THE EVISCERATION OF DOUTZEN KROES. FRANK JACK ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!

can you pin my thread too bro
 
they are both stacies to me.

I can’t breed.
 
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this is far from objective without sources that support your ideals
 
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@Korea

you don't add height factor, into rating?
for females height difference don't matter?

by thewaty, kroes vs lima, same height the both have roughly
 
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Doutzen Kroes had a nice ass. It's one of the few redeeming features of her body (other than her height and legs); she has broad shoulders and her midsection is bulky. You just used a post-prime picture of her (which constantly happens when trying to disqualify a woman on here).
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I agree that her masseters and gonions are too bulky. Her face is aesthetically special, but it doesn't do anything for me (even when she was 18).

Adriana Lima got breast implants sometime in her 20s; she was never naturally busty. That being said, her natural tits were very nice (she had good nipples and shape). Overall, she had a solid body (better than Kroes').
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Lima's main limiting factor is her weak lower third. She and the modeling industry are aware of that, which is probably why you can't find any good examples of her side profile in her prime.
How strong would you say the lower third ideally should be in females?

What the ideal face shape for them would you say? @Reckless Turtle
 
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To appease Mr. @Frank Jack, I will be using the most candid pictures to measure their features, and their best pic to measure ratios.

Ratio Pic on the Left, Features on the right.
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Cracking Up Lol GIF by NBA on TNT

Ight Ight. And for the Adriana Lima pics I'm using.

Ratio Pic on the Left, Features on the right.
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Frank Jack having a heart attack. Lens distortion still doesn't slay this lady.

One thing to get out the way before this nigga types an essay.

1. "The Ideal Skin Color for women is White"

https://www.livescience.com/5860-attractiveness-based-partly-skin-color.html
The research focused on facial skin color among Caucasians, finding a light, yellowish complexion looks the healthiest. The skin color could indicate a healthy diet of fruits and vegetables, whose pigments are known to change the skin's hue, researchers suggest.
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RATIO TIME.

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ESR: 47.6% (Ideal)
FWHR: 1.96 (Ideal)
Total FWHR: 1.44 (Ideal. For Women, the range is 1.3 - 1.45)
Midface Ratio: 1.04 (Ideal)
Chin to Philtrum Ratio: 2.08 (Ideal)
Mouth to Nose Ratio: 1.59 (Ideal. For Women, the range is 1.4 - 1.69)
Lower to Upper Lip Ratio: 1.44 (Unideal) Flaw #1
Bigonial to Zygomatic Width: 91% (Ideal. For Women, the range is 70 - 95%)
Bitemporal to Zygomatic Width: 75% (Unideal. For Women, the range is 88 - 100%) Flaw #2
Facial 3rds: The Forehead and Midface are exactly equal, but her lower 3rd is the tallest. When they aren't all equal for women, you'd want the upper 3rd to be slightly larger, unlike MALES having the largest lower 3rd (Unideal) Flaw #3

Nose Width to Innercanthus: Both sides of the nose sit within the inner canthus. This is more important for women than men, which is why I've never mentioned it. (Ideal. Her nose fits perfectly between)

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Side Profile

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The Imgur Caption will be "Ideal" and Vice Versa.
PICTURES & MEASUREMENTS HERE.
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Features Time!


Alright, so the Female Eye Area is a lot different for women.

The Ideal goes like this.
1. Medium to Low Set Brows.
2. Slight UEE, no UEE isn't good for women.
3. Slight Positive or Positively Tilted Eyebrows.
4. Dark & Slightly Dense Eyebrows.
5. Strong Prominent Eyelashes
6. Light Colored Eyes. (IDC, any female looks better with Light Blue or Green Eyes.)
7. Downturned Medial Canthus.
8. PFL to Height Ratio of 2.7 - 4.0
9. Almond Shape.
10. 10 - 15 deg of PCT. (Credit to @SteelTitan on enlightening me)

Ok. Let's Go.

EYE AREA
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Pros:
Low Set Eyebrows.
Slight UEE.
Slight Positive Tilt in Eyebrows.
Prominent Eyelashes
14.1 deg PCT.
Downturned Medial Canthus.
Blue Eyes.
PFL to Height Ratio: 3.03
Almond Shape.

Cons:
Those damn YETI TIER EYEBROWS. Flaw #5



(I just figured out you can add a fucking white line, instead of spamming dashes like an autist lol.)


Once Again, the female nose is very different from a Male's.

The Ideal goes like this.
1. Straight or "Ski Slope" Nasal Bridge.
2. Very Slim Alar Width (AKA Fitting Between the Eyes)
3. Very Minimal to no nostril show.
4. Symmetrical (Lol yes, this is for both genders)
5. Upturned Tip
6. Supratip Break (Just look this one up. Basically, it's a little up at the end of the nose)



I'm actually not using the above picture for Doutzen's Nose. You'll see why soon.

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Pros:
Nasal Bridge has is a straight line (From Profile, just look at her side profile.).
Very Narrow Feminine Nose Width.
Nose Tip is upturned.

Cons:
Unholy amount of Alar Flare/Nostril Show. Flaw #5
Moon Crescent Nose Bridge. Flaw #6
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This flaw can be edited after shoot, or covered with makeup. Regardless, Korea sees everything.



What do ya know? The Jaw, Chin, and Lips are different for women too.

The Ideal goes like this.
1. A Short Chin, with a 2:1 Chin to Philtrum Ratio.
2. Gonions should be straight or inward tilted.
3. Lips Should be PLUMPED UP, but not Kylie Jenner Challenge Tier.
4. Lips can either sit straight atop eachother, or have a slight pout.
5. The Cupids Bow is essential
6. Light Pink is the Best Color



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Lips-

Pros:
Eveything, but the Cons.

Cons:
Cupids Bow 404. Unacceptable. Flaw #7

Chin/Jaw.
Pros:
Straight Gonions.
Harminous Short Chin.

Cons:
This might classify as nit picking, but her masseters really are too big.
Even though it's technically a flaw, I'm not gonna log it, because sometimes it comes and goes in certain pictures.




Skin: Too Pale. Flaw #8. Okay. Past this point, the "flaws" will not effect the final face rating.


ONTO HER BODY. DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING???????
PUTTING THIS NIGGA FRANK JACK AND THAT BITCH KROES IN THE GRAVE WITH THIS THREAD.

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Pros:
Feminine Waist to Hip Ratio.
Cons:
FLAT CHESTED Flaw #9
Pancake Ass, there's pretty much no uplift from the Glute Muscle to the Upper Thigh. Flaw #10



Adriana Lima

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ESR: 46% (Ideal)
FWHR: 1.99 (Ideal)
Total FWHR: 1.3 (Ideal)
Midface Ratio: 1.06 (Ideal)
Chin to Philtrum Ratio: 2.57 (Unideal, women should honestly not go over 2.25) Flaw #1
Mouth to Nose Ratio: 1.65 (Ideal)
Lower to Upper Lip Ratio: 1.86 (Ideal)
Bigonial to Zygomatic Width: 90% (Ideal)
Bitemporal to Zyomatic Width: 88% (Ideal)
Facial 3rds: Masculine Distribution (Unideal) Flaw #2
Nose Width to Inner Canthus: Nose fits right between the eyes. (Ideal)



SIDE PROFILE. Imma use the exact picture this nigga Frank Jack brings up when he's losing an argument about Lima vs Kroes.
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PICTURES & MEASUREMENTS HERE.


EYE AREA

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Pros:
Man everything about the damn eye area, but I'll point out her PFL to Heigth Ratio for you "Masculine Eye Area" copers.
PFL to Height Ratio is 3.03. The DAMN SAME as Kroes.
Cons: None.




NOSE. