The Creampie Gang: Chronicle of a Forbidden Brotherhood

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Jué

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Chapter I: The Birth of Sin


Los Angeles, 2020. In Vernon Central, where the concrete burns hotter than the sun and cops drive by faster than time, a name was born that at first sounded like a joke… until it wasn’t: Creampie Gang.


Its founder, Jué, a fallen underground rap prodigy known on the streets as Hot Dick Hollywood, had been through every hell imaginable—betrayal, jail, overdoses, and a failed assassination attempt that left a scar under his left eye. “Like a comma in the middle of a story that wasn’t done yet,” he’d say.


Hot Dick Hollywood didn’t create the gang for money or power—those came later. He built it because the world had spit him out so many times, he decided to build his own. A world with his own rules. A haven for misfits, broken geniuses, and the dangerously soulful.


Chapter II: The Core Five


Jué started by recruiting old ghosts and new monsters:


  • @itzyaboyJJ the mind. He met Jué in a freestyle battle that ended with a machete fight in an alley. Itzy lost… but laughed while bleeding. That was his audition. He quickly became second-in-command, a master of social media, shady contracts, and threats disguised as jokes.
  • @2025cel l was almost a myth before he joined. Expelled from three universities for “cyber manipulation,” rumor had it he sold an NFT that contained the coordinates to a hidden government vault. Jué found him at a rooftop rave in Skid Row and convinced him with just one line: “I offer you chaos with free Wi-Fi.”
  • @The Homelander came through a Russian contact. They called him that because of his godlike presence and the way he looked at people—like everyone else was beneath him. Nobody spoke of his past, but rumors said he’d worked for South American cartels and private armies. He was the brute force the gang needed… and their biggest internal threat.
  • @menas on the other hand, was a ghost. Street poet, graffiti prophet, quiet rapper. He painted verses on abandoned overpasses and spoke like every word was a bullet. He wasn’t invited. One day he showed up at a meeting, dropped a notebook on the table, and left. No one questioned it. He was in.

Chapter III: Rules of the Game


The Creampie Gang didn’t operate like other gangs. No military hierarchy, but they had rules—strict ones:


  1. Never betray for money.
  2. Revenge has no expiration date.
  3. Protect the weak. Hunt the powerful.
  4. Art is law.
  5. Never say “Creampie” to a cop without smiling.

They funded themselves through illegal parties, cryptocurrency, streetwear merch, digital sabotage, and underground fight bets. They had deals for security, secret collabs with major artists under fake names, and even ran a pirate radio station: Creamline FM, broadcasting freestyles, street poetry, and coded threats.


Chapter IV: The Rise and the War


By 2023, Creampie Gang was legend. They claimed territories others feared. But power breeds enemies. Two rose quickly: the Flatline Clique, a brutal rival gang with dirty LAPD ties, and corporate silence, companies losing money thanks to 2025cel’s cyberwarfare.


War was inevitable. Digital attacks, street chases, disappearances. A leaked beat by Menas featured cryptic lines suggesting an internal betrayal. Some say Itzyaboy sold them out. Others believe Homelander staged it to seize control.


Amidst the chaos, Jué vanished. Last seen near the Mexican border. Some claim he retired in Thailand with millions in Bitcoin. One thing’s certain: after he disappeared, the Creampie Gang fractured.


Chapter V: The Legacy


Now in 2025, their symbols remain. In certain L.A. neighborhoods, if you see a mural of a cherry with a crooked smile, you’re on sacred ground. Imitators rise. Netflix documentaries air. Theories spread like wildfire: the gang never died, it simply changed shape.


Some say 2025cel runs a global network of digital rebels. Menas lives in Berlin, performing poetry at underground salons. Homelander leads a secretive cult in Montana. And Itzyaboy… well, no one’s seen him. But if you hear someone whisper “It’s ya boy” in just the right tone, you’d best not look back.
 
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Chapter I: The Birth of Sin


Los Angeles, 2020. In Vernon Central, where the concrete burns hotter than the sun and cops drive by faster than time, a name was born that at first sounded like a joke… until it wasn’t: Creampie Gang.


Its founder, Jué, a fallen underground rap prodigy known on the streets as Hot Dick Hollywood, had been through every hell imaginable—betrayal, jail, overdoses, and a failed assassination attempt that left a scar under his left eye. “Like a comma in the middle of a story that wasn’t done yet,” he’d say.


Hot Dick Hollywood didn’t create the gang for money or power—those came later. He built it because the world had spit him out so many times, he decided to build his own. A world with his own rules. A haven for misfits, broken geniuses, and the dangerously soulful.


Chapter II: The Core Five


Jué started by recruiting old ghosts and new monsters:


  • @itzyaboyJJ the mind. He met Jué in a freestyle battle that ended with a machete fight in an alley. Itzy lost… but laughed while bleeding. That was his audition. He quickly became second-in-command, a master of social media, shady contracts, and threats disguised as jokes.
  • @2025cel l was almost a myth before he joined. Expelled from three universities for “cyber manipulation,” rumor had it he sold an NFT that contained the coordinates to a hidden government vault. Jué found him at a rooftop rave in Skid Row and convinced him with just one line: “I offer you chaos with free Wi-Fi.”
  • @The Homelander came through a Russian contact. They called him that because of his godlike presence and the way he looked at people—like everyone else was beneath him. Nobody spoke of his past, but rumors said he’d worked for South American cartels and private armies. He was the brute force the gang needed… and their biggest internal threat.
  • @menas on the other hand, was a ghost. Street poet, graffiti prophet, quiet rapper. He painted verses on abandoned overpasses and spoke like every word was a bullet. He wasn’t invited. One day he showed up at a meeting, dropped a notebook on the table, and left. No one questioned it. He was in.

Chapter III: Rules of the Game


The Creampie Gang didn’t operate like other gangs. No military hierarchy, but they had rules—strict ones:


  1. Never betray for money.
  2. Revenge has no expiration date.
  3. Protect the weak. Hunt the powerful.
  4. Art is law.
  5. Never say “Creampie” to a cop without smiling.

They funded themselves through illegal parties, cryptocurrency, streetwear merch, digital sabotage, and underground fight bets. They had deals for security, secret collabs with major artists under fake names, and even ran a pirate radio station: Creamline FM, broadcasting freestyles, street poetry, and coded threats.


Chapter IV: The Rise and the War


By 2023, Creampie Gang was legend. They claimed territories others feared. But power breeds enemies. Two rose quickly: the Flatline Clique, a brutal rival gang with dirty LAPD ties, and corporate silence, companies losing money thanks to 2025cel’s cyberwarfare.


War was inevitable. Digital attacks, street chases, disappearances. A leaked beat by Menas featured cryptic lines suggesting an internal betrayal. Some say Itzyaboy sold them out. Others believe Homelander staged it to seize control.


Amidst the chaos, Jué vanished. Last seen near the Mexican border. Some claim he retired in Thailand with millions in Bitcoin. One thing’s certain: after he disappeared, the Creampie Gang fractured.


Chapter V: The Legacy


Now in 2025, their symbols remain. In certain L.A. neighborhoods, if you see a mural of a cherry with a crooked smile, you’re on sacred ground. Imitators rise. Netflix documentaries air. Theories spread like wildfire: the gang never died, it simply changed shape.


Some say 2025cel runs a global network of digital rebels. Menas lives in Berlin, performing poetry at underground salons. Homelander leads a secretive cult in Montana. And Itzyaboy… well, no one’s seen him. But if you hear someone whisper “It’s ya boy” in just the right tone, you’d best not look back.
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