the difference between r/SmallDickProblems and r/BigDickProblems is insane

[Deleted member 756]

Issa joke

ok

 

[Deleted member 7866]

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Congratulations, but that is your maximum and your dick will never get any bigger again.

Just be born with a giant dick is a good alternative.

i would trade my huge dick to become a 6'5" Gigachad. what matters is not whether you HAVE one but whether normies BELIEVE you have one

 

[Deleted member 3990]

Let me guess. Bigdickproblems have alot more members than SDP ?

 

[Deleted member 756]

he is fine

 

[Deleted member 2214]

i would trade my huge dick to become a 6'5" Gigachad. what matters is not whether you HAVE one but whether normies BELIEVE you have one

Dumbest shit I have heard in my life kys or elab

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Dumbest shit I have heard in my life kys or elab

if people thought i had a big dick that would be better than actually having a big dick - ie deep voice, muscle, tall signs of high T would make people think i have one, and treat me as such

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Dumbest shit I have heard in my life kys or elab

issue is, im an effeminate truecel, so no one will ever believe me

 

[Deleted member 2214]

if people thought i had a big dick that would be better than actually having a big dick - ie deep voice, muscle, tall signs of high T would make people think i have one, and treat me as such

But unconsiously normies know that it just means that if you have those features it means you have a higher CHANCE (not CONFIRMATION) of having a big cock.

 

[softlysoftly]

FWB couldn't stop mentioning how sore she was and how she was gonna struggle to walk today. Was stuck between feeling sorry for her and feelsgoodman

 

[Deleted member 2214]

issue is, im an effeminate truecel, so no one will ever believe me

That just means that if you ascend, people will be in awe to believe a little girly turbomanlet incel would have a huge dick. What normie with zero questioning abilites would expect that? You could be famous!

 

[Deleted member 7866]

But unconsiously normies know that it just means that if you have those features it means you have a higher CHANCE (not CONFIRMATION) of having a big cock.

a higher chance = everything. i will never get a girl in to fuck me in the first place, so no one will ever know

 

[Deleted member 2214]

a higher chance = everything. i will never get a girl in to fuck me in the first place, so no one will ever know

Go to a nude beach once you are older and you will ascend hard

 

[Deleted member 7866]

That just means that if you ascend, people will be in awe to believe a little girly turbomanlet incel would have a huge dick. What normie with zero questioning abilites would expect that? You could be famous!

IF i ascend. will never happen.

i dont deny a big dick normie > small dick chad, because he can have sex and prove it, but someone like me simply can't

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Go to a nude beach once you are older and you will ascend hard

guess how God has tortured me? he made me a grower as well

 

[diggbicc]

this mfer is complaining that girls film how he fucks them and then show the videos to their friends

Jfl this happened to me

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Dickpill is the most brutal pill to take if you’re lacking size.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

guess how God has tortured me? he made me a grower as well

Ok, nvm. Maybe only do it when it is hot outside, or just wait until you are done puberty/developing and hope it evens out.

If not, it's over.

 

[Deleted member 6892]

if people thought i had a big dick that would be better than actually having a big dick - ie deep voice, muscle, tall signs of high T would make people think i have one, and treat me as such

Just have sex with an ugly girl in your school easily and let the rumors spill out and then success you’re now fucking freshman stacies

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Ok, nvm. Maybe only do it when it is hot outside, or just wait until you are done puberty/developing and hope it evens out.

If not, it's over.

i can hope

plus im not like 9-tier,so i cant prnstar maxx, im just 1% not 0.001%

 

[Deleted member 756]

i would trade my huge dick to become a 6'5" Gigachad. what matters is not whether you HAVE one but whether normies BELIEVE you have one

Indeed

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Just have sex with an ugly girl in your school easily and let the rumors spill out and then success you’re now fucking freshman stacies

i can say, without a doubt, i will be rejected by every girl in my entire country. no exceptions.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

i can hope

plus im not like 9-tier,so i cant prnstar maxx, im just 1% not 0.001%

I hope puberty makes you bigger than Mandingo

 

[Deleted member 7866]

I hope puberty makes you bigger than Mandingo, bro

i will inject DHT maybe, my dick is my only cope in my hellish existance of bullying and rejection tbh

 

[Deleted member 7866]

I won't deny dickpill, but it only really works for low tier normies and above

 

[Deleted member 756]

i can say, without a doubt, i will be rejected by every girl in my entire country. no exceptions.

cope

 

[Deleted member 7866]

cope

i am an actual truecel, unlike u Londonvillie

 

[Deleted member 756]

i am an actual truecel, unlike u Londonvillie

I am literally deformed

 

[Deleted member 7866]

I am literally deformed

cope u have 15 lays

 

[Deleted member 2214]

i will inject DHT maybe, my dick is my only cope in my hellish existance of bullying and rejection tbh

Woah woah woah hold the fuck up that is horrible

Like we say in Mexico and New Mexico, El pajaro se trata con respeto

Otherwise, have fun with excessive body hair

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Woah woah woah hold the fuck up that is horrible!
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Like we say in Mexico and New Mexico, El pajaro se trata con respeto

Otherwise, have fun with excessive body hair

body hair is masc tbh. u think thers a limit, like around 11, when dick is no longer a plus?

 

[Deleted member 756]

cope u have 15 lays

16

 

[Deleted member 7866]

16

i will never have a single lay

 

[Deleted member 756]

i will never have a single lay

age?

 

[Deleted member 2214]

body hair is masc tbh. u think thers a limit, like around 11, when dick is no longer a plus?

I am hairless from the neck below so idc and dnr

If you are 11, and person who is not a family member or a doctor cares about your dick, they are a probably a pedophile

 

[Deleted member 7866]

I am hairless from the neck below so idc and dnr

If you are 11, and person who is not a family member or a doctor cares about your dick, they are a probably a pedophile

not talking about age keek

i mean 11 inches

 

[loksr]

Smalldickproblems is a place where people go to legitimately vent their problems

bigdickproblems is a place where people go to humblebrag about sizes they probably don’t even have. And to pretend that condoms being too tight is a problem worthy of pity. It’s like 99% larp.

I will say this once, dick size does NOT affect slaying, at all. Girls do not have a dick size radar. If you’re unable to slay it’s because you’re ugly or you’re a turbomanlet with michael cera frame (which would explain the small dick)

 

[Deleted member 7866]

age?

14.5 and truecel

 

[Deleted member 756]

Smalldickproblems is a place where people go to legitimately vent their problems

bigdickproblems is a place where people go to humblebrag about sizes they probably don’t even have. And to pretend that condoms being too tight is a problem worthy of pity. It’s like 99% larp.

I will say this once, dick size does NOT affect slaying, at all. Girls do not have a dick size radar. If you’re unable to slay it’s because you’re ugly or you’re a turbomanlet with michael cera frame (which would explain the small dick)

indeed

 

[GymcelDoomer]

Honestly I'd rather be 5'5 with a decent size dick than 6ft with 4inch dick. Even 5inch would be brutal. Anything under 6inch is a death sentence tbh

 

[Deleted member 2214]

not talking about age keek

i mean 11 inches

I was that a year ago so who knows, but I will be a MAJOR (nude) celeb when I grow up.

See you on LPSG.

 

[Deleted member 2634]

I thank God every day that i dont have a short dick
That would have been the final nail in the coffin

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Honestly I'd rather be 5'5 with a decent size dick than 6ft with 4inch dick. Even 5inch would be brutal. Anything under 6inch is a death sentence tbh

cope a girl was mirin @PYT 6 inches, so the threshold is probably 5

 

[Deleted member 7866]

I was that a year ago so who knows, but I will be a MAJOR (nude) celeb when I grow up.

See you on LPSG.

you were fucking what? 11 inches? bruh thats 1 in 15 million

 

[Deleted member 2214]

you were fucking what? 11 inches? bruh thats 1 in 15 million

Like I said, see you on LPSG when we are grown ups

(Hope Biden doesn't shut it down though)

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Like I said, see you on LPSG when we are grown ups

(Hope Biden doesn't shut it down though)

insane tbh, what are the odds that sm1 like u would find a forum with 7k users

still, i wish u an easy life with that dick. if mandingo is 10 inches, that means you will be the new biggest pornstar ever

 

[GymcelDoomer]

cope a girl was mirin @PYT 6 inches, so the threshold is probably 5

maybe if u angle fraud hard with a 6inch u can make it look impressive. it's literally over at 5inch no amount of angling and frauding will save u

 

[Deleted member 7866]

maybe if u angle fraud hard with a 6inch u can make it look impressive. it's literally over at 5inch no amount of angling and frauding will save u

Not impressive doesn't mean over, average dick is fine for foids if you're GL and tall I think (they can cope with thinking its bigger)

 

[Deleted member 7192]

cope a girl was mirin @PYT 6 inches, so the threshold is probably 5

mirin?

 

[Deleted member 7866]

mirin?

you have 1198 hours and don't know what mirin means.. im done..

 

[Deleted member 7192]

you have 1198 hours and don't know what mirin means.. im done..

no i meant she wasnt mirin jfl

she said it was calm