Guide The Comprehensive Guide to Confessing your Friendzone Cuckold Fetish to your Crush

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Note: Though the target audience is straight males (hence the he/she dynamic) who want to profess their undying love to a female uninterested in them and making clear that they understand and accept that, this is by no means exclusive to that demographic. Feel free to apply any constellation of gender, sexual orientation, number of persons involved, etc.
  1. Introduction
Do you feel ashamed to tell your Crush how you really feel about her?
Are you afraid that your Friendship will just end and you will be left with your Fantasies ONLY?!
Well don't worry! This Guide is here to help!
In this Guide you will learn:
  • Why you love the Friendzone
  • How to clarify your Goals
  • How to avoid Pitfalls
  • A Few Tips & Tricks
Above all you have to be one thing: HONEST!!!
2. Evolution

Before you rush to your Friend and stammer some words of how much you want her to get FUCKED by a Stud, it would be wise to Analyze why you are in the Friendzone... AND aroused by it!
So, why does this occur in the human species?
Wouldn't it make more sense for everyone to try to reproduce?
Different from regular Cuckolding, where you have a partner and they go out and have sex with someone else, Friendzone Cuckolding means that you have no sex at all (exception may be oral, if your crush is adventurous).
From a certain perspective, staying in the Friendzone is a form of indirect reproduction. You as the Submissive Male might not be able to reproduce yourself in the Friendzone, but by helping out a Female that you adore with resources, you increase her chance of survival, health and therefore the ability to attract a fit mate. Similarly, the childless Aunt or Uncle usually spoil their Nephews and Nieces (generally speaking). Though the Sexual Aspect is usually removed (and if it isn't... Well, that's why people have creepy Uncles).
Although not everyone wants to have children, since Sexuality is Evolutionarily so deeply ingrained in us, we can basically assume that most forms of Sexuality are rooted in reproduction in some way or another.
Most Men throughout history were not able to reproduce. Let us Categorize a couple of them.
  • The Fallen: the Men who might have been fit, and attractive, but through some circumstance, be it an Accident, Murder, Imprisonment, Slavery or War, were prohibited from achieving copulation, and therefore a chance to reproduce.
  • The Ill: Sadly the people who succumbed to illness throughout history were mostly children. Which means: NOT EVEN A CHANCE! Those who still made it, might have been infertile, unfit, unattractive, etc. Though rejected from reproduction, they still had a desire for a regular relationship. This usually meant frustration, envy and bitterness.
  • The Servant: It is important to clarify what is meant here. I do not mean the Men who were made to be Servants, by forces outside themselves, but rather the Men who were by nature servitudinal. This my Friend, is where we belong. Our Place in the world is that of the unselfish, helpful, friendly and loyal servant of our Princesses. Arousal of being denied sexual access is only natural for this Type, since the Sexual Drive is probably the most prevalent one. If you are wondering why it appears again and again, then I would point towards the Fact that most Friends are more Similar to one another than two random people in any given population. This means that you being Friendzoned by a Friend, and that Friend has Children, there might be a chance that their personality would develop somewhat similar to yours. Though this is Rare, so is the Servant.
But BEWARE!!!
There is one more Category we need to be aware of. They are Separate from the others, since they often did, and do achieve reproduction.
  • The Snake: These Guys are often mistaken for the Servant Type!!! However they usually scheme, sometimes even in groups, to achieve a go at reproduction. They deceive, trick and manipulate others, to either force themselves onto their subject of desire or to coerce them. Women usually have a good general sense of what kind of guy they have before them, but differentiating between the Servant and the Snake is difficult, until it is too late.
MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT THIS TYPE!!!
Before going to the next Chapter, I would like to comment that the Servant Type of Indirect-Reproductive Strategy is probably the most rare one.
(Leaving out the Destructive and Immoral Options)
So Congratulations! You are one of the most Unique Individuals on the Planet!
3. Evaluation
Since you now know where your feelings come from, and why you are aroused by being a Friend and a Friend only, it is time to look at who you are and what you want. After that you should evaluate who your friend is, what she wants/might want, how far would she go, how open/adventurous, etc.
