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Two years ago, Ellie’s stepmother, Kamala Harris, role-played for president. However, the scrawny nepo was left out of the loop. She believed the liars around her were telling the truth. Imagine that! More about this later.
Lil Kammy felt Harris had a good 'Hillary' chance of becoming the first female president in the history of America. So she had plans of topping that by becoming the First Transgender Son. Ah, yes, she will transition into a male inside the White House! Not only would she have her breasts removed, but the doctors would perform the leg-skinned wrapped dildo operation.
“First Transgender! First Transgender! First Transgender!” she imagined millions of people waiting on the lawn outside the White House, chanting.
In the likeness of the ‘House of Dragons Princess Targaryen’ post-labor walk, she steps onto the Truman Balcony, holding her stomach. Her pale face shows post-surgery agony. She looks out to the audience and holds one hand high, the other still pressed against the bottom of her belly. She waves to the hysterical screaming of her First Fans.
Taking in a liberal breath of air, she says with pride, “I am Man.” She unfastens the attached strap to her robe. She pulls it off, and it drops to the floor. Ugh! A Frankenstein creature visual. Black stitches under her deflated breasts, a pig-skinned-looking swollen sausage hanging over her privates, and large bloody bandages on both of her thighs. A few journalists are caught gagging and puking.
Little did Lil Kammy know, along with the many entertainers in Hollywood and much of America, Trump was still the president during Biden’s term. Of course, Kamala knew the game all too well. But she couldn’t reveal this scheme to her steppy because she knew she was retarded. She knew she would snitch on the subterfuge for likes, shares, and new subscribers.
Lil Kammy today: