skull_mogger
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I would go to the doctor and get measured for my height, but the ladies who do the measuring never asked me to take off my shoes. Then one time, they did ask me to take my shoes off. I suddenly went from being 6'3" to 6'1.75" and I could see the laughter on the doctor lady's face as she gazed upon my manlethood. My life would never be the same again.