Here is a List of what Levels of 'relationship' you might want, going from soft to extreme.
  • A Shoulder to Cry on: On this Level, you are always there for emotional support. You are there if she is having a tough time with guys, maybe even buy some expensive gifts to cheer her up. She is comfortable enough with you to tell you about sensitive sexual topics. Awkward moments during sex, all the places where she had a quickie, or in what ways her current boyfriend is an asshole, but she still loves him.
  • The Discreet Cuckold: She knows about your feelings and desires towards her, and she tolerates it, or is curious. Depending on her level of Experience, this might be her introduction to a world of kink. Despite her being willing to try new things, she isn't ready for her friends and family to find out, not even by accident. Though you might be able to do some things for her, like grocery shopping, or even cooking from time to time, you both are careful not to give the wrong impression to anyone. Also Movie-nights can be great occasionally as well. If she is open for it, you might be kept in chastity, if that's what you want.
  • The House Servant: In this Situation you probably want to live together, or at least be neighbors. You offer her to do all sorts of chores, like cooking regularly, gardening, doing dishes, taking out trash, cleaning, even doing laundry. If you are going in and out, people will notice, but most will probably assume that you work for her, or that you are... Friends. Here you can get a lot more creative with the sexual aspect too. If you are Room-Mates then you could ask her to be extra loud during sex. Or as neighbors on a warm day, leave the bedroom windows open and enjoy her orgasmic screams. A hurdle to going further might be that her partners would not agree to it. Loads of Men would simply yeet out of such a situation, and she might feel awkward to ask every time she finds someone interesting, not only that, word will eventually get around, what she is doing with you, she might not want that. Also keep in mind that if things get too gossipy around her, she might end it, and basically distance herself from you (ouch). Never be angry about this, accept it, if it occurs. Try to understand her!
  • The Third Wheel: In my view the Magnus Opus of Friendzone Cuckolding. The possibilities here are endless. Again Ideally a Room-Mate or Neighbor Situation, but this time she has a lasting relationship and everyone is in the know in this constellation. The Guy being fine that her Girlfriend is Denying you. Quite a few things might make other Men interested in this. You giving them financial aid, helping around the house, and not often considered but her Boyfriend might be aroused that he is the favored choice of her Girlfriend. Meaning that she is highly attractive, and that he won against you. Kind of like Cheating without having to Cheat on someone.
    It's a WIN-WIN-WIN Situation!
  • Going Beyond: If you basically become a Third Wheel in a stable Relationship and everyone is fine with it, then you might be able to go the wonderous land of Kink. If you thought chastity was hot, oh boy, will you be in for a ride. From Puppy-Play to Pussy Licking, from Eating your own Cum to Eating Creampies, living on a diet of Piss and Spit of your Princess, or even Blowing her Boyfriend to get him ready to FUCK her. The Possibilities are Endless!
4. Approach
Are you pumped yet? Well calm down a little...
Better? Ok.
Now let's take a look at how you would approach each level of 'relationship'.
Let's go back to Square One.
  • A Shoulder to Cry on: If you are not even close to this level, then start by, hanging out more, and occasionally ask questions about her past or present relationships. It is important that you are authentic. In my experience, if you don't come off as a creep, most girls will gladly have a male friend they can talk about relationships or even sex. That is usually the biggest appeal for them to having a Gay Best Friend. Go shopping, and surprise her by paying at the cashier. Go Hiking, Cycling, Running or do other Sports together regularly. Watch Movies, go eat with other friends present, etc. Just do stuff that Friends do. And be or become a part of her day to day Life. She will share much more that way.
  • The Discreet Cuckold: You might think that this is the nice intermediate Step. A Step still achievable. NO! THIS IS THE BIG STEP! This Level will decide if your Friendship was strong enough to withstand a breach, or if you may have struck a small vein of gold. A strong and good Friendship has to be the Foundation, or else anything on top will just sink into the ground. I would advise two kinds of approaches, depending on your desires and situations. The First is to go slow, and dip your toes and test the waters. Drop hints about your Friendzone Nature. Mention that you never were in a relationship (if applicable), or that it always ended abruptly. Mention things like, that you like being friends with the opposite sex. Do that a couple of times, spread out of course, and she will get at least part of the picture. At some point you will have to mention that you would like to be friends with a girl even if you were head over heels in love. Or if she had a boyfriend at the same time. Here she might suspect that you mean her as well as others. Pay attention on how she reacts. Is it positive, or does she lock up, and distance herself. If it is Positive, you know, comments about how cute and loyal you are, to be so friendly, or how most guys wouldn't be able to do such a thing, etc. then you basically can go ahead and slowly build up momentum for: THE TALK! This will be difficult, and awkward. Prepare yourself mentally. Maybe even prepare a couple talking points. Keep it simple, and Keep it Authentic. You have to profess your undying love to her, and at the same time, explain that you still just want to be Friends. You can mention the Friendzone, it is an easy shorthand so you both know what you are talking about. She will most likely be unable to process what you are saying immediately, so give her time. Unless she really picked up on your previous signaling, and will laugh and tell you that she already knew. No matter what happens, she will have to think about it, for a while. This isn't an easy decision to make. It is out of the ordinary. And there is a realistic danger of her suspecting you to be of the Snake Type. Some sort of trick to get her to lower her guard to the point that you might get close and strike at any moment (metaphorically speaking). If you succeed: Congratulations! If she denies you: ACCEPT IT! No need to argue, no need to be angry, no need to be bitter. If you do, you might have been a Snake yourself and not even know it. The World does not need another Snake!
  • The House Servant: This is not a big step, compared to the previous one. You simply get more serious. Almost like a regular relationship, you get more involved in each others lives. Except you do stuff for her and she just throws you tidbits. Oh and No Sex. I know, small difference for us... (did any of you guys ever get laid? I didn't...)
  • The Third Wheel: Again Communication is key, and she has to agree to such a constellation for it to work. If a proper Suitor comes into the picture, have another TALK. You don't want to interfere with their relationship, but are open to be a part of it, in your own special way. It's difficult but it's worth the toil.
  • Going Beyond: Yep more Communication. Pretty Self-Explanatory to be honest. Talk about what you want, and how you could work it out. It's in some ways like climbing a mountain. Even though you reached this peak, there is always another.
5. Final Thoughts
Now you know what to do. It is all up to you, if you want to tread on this path, so rarely explored. It will be a Journey. And I wish you all the Best of Luck!
Tip: When having the TALK, you will choke up, mouth will be dry, your head will spin, you might get cold sweat. If you prepare yourself for such a Situation the likelihood of it happening IRL is lowered considerably.
 
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Thanks! Now i'll go out and purposefully get cuccked :cool:
 
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I ve already posted this gem @Mogpogs
 
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Life isn't worth living unless you have a FWB.
Sexual revolution was a good thing, but cumskins fucked it up by adding private rights and capitalism.

It was initially created by communist Soviet jooish intellect who wanted sexual communism and sex for all men and women.

But cumskins fucked it up by mixing it with capitalism.

Which resulted in sexual inequality and hypergamy.
 
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Thanks! Now i'll go out and purposefully get cuccked :cool:
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Life isn't worth living unless you have a FWB.
Sexual revolution was a good thing, but cumskins fucked it up by adding private rights and capitalism.

It was initially created by communist Soviet jooish intellect who wanted sexual communism and sex for all men and women.

But cumskins fucked it up by mixing it with capitalism.

Which resulted in sexual inequality and hypergamy.
I just figured out whose alt you are :lul:

Wouldn't snitch tho
 
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@bogii full guide for you
 
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bruh I'm the last one to be in the friend zone literally have 0 female friends, I'm talking about work colleagues or students in the same class
Why do u want to have female friends in first place
 
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