The Coachella festival must be brutal for the average guy

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Literally all the Chad influencers I know did go there.

Also all the stacy influencers in the slutiest outfits imaginable, sluttier then whores even. And you are not able to fuck any of them as a average guy.
 
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Literally all the Chad influencers I know did go there.

Also all the stacy influencers in the slutiest outfits imaginable, sluttier then whores even. And you are not able to fuck any of them as a average guy.
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Do you think this guy would slay there?

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what about this guy

slayer69
 
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Yeah it’s thE peRfect place to make you fell like shit.
 
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I would rope in the porta potyy from the mog
 
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Most men dislike slutty women
 
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average guy with a decent physique good clothes and stylemaxxed can easily slay at festivals u incel
 
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average guy with a decent physique good clothes and stylemaxxed can easily slay at festivals u incel
At that point he is above average though lol
 
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sounds brutal, must smell like pussy there
 
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Every trendy festival here is packed with HTNs and sexy sluts.

Suicidefuel for normies.
 
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literal opposite is true jfl. its easy as fuck to slay at festivals in the west.
you dont get it, do you?

sigh

we r talking coachella, not just any festival
 
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you dont get it, do you?

sigh

we r talking coachella, not just any festival
how exactly is it any harder than a festival like edc or anything by insomniac? more normies perhaps.
 
Literally all the Chad influencers I know did go there.

Also all the stacy influencers in the slutiest outfits imaginable, sluttier then whores even. And you are not able to fuck any of them as a average guy
imagine going to (shitty) festivals to slay
Music >>>>>> whores
 
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how exactly is it any harder than a festival like edc or anything by insomniac? more normies perhaps.
so without knowing anything about coachella or how it is different, u presumed things and made judgements about it.
typical neurotic trait.
research it, i cba to explain
 
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so without knowing anything about coachella or how it is different, u presumed things and made judgements about it.
typical neurotic trait.
research it, i cba to explain
im pretty damn sure ive been to far more music festivals than you, so maybe you should take your own advice instead of spouting utter bullcrap on here.
 
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im pretty damn sure ive been to far more music festivals than you, so maybe you should take your own advice instead of spouting utter bullcrap on here.
im good
 
its fine if you dont want to admit to being wrong, but weird you act so confident with 0 real world knowledge.
dawg coachella is basically full of moggers.
im more in touch with reality than u r

coachella doesnt have a normal lookz distribution
 
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Every trendy festival here is packed with HTNs and sexy sluts.

Suicidefuel for normies.
And a lot of girls suck / fuck guys for free festival tickets

Or that’s just a thing around this place, idk
 
It's over for tiktok influencers if prime chico showed up

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dawg coachella is basically full of moggers.
im more in touch with reality than u r

coachella doesnt have a normal lookz distribution
its really not any diff from a festival like Edc or beyond - main diff is its more normie music so more normie crowds coming in. the looks distribution is more or less the same lol.

what are u basing your assumptions on? i never did coachella because its insanely expensive but ive done most others.
 
Now you are shifting the goal post.
what are we arguing about here? yes if by "average" u mean a 5'9 mtn face skinny fat nerd then he doesn't stand a chance, but most people who are actively trying to slay will do the bare minimum of gym and stylemaxxing.
 
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its really not any diff from a festival like Edc or beyond - main diff is its more normie music so more normie crowds coming in. the looks distribution is more or less the same lol.

what are u basing your assumptions on? i never did coachella because its insanely expensive but ive done most others.
Op thinks that the chad tiktok influencer goes to coachella to slay, when he goes there to take two pics, listen to one song and dip
 
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its really not any diff from a festival like Edc or beyond - main diff is its more normie music so more normie crowds coming in. the looks distribution is more or less the same lol.
nah its more at coachella, thats why OP made this thread in the first place.
im not saying music festivals are hard, yeah they are easy to fuck cuz everyone is there to fuck and relax. but coachella is a massive outlier. all rich people and gl people go there.
what are u basing your assumptions on? i never did coachella because its insanely expensive but ive done most others.
my irl best friend went there this year. he told me this. he's normie and even he noticed how much "hotter" most people are.
 
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Op thinks that the chad tiktok influencer goes to coachella to slay, when he goes there to take two pics, listen to one song and dip
I literally saw Instagram stories with Chads sitting in some private area with girls on their laps, but sure, its all about the music...
 
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He wouldn't slay and neither his fashion nor physique is impressive
yeah i used him as an example of "average" guy who slays in college even. u guys overestimate what it takes to slay like crazy lol.

im not sure if its just that much harder in europe where i assume most of u are from or are so non-nt u don't realize its not your looks that hold u back @nineteen
 
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nah its more at coachella, thats why OP made this thread in the first place.
im not saying music festivals are hard, yeah they are easy to fuck cuz everyone is there to fuck and relax. but coachella is a massive outlier. all rich people and gl people go there.

my irl best friend went there this year. he told me this. he's normie and even he noticed how much "hotter" most people are.
bro i know plenty people who have slayed at coachella and had the best time of their lives. u need money, that's the only thing.

is your friend indian? they have a tendency. to overrate white ppl looks anyway.
 
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bro i know plenty people who have slayed at coachella and had the best time of their lives. u need money, that's the only thing.

is your friend indian? they have a tendency. to overrate white ppl looks anyway.
he doesnt overrate, he lives in california

you dont seem to wanna agree. alright dawg. whatever u say.
 
he doesnt overrate, he lives in california

you dont seem to wanna agree. alright dawg. whatever u say.
i lived in ca most my life bro. thats why i find your claims so ridiculous i see normie friends going there every year and slaying - you'd sound ridiculous if u suggested its actually harder to get laid at coachella than normal lol.
 
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