the curious case of cup of coffee

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as we all know he was created by allah in a petri dish somewhere in yemen about 12 years ago. but this user is american and lives in one of the remote states nobody has heard of (i mean i cant even remember which one he said), likely in a community that includes kkk members, rednecks, ice road truckers, god botherers, bigfoot hunters, mormons and televangelists: all white, all republicans, all armed to the teeth and all probable islamophobes. he has also recently revealed to me that he shoots innocent deers with his gun whilst dressed in calvin klein. this raises a multitude of questions:

- where does cup of coffee go to mosque?
- where does he get his ethnic groceries?
- does his local wrangler denim retailer stock kaftans?
- do the rednecks think he is in isis?
- is his huntin and fishin lifestyle a ruse to throw them off the scent?
- how has he survived in this part of the world for so long?

@CupOfCoffee please shed some light on this
 
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