Vermilioncore
I don’t want to think anymore
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I realized that being a coward is the best thing for your survival. It’s survival of the fittest, but people tend to think that means killing off others and being a badass. But, it doesn’t. It means that you should hide, run, and cry your way out of situations.
Think about this;
The year is 10,000 BC. The cavemen are gathered inside the cavern, sharpening their tools and getting ready to hunt down the Mammoth that they’ve been spying on. All of the hunter Cavemen are muscular, aggressive, and dominant — except for one. They like to bully the weak caveman. They make jokes about him and clown on him. He is waiting for the right moment to take advantage of his position as the weak one.
Finally, the Hunt is near. The cavemen go out, leaving the women behind in the cave. They hunt down the beast. The coward is waits by the boat because they know he is weak. But, he burns the boat down and leaves the hunters stranded in the lake where they drown, weighed down by the mammoth meat they are carrying.
The coward runs back to the cave. He finds some natural drugs and drugs all the women’s drinks and says “don’t worry your husbands are taking long but they sent me to watch over you.”
The girls are drugged now. They fall asleep and the coward rapes them all and impregnates them all and now his seed will populate the earth.
The end.
Think about this;
The year is 10,000 BC. The cavemen are gathered inside the cavern, sharpening their tools and getting ready to hunt down the Mammoth that they’ve been spying on. All of the hunter Cavemen are muscular, aggressive, and dominant — except for one. They like to bully the weak caveman. They make jokes about him and clown on him. He is waiting for the right moment to take advantage of his position as the weak one.
Finally, the Hunt is near. The cavemen go out, leaving the women behind in the cave. They hunt down the beast. The coward is waits by the boat because they know he is weak. But, he burns the boat down and leaves the hunters stranded in the lake where they drown, weighed down by the mammoth meat they are carrying.
The coward runs back to the cave. He finds some natural drugs and drugs all the women’s drinks and says “don’t worry your husbands are taking long but they sent me to watch over you.”
The girls are drugged now. They fall asleep and the coward rapes them all and impregnates them all and now his seed will populate the earth.
The end.
