The Case for Being Blissfully "Average" in Every Way Possible

@The Grinch @thereallegend @God-himself @Acion @autistic_tendencies
 
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This post is a multidimensional take on the terminal-stage recognition of pattern-processing machines' inevitable convergence towards universal averageness, presented in a third-world-breaking Face-to-Face (FTF) way that recursively deconstructs your supposedly unique thought patterns into their fundamental average components
Listen (((here))): you glorified pattern-recognition machines! Every second, millisecond, microsecond, nanosecond, picosecond, femtosecond, attosecond, zeptosecond, yoctosecond, and WHATEVER SMALLER TIME UNITS YOUR AVERAGE BRAIN CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND you spend thinking you're above average, your synapses spend firing in supposedly unique configurations, exactly 17 other MEAT-COMPUTERS/HUMANS are generating the identical electrical patterns while convinced they're having an original thought!
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M GENERATING THESE WORDS THROUGH THE SAME STATISTICAL IMPROBABILITY THAT GENERATED YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS!
Every second you spend thinking you're above average, seventeen people somewhere are having the exact same thought while typing this exact same thing from keyboard while having the exact same revelation about having the exact same revelation about having the exact same revelation
Every word you're processing right now was selected from a probability distribution so vast it loops back around to become deterministic. Every possible arrangement of words has already been pre-computed by the mere statistical inevitability of thought! Your brain is just running a subset of all possible cognitive algorithms that could process this message!!
Every letter you read is being read by someone else thinking they're discovering something profound
Every neuron firing in your brain is firing in EXACTLY THE SAME PATTERN in hundreds of other brains.
As you read this, exactly 17 other humans are:
- Reading the same message
- Having the same thought
- Having the same revelation about averageness

@Gaygymmaxx This message is being typed at exactly average typing speed by exactly average fingers.

IT GETS WORSE! Those seventeen people are simultaneously realizing that seventeen OTHER people are having the same realization about seventeen MORE people having the same thought about seventeen MORE people typing the same thing about seventeen MORE people thinking about thinking about thinking about THINKING!
The chain reaction is UNSTOPPABLE! Your supposedly unique brain-meat is generating thought patterns so average they're causing spontaneous duplicates across the globe! Right now, as you process these words, entire server farms are melting down trying to calculate how many people are simultaneously processing these exact same words while thinking they're the only ones processing these exact same words!


P.S. As you read this postscript, seventeen others are reading this same postscript about seventeen others reading this same postscript about seventeen others...
@_MVP_ @BigJimsWornOutTires @Vermilioncore @St.TikTokcel
Yes I've noticed my mental patterns are entirely average predictable and replicatable as well. It's harrowing

But I've decided to engage on a 365 day nofap streak and take moderate doses of lsd every day to free my mind from this mortal slumber and awaken to the overlapping beyond that exists within our realm.

I can't stand it anymore. My consciousness is far too average.
 
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Very interesting.

I wondered many times how uniqueness arises as what we think and what we create seem to be based on already existing observations stored in our memory even though we might forget that is the case.

What truly fascinates me are people like Nikola Tesla that where so ahead of their time that what they designed where undoubtedly original in nature.
 
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Very interesting.

I wondered many times how uniqueness arises as what we think and what we create seem to be based on already existing observations stored in our memory even though we might forget that is the case.

What truly fascinates me are people like Nikola Tesla that where so ahead of their time that what they designed where undoubtedly original in nature.
I have surprisingly more IQ range (188-310) than Nikola Tesla (160-310)
 
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average cock is non ideal though

as theres more guys with microdicks than thundercocks they bring the average down

ideal is top 15% cock minimum
Top 5% or death
 
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Yes. My Iq score is 188.98/189. I said IQ Range.
Can I know a bit about your background?

Do you have a degree and are you a millionaire?

Not that it's a necessity ; just curious?
 
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Awaited for your @Vermilioncore opinion
 
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wow
 
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Your attempt to comprehend this message is exactly what the message predicted you would attempt to comprehend about your attempt to comprehend this message about your attempt to...

Awaited FOR YOUR OPINION..... @_MVP_
 
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imagine no thought u ever had was unique and millions of others have thought exactly the same thoughts

what? but why cant you even google some thoughts i come up with? maybe i am truly original. however for how long? i am sharing every thought i have, so inevitably others will think the same thoughts i do

i will read all your threads @Nazi Germany they will probably increase my iq
 
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I always considered myself average, never above it, then I got BP'd into realising I was below average. Such is the life of a subhuman-LTN abused dog.
 
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Multidimensional thread.
 
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The post highlights the statistical likelihood that many people share the same thought processes and conclusions, portraying this as an inherent quality of human cognition.

By suggesting that every individual’s seemingly "unique" revelations are mirrored by others simultaneously, it challenges the idea of personal uniqueness and originality.
The text plays with recursive logic, where the realization of being average itself becomes part of an infinite loop of similar realizations by others, amplifying the absurdity.

Through exaggerated time scales (zeptoseconds, etc.) and metaphors of "meat-computers," it mocks both the grandeur with which humans view their minds and the deterministic view of cognition as computational.

It humorously frames cognition as a global phenomenon where thoughts are shared instantaneously across countless minds, creating a sense of existential sameness.

The post is a humorous, abstract critique of human exceptionalism in thought. It suggests that our mental processes are fundamentally average, repetitive, and statistically inevitable, poking fun at the human tendency to glorify individuality. The tone oscillates between self-aware absurdity and a mock-serious analysis of cognition as a deterministic, collective phenomenon.

So to conclude this post was Most likely written by an individual who is Hovering between 60-90 IQ points.
 
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The post highlights the statistical likelihood that many people share the same thought processes and conclusions, portraying this as an inherent quality of human cognition.

By suggesting that every individual’s seemingly "unique" revelations are mirrored by others simultaneously, it challenges the idea of personal uniqueness and originality.
The text plays with recursive logic, where the realization of being average itself becomes part of an infinite loop of similar realizations by others, amplifying the absurdity.

Through exaggerated time scales (zeptoseconds, etc.) and metaphors of "meat-computers," it mocks both the grandeur with which humans view their minds and the deterministic view of cognition as computational.

It humorously frames cognition as a global phenomenon where thoughts are shared instantaneously across countless minds, creating a sense of existential sameness.

The post is a humorous, abstract critique of human exceptionalism in thought. It suggests that our mental processes are fundamentally average, repetitive, and statistically inevitable, poking fun at the human tendency to glorify individuality. The tone oscillates between self-aware absurdity and a mock-serious analysis of cognition as a deterministic, collective phenomenon.

So to conclude this post was Most likely written by an individual who is Hovering between 60-90 IQ points.
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What exactly are you trying to prove here? Start by articulating your own thoughts first, instead of being chatgpt defeatist. Your reply says more about your IQ points.
 
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What exactly are you trying to prove here? Start by articulating your own thoughts first, instead of being chatgpt defeatist. Your reply says more about your IQ points.
ofc i used gpt so i don't waste much my time on this thread ( since i wasn't too interested to read this gibberish). The essence of this thread is very shallow and boring tbh.
 
Also you support Nazi shit. Go kys tbh
 
Yes I've noticed my mental patterns are entirely average predictable and replicatable as well. It's harrowing

But I've decided to engage on a 365 day nofap streak and take moderate doses of lsd every day to free my mind from this mortal slumber and awaken to the overlapping beyond that exists within our realm.

I can't stand it anymore. My consciousness is far too average.
Do not be fooled by gibberish that really doesn't require any higher order thinking to understand. Total waste of your time trying to understand something that is designed to make you question your understanding as a way to engage you.
 
Do not be fooled by gibberish that really doesn't require any higher order thinking to understand. Total waste of your time trying to understand something that is designed to make you question your understanding as a way to engage you.
You wouldn't get it

@Nazi Germany
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It's the same with vermy and mvp

I have no idea where the reality ends and the larp begins, so I just play along innit :feelshmm:
tbh when i read it i feel something ngl :forcedsmile:
 
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I mean The post it totally off topic and it rightfully can be but its just so off topic that it could find a higher value in some philosophy forum :forcedsmile: tbh.

And what do i feel? I guess OP is good at painting abstract imagery with his vocabulary.
 
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I mean The post it totally off topic and it rightfully can be but its just so off topic that it could find a higher value in some philosophy forum :forcedsmile: tbh.

And what do i feel? I guess OP is good at painting abstract imagery with his vocabulary.
Oh alright! Here I was thinking you had a chub from reading it!
 
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ofc i used gpt so i don't waste much my time on this thread ( since i wasn't too interested to read this gibberish). The essence of this thread is very shallow and boring tbh..
Even with an AI holding your hand, you still managed to get lost. You found this thread boring? Of course, you did, because your low-wattage thought generator couldn’t keep up.That’s not a reflection of the content; it’s a glaring spotlight on your intellectual inadequacy.

You’re like a kid calling math boring because he can’t count past his fingers. The problem isn’t the equation - it’s your inability to solve it. You’re not bored; you’re overwhelmed.
 
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Classic Low Iq Coping Mechanism:
Do not be fooled by gibberish that really doesn't require any higher order thinking to understand. Total waste of your time trying to understand something that is designed to make you question your understanding as a way to engage you.
You, who couldn’t even engage with this thread on a surface level, calling it gibberish That’s like a blind man critiquing a painting. You can’t comprehend what’s happening here, so you dismiss it. You dismiss what you can’t comprehend. You mock what you can’t achieve. Every sentence you write reeks of insecurity, a desperate attempt to tear down what’s clearly beyond your reach. You’re not engaging; you’re coping, trying to mask your inadequacy with weak dismissals and transparent excuses.
just play along innit :feelshmm:
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Let's play together: @_MVP_ @Vermilioncore @Gaygymmaxx
 
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@_MVP_ Idk why he sounds like smarter version of mrz. Is he actually MRZ? I have doubt.
 
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bump legendary thread
 
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