The craziest part about life (PEWDIEPIE)

[StraightHeadJames]

I was rewatching my favorite CHILDHOOD youtuber again pewdiepie and I realized damn he's living ideal life, he does amazing hobbies like rockclimbing, seeing coolest places in japan, just chilling living life with infinite amount of money it's like hacking. his wife is pretty but he could get better tbh she's only good cuz she's virgin high value but annoying voice and autistic and only strong MTB




the crazy thing is this nigga just walking on the street, like If I wanted to I COULD LEGIT BOOK A PLANE TO WHERE HE LIVES, FIND HIM ON THE STREET AND CHOP HIS WIFE UP AND BABY WITH A MACHETE. I would never do that but it's just crazy that it's a possibliity, he is so happy and perfect life and I can turn that upside down... LMAO

 

[Mr. President]

Of course that is what you would think of

 

[smoth]

how is she only mtb, she s much higher

 

[StraightHeadJames]

Of course that is what you would think of

bro not even his money would save him if i legit tied them up and ate his baby in front of him

fuark it legit feels wrong even talking about it but it's crazy that it's possible for me to do that if I wanted to

 

[TechnoBoss]

 

[StraightHeadJames]

how is she only mtb, she s much higher

shit ur right she has a giant skull his son will be a mogger
but her ugly smile and voice kinda turns me off tbh i guess she's around HTB not stacylite tho

 

[StraightHeadJames]

bro like why would I even do that tho that's hilarious to think about wtf. @Vermilioncore this nigga so smart too he has an extremely high iq he learns to draw perfectly in 100 days he knows how to build stuff he knows how to do photoshop i respect him so much


but he dgaf about his fans he even said it in his live so if he saw me dying on the street he'd walk right over me even if I love him

 

[Vermilioncore]

he dgaf about his fans he even said it in his live

At least he admits it

One time I met a goth slut from some band and she was stuck up asf but went on stage talking bout “fuck your haters I love you all”

 

[scrunchables]

the crazy thing is this nigga just walking on the street, like If I wanted to I COULD LEGIT BOOK A PLANE TO WHERE HE LIVES, FIND HIM ON THE STREET AND CHOP HIS WIFE UP AND BABY WITH A MACHETE. I would never do that but it's just crazy that it's a possibliity, he is so happy and perfect life and I can turn that upside down... LMAO

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bro not even his money would save him if i legit tied them up and ate his baby in front of him

fuark it legit feels wrong even talking about it but it's crazy that it's possible for me to do that if I wanted to

@Vermilioncore has been a terrible influence on you youngins

 

[MoggerM]

the crazy thing is this nigga just walking on the street, like If I wanted to I COULD LEGIT BOOK A PLANE TO WHERE HE LIVES, FIND HIM ON THE STREET AND CHOP HIS WIFE UP AND BABY WITH A MACHETE. I would never do that but it's just crazy that it's a possibliity, he is so happy and perfect life and I can turn that upside down... LMAO

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Honestly do it

 

[JoshuaG]

I was rewatching my favorite CHILDHOOD youtuber again pewdiepie and I realized damn he's living ideal life, he does amazing hobbies like rockclimbing, seeing coolest places in japan, just chilling living life with infinite amount of money it's like hacking. his wife is pretty but he could get better tbh she's only good cuz she's virgin high value but annoying voice and autistic and only strong MTB

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the crazy thing is this nigga just walking on the street, like If I wanted to I COULD LEGIT BOOK A PLANE TO WHERE HE LIVES, FIND HIM ON THE STREET AND CHOP HIS WIFE UP AND BABY WITH A MACHETE. I would never do that but it's just crazy that it's a possibliity, he is so happy and perfect life and I can turn that upside down... LMAO

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Schizo ramblings

 

[Lookologist003]

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bro not even his money would save him if i legit tied them up and ate his baby in front of him

fuark it legit feels wrong even talking about it but it's crazy that it's possible for me to do that if I wanted to

It's like GTA V's Trevor is behind these posts.

but he dgaf about his fans he even said it in his live

He gives a fuck about them to the extent they are good looking or have a pussy.

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shit ur right she has a giant skull his son will be a mogger
but her ugly smile and voice kinda turns me off tbh i guess she's around HTB not stacylite tho

In his prime, I think Pewdiepie could have done a little better. But you have to remember, that SHE approached him. Like, if your girlfriend approaches you, that's a sign the relationship will be stable because she clearly thought he was hot. On the other hand, this was like the instant Instagram was brought upon the world, and the newest Iphone was like Iphone 2.

If Pewdiepie was a Zoomer, it's a safe bet he would be some sort of small-time TikToker, and maybe have access to better looking women his age.

 

[StraightHeadJames]

he is a chad ngl

 

[dragomaxxer]

marzia fogs bruh wym mtn, they are also both aging really well. theyll have a mogger ass kid

pewdiepie easily a high htn rn even as an oldcel dad. marzia at her prime was stacylite specially when you factor in the fact she was def 0 bodies and etc.

if pewdiepie wasnt short hed unironically have chad smv ngl, too bad he is 5'8, looks even better in motion too tbh his overall perception on attractiveness is just so skewed cause he has had some ugly ass phases in his life too

THIS OR DEATH:

 

[StraightHeadJames]

marzia fogs bruh wym mtn, they are also both aging really well. theyll have a mogger ass kid

pewdiepie easily a high htn rn even as an oldcel dad. marzia at her prime was stacylite specially when you factor in the fact she was def 0 bodies and etc.

if pewdiepie wasnt short hed unironically have chad smv ngl, too bad he is 5'8, looks even better in motion too tbh his overall perception on attractiveness is just so skewed cause he has had some ugly ass phases in his life too

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THIS OR DEATH:

he's such a fucking god tbh

and i mean he does live in japan now so he's considered tall there lol

nigga even one a contest once for top most handsome men in the world lmao that's how handsome this nigga is

as a kid i didnt evne know how good looking he is but even now he is

 

[StraightHeadJames]

marzia fogs bruh wym mtn, they are also both aging really well. theyll have a mogger ass kid

pewdiepie easily a high htn rn even as an oldcel dad. marzia at her prime was stacylite specially when you factor in the fact she was def 0 bodies and etc.

if pewdiepie wasnt short hed unironically have chad smv ngl, too bad he is 5'8, looks even better in motion too tbh his overall perception on attractiveness is just so skewed cause he has had some ugly ass phases in his life too

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THIS OR DEATH:

bro his son bjorn is gonna be a mogger he might even reach 6 foot tbh cuz pewds gonna give him best nutrition and his wife isnt short either so its totally possible

 

[dragomaxxer]

he's such a fucking god tbh

and i mean he does live in japan now so he's considered tall there lol

nigga even one a contest once for top most handsome men in the world lmao that's how handsome this nigga is

as a kid i didnt evne know how good looking he is but even now he is

im gonna make a thread about it rn ngl, he is really underrated lookswise cause of how he lets himself go sometimes with beaard and making retarded faces but yeah in japan rn he is living the best life tbh, he doesnt get height mogged there facially mogs everyone has a perfect family and fun hobbies mirin tbh

he has always been my idol though tbh learnt english through him so im pretty biased

 

[dragomaxxer]

bro his son bjorn is gonna be a mogger he might even reach 6 foot tbh cuz pewds gonna give him best nutrition and his wife isnt short either so its totally possible

for sure, specially since its a mediterranean and nord mix odds are his son will have dark hair with blue eyes and a large skull. would mog extremely hard

i also never noticed how good pewdiepies eye area is, if his face wasnt narrow hed unironically be even more of a chad since his nose wouldnt failo him as much

 

[StraightHeadJames]

im gonna make a thread about it rn ngl, he is really underrated lookswise cause of how he lets himself go sometimes with beaard and making retarded faces but yeah in japan rn he is living the best life tbh, he doesnt get height mogged there facially mogs everyone has a perfect family and fun hobbies mirin tbh

he has always been my idol though tbh learnt english through him so im pretty biased

lmao i also learned english through him we the same bro



i remember as a kid i used to listen to the songs so much lmao



or when he played the duck games lmao i loved this shit

i watched him so much i think i watched all old happy wheels videos

 

[randomop]

His wife is htb

But a problem is that food in Japan is filled with soy so the child won’t have ideal environmental development

 

[dragomaxxer]

His wife is htb

But a problem is that food in Japan is filled with soy so the child won’t have ideal environmental development

hopefully they raise him with marzias med cooking, kids gonna know italian,swedish,english and japanese too pretty insane

 

[StraightHeadJames]

His wife is htb

But a problem is that food in Japan is filled with soy so the child won’t have ideal environmental development

hopefully they raise him with marzias med cooking, kids gonna know italian,swedish,english and japanese too pretty insane

bros trust me pewdiepie gets obsessed about anything that can get progressed and improved he legit locks in and does insane progress at whatever he does

he's prolly gonna spend a lot of effort to maek sure his child has best mental health, environment and iq maxxing

 

[dragomaxxer]

bros trust me pewdiepie gets obsessed about anything that can get progressed and improved he legit locks in and does insane progress at whatever he does

he's prolly gonna spend a lot of effort to maek sure his child has best mental health, environment and iq maxxing

yeah he is clearly autist which is why he gets so good at so many things. his son is gonna excel at so much shit tbh