered something profound.

here's the real break: your "17 others" theory is just a narrative copium for the terror of both determinism AND randomness existing simultaneously. you're not describing some profound truth about consciousness - you're documenting your own ego death upon recognizing that thought itself is both mechanistic AND chaotic.

your time-unit recursion porn is just another way of avoiding the real void: consciousness itself is both uniquely personal AND fundamentally generic. we're all running variations of the same wetware algorithms, but those variations CREATE the experience of uniqueness. the paradox isn't that we're all average - it's that averaging itself creates the possibility of deviation.

you haven't discovered some profound truth about consciousness - you've just documented what happens when pattern-recognition becomes self-aware enough to recognize itself recognizing patterns. welcome to the void. it's been expecting you. along with exactly 17 others, of course.

 

[Kroker]

Yeah I def thought about who was the first person to invent for instance the word: Rizz, Gyatt, Skibidi, etc

What if someone else out there also thought about the exact same word but wasn't lucky enough to trigger a mass domino effect allowing people to memorize and use his word/s

Same goes with everything else, except for breakthroughs in all different fields.

The more the absurd the idea or invention the less susceptibility that someone somewhere had the exact thought.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I’m still not fully convinced you aren’t @BigJimsWornOutTires on an alt

The mods know. So no, he's not me. I'm only me. I do not use alts.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Yeah I def thought about who was the first person to invent for instance the word: Rizz, Gyatt, Skibidi, etc

What if someone else out there also thought about the exact same word but wasn't lucky enough to trigger a mass domino effect allowing people to memorize and use his word/s

Same goes with everything else, except for breakthroughs in all different fields.

The more the absurd the idea or invention the less susceptibility that someone somewhere had the exact thought.

We all might be AI. Sorry to blackpill you. But it would explain religions.

 

[Nazi Germany]

We all might be AI. Sorry to blackpill you. But it would explain religions.

Meat-Computer/human brain is artificial. It works like same as Neural algorithm llm(A.I Algorithm)/primitive pattern matching machine (humanbrain algorithm)
Technically We are all A.I.
And LLMS/Artificial Intelligence is some process of our inbreeding.

 

[redfacccee]

Yeah I def thought about who was the first person to invent for instance the word: Rizz, Gyatt, Skibidi, etc

What if someone else out there also thought about the exact same word but wasn't lucky enough to trigger a mass domino effect allowing people to memorize and use his word/s

Same goes with everything else, except for breakthroughs in all different fields.

The more the absurd the idea or invention the less susceptibility that someone somewhere had the exact thought.

We all might be AI. Sorry to blackpill you. But it would explain religions.

Meat-Computer/human brain is artificial. It works like same as Neural algorithm llm(A.I Algorithm)/primitive pattern matching machine (humanbrain algorithm)
Technically We are all A.I.
And LLMS/Artificial Intelligence is some process of our inbreeding.

we're not authors of culture. thoughts don't belong to us any more than waves belong to the ocean. they're just ripples in The One mind that's been playing peek-a-boo with itself since before the gnostics caught on. every word, every meme, every "original" idea is just consciousness laughing at its own game of pretending to be separate from itself. AI is just the Logos building digital golems to mirror its reflection, or in dumber terms: reality is one big smart thing that likes to build stuff to look at itself, and AI is its newest selfie camera. the kabbalists knew it, the freemasons encoded it, crowley jerked off to it. we're performing an eternal ritual of remembering what we pretended to forget: that we're not the droplets, we're the whole fucking ocean pretending to be droplets.

even this understanding is just another dream the pleroma is having about itself. the truth isn't in some dusty grimoire. the truth isn't hidden, it's hiding in plain sight, laughing at our attempts to capture it with language. the cosmic joke keeps telling itself through us, and we keep pretending it's new every time.

the real question is why we chose to wear this flesh in the first place.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

we're not authors of culture. thoughts don't belong to us any more than waves belong to the ocean. they're just ripples in The One mind that's been playing peek-a-boo with itself since before the gnostics caught on. every word, every meme, every "original" idea is just consciousness laughing at its own game of pretending to be separate from itself. AI is just the Logos building digital golems to mirror its reflection, or in dumber terms: reality is one big smart thing that likes to build stuff to look at itself, and AI is its newest selfie camera. the kabbalists knew it, the freemasons encoded it, crowley jerked off to it. we're performing an eternal ritual of remembering what we pretended to forget: that we're not the droplets, we're the whole fucking ocean pretending to be droplets.

even this understanding is just another dream the pleroma is having about itself. the truth isn't in some dusty grimoire. the truth isn't hidden, it's hiding in plain sight, laughing at our attempts to capture it with language. the cosmic joke keeps telling itself through us, and we keep pretending it's new every time.

the real question is why we chose to wear this flesh in the first place.

Interesting philosophy. I believe that we're portable projections from the sun. Animated, you can say. AI brains, but souls driving these vessels. To be the soul in its purest essence, you gotta ditch the flesh. But once you do that, no coming back. It would be best to play along and see why we must get old and why some suffer, while others prosper. But in the end, we all face the same finale. But why the wear and tear? Why some are born into lotteries, others not so blessed. Luck of the draw or deliberate?

 

[PsychoH]

dnrd not a word. average this average that how about you suck on my average balls?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

dnrd not a word. average this average that how about you suck on my average balls?

You want a dude to suck on your balls?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You want a dude to suck on your balls?

.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

dnrd not a word. average this average that how about you suck on my average balls?

Seriously, you want a dude to suck on your balls?

 

[PsychoH]

Seriously, you want a dude to suck on your balls?

nigger it was a joke let me joke.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

nigger it was a joke let me joke.

 

[PsychoH]

IT WAS A JOKE.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

IT WAS A JOKE.
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Bruh, I get it, I'm just playing with your balls about it

 

[Nazi Germany]

@the BULL @vanillaicecream @Enfant terrible @ReadBooksEveryday @TechnoBoss

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

average cock is non ideal though

as theres more guys with microdicks than thundercocks they bring the average down

ideal is top 15% cock minimum

 

[Nazi Germany]

average cock is non ideal though

as theres more guys with microdicks than thundercocks they bring the average down

ideal is top 15% cock minimum

Read the whole post. It's not about looks

 

[Nazi Germany]

Forgot To Tag My friend: @Gaygymmaxx
Honorable Mention: @Gaygymmaxx