The day of surgery must be so fucked

[tgun564636]

Like you’re really about to do it. Surely it doesn’t feel real like holy shit. When I get my surgeries I’m gonna feel excited but also scared just in case I get fucked

 

[fazehamster]

Like you’re really about to do it. Surely it doesn’t feel real like holy shit. When I get my surgeries I’m gonna feel excited but also scared just in case I get fucked

Title reminds me of Estrogenic saying the situation is fucked

 

[i_Mogger]

you dont need fucking surgeries

 

[tgun564636]

you dont need fucking surgeries

Fat grafting and maybe rhino or lip lift brah

 

[i_Mogger]

Fat grafting and maybe rhino or lip lift brah

Greedy bitch

 

[optimisticzoomer]

When I get my surgeries

 

[ToDelirium]

Surgeries are easy bro

 

[tgun564636]

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Why is that funny

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Why is that funny

1. Surgery is a meme
2. You’ll never get it

 

[Jgns]

1. Surgery is a meme
2. You’ll never get it

why is it a meme

 

[optimisticzoomer]

why is it a meme

Joined: Dec 21, 2025

 

[Jgns]

Joined: Dec 21, 2025

well alr, Im getting surgeries soon tho got a uncle whos a head surgeon in a hosptial in istanbul and been farming money these past 3 years since I was 17

 

[tgun564636]

1. Surgery is a meme
2. You’ll never get it

I’ll get it if I’m still khhv and not happy with my life. But if I have a htb gf then your right I prob won’t. It all depends how things play out

 

[Glorious King]

Like you’re really about to do it. Surely it doesn’t feel real like holy shit. When I get my surgeries I’m gonna feel excited but also scared just in case I get fucked

imagine you ready for your surgery and geared up

then this nigga pops up and says

" HALLO YOURE COMPUTER HAS VIRUS "

 

[Sub->CL]

you dont need fucking surgeries

 

[tgun564636]

imagine you ready for your surgery and geared up

then this nigga pops up and says

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" HALLO YOURE COMPUTER HAS VIRUS "

And then he puts your bitchass to sleep and you wake up knowing it’s over

 

[chang cypionate]

 

[i_Mogger]

Whats this even supposed to mean

 

[Sub->CL]

Whats this even supposed to mean

need surgery

 

[Glorious King]

And then he puts your bitchass to sleep and you wake up knowing it’s over

@Mogs Me TIME TO CHANGE YA AI GNG

SHIT'S BEEN PATCHED NOW

 

[optimisticzoomer]

not happy with my life

Won’t change anything
Monkmaxxing is law

 

[tgun564636]

@Mogs Me TIME TO CHANGE YA AI GNG

SHIT'S BEEN PATCHED NOW

I’m trying to challenge him for org #1 ranked comedian

 

[Glorious King]

Won’t change anything
Monkmaxxing is law

LIFE BEGINS AT BALLS FULL OF SEMEN

 

[Jgns]

LIFE BEGINS AT BALLS FULL OF SEMEN

its over

 

[Ldar09867]

why is it a meme

Unless you have a geniunly death tier flaw (reccesed mandible etc) that you can fix surgerys are a waste of money, time and risk
You either go with some stinky indian who costs less but might fuck you up and you end up dead or worse malformed OR your paying €100k just to boost your smv by like 0.5

 

[optimisticzoomer]

LIFE BEGINS AT BALLS FULL OF SEMEN

Water
But serenitymaxxing is law
Paying thousands for surgeries because you care more about other people’s superficial first impression of you than self-acceptance, isn’t

 

[Jgns]

Unless you have a geniunly death tier flaw (reccesed mandible etc) that you can fix surgerys are a waste of money, time and risk
You either go with some stinky indian who costs less but might fuck you up and you end up dead or worse malformed OR your paying €100k just to boost your smv by like 0.5

damn thats suifuel my mandibles weirdly pushed back so im hoping to get a bsso and small inframalars plus a rhino fat grafting and liplift maybee i got the money and time but yeah

 

[Glorious King]

Water
But serenitymaxxing is law
Paying thousands for surgeries because you care more about other people’s superficial first impression of you than self-acceptance, isn’t

YOU LOOK 20

YOU SPEAK 40

YOU THINK 60

IF THAT MAKES SENSE

 

[insignia_]

Like you’re really about to do it. Surely it doesn’t feel real like holy shit. When I get my surgeries I’m gonna feel excited but also scared just in case I get fucked

Damn nigga I haven’t seen you on here in a while and when I do, you have the red name

I gotta rot on here more

 

[Ldar09867]

damn thats suifuel my mandibles weirdly pushed back so im hoping to get a bsso and small inframalars plus a rhino fat grafting and liplift maybee i got the money and time but yeah

How bad is your overbite?
BSSO and Small inframalars are going to be the most expensive
The chances you get even 1 of these is near 0 tbh

 

[tgun564636]

Damn nigga I haven’t seen you on here in a while and when I do, you have the red name

I gotta rot on here more

I’m taking over niggaa. When was the last time u saw me btw

 

[Jgns]

How bad is your overbite?
BSSO and Small inframalars are going to be the most expensive
The chances you get even 1 of these is near 0 tbh

pretty bad, it looks like a normal jaw after I jut it out, the money isnt an issue I have more than 100k used to be used so thats not it here one sec Ill show what i look like rq

 

[Ldar09867]

pretty bad, it looks like a normal jaw after I jut it out, the money isnt an issue I have more than 100k used to be used so thats not it here one sec Ill show what i look like rq

Its also finding surgeons who are willing to do it

 

[insignia_]

I’m taking over niggaa. When was the last time u saw me btw

I honestly don’t remember. It was some thread where you were asking for advice on what to improve or asking for a rating, I don’t remember

Do you just post in offtopic a ton now?

 

[Jgns]

Its also finding surgeons who are willing to do it

first pic has a bit of lens distorsion cause of how close it is jfl but so i yeah thats me mmtn or a bit lower I think but tryna get to htn+ by the end of this year. About the surgeon thing Im sure my uncle could hook me up with great surgeons there I alr had my eyes on some but if he has any tips I'll take his word

 

[tgun564636]

I honestly don’t remember. It was some thread where you were asking for advice on what to improve or asking for a rating, I don’t remember

Do you just post in offtopic a ton now?

Yeah lol it’s great

 

[insignia_]

Yeah lol it’s great

Maybe I will join you guys and become a degen like all offtopic people

 

[KellSS]

A guy already did a Heart attack when He needed major surgery because he was so stressed.

 

[tgun564636]

Maybe I will join you guys and become a degen like all offtopic people

You can but don’t get distracted, I still do everything I need to do to ascend but some niggas I’m off topic are genuinely retarded

 

[Jgns]

You can but don’t get distracted, I still do everything I need to do to ascend but some niggas I’m off topic are genuinely retarded

nigga was just talking about his fifth donut

 

[User_1293]

Like you’re really about to do it. Surely it doesn’t feel real like holy shit. When I get my surgeries I’m gonna feel excited but also scared just in case I get fucked

Bro I get so exited just by thinking about it but also nervous as fuck

 

[insignia_]

You can but don’t get distracted, I still do everything I need to do to ascend but some niggas I’m off topic are genuinely retarded

Yeah. I feel like some users forget they need to do shit and end up just posting on here a ton lmfaooo

 

[tgun564636]

nigga was just talking about his fifth donut

Dude I’m healthmaxxing rn to repair

 

[insignia_]

You can but don’t get distracted, I still do everything I need to do to ascend but some niggas I’m off topic are genuinely retarded

But I will prob rot here more for the next 4 months since what I can do while in brazil is super limited Anything I order from Indiamart will probably get seized and I don’t want to spend a ton just to get real prescriptions

But I just remembered that a nigga I know sells tirz so I’ll probably buy it from him soon

 

[Jgns]

Dude I’m healthmaxxing rn to repair

mirin that, don't sneak a donut bite in between those tho jfl. Just imagine how fun it'll be when ur healthmaxxed and hitting ur genetic softlimit, itll be fire asf

 

[Ldar09867]

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first pic has a bit of lens distorsion cause of how close it is jfl but so i yeah thats me mmtn or a bit lower I think but tryna get to htn+ by the end of this year. About the surgeon thing Im sure my uncle could hook me up with great surgeons there I alr had my eyes on some but if he has any tips I'll take his word

You geniunly dont need surgery just fix lips

 

[tgun564636]

mirin that, don't sneak a donut bite in between those tho jfl. Just imagine how fun it'll be when ur healthmaxxed and hitting ur genetic softlimit, itll be fire asf

Dude I think I already hit my genetic soft limit that’s why I eat donuts

 

[Arbuscular]

Fat grafting and maybe rhino or lip lift brah

im just gonna do rhino prolly

 

[Rex.]

Like you’re really about to do it. Surely it doesn’t feel real like holy shit. When I get my surgeries I’m gonna feel excited but also scared just in case I get fucked

It was a weird feeling, especially in the morning, in the silence waiting at the door for my mom to get ready, it didn't feel real.

If you are willing to do Surgery you have to kinda be slightly narcissistic, thinking you won't be the one to get botched and just hope

 

[Jgns]

You geniunly dont need surgery just fix lips

idk bro Im tryna reach htn+ no matter what, plus there are alot of things that have good enough roi to change so why not yk. Might aswell espc if I got such a fire ass opportunity.

Dude I think I already hit my genetic soft limit that’s why I eat donuts

Nigga said fuckit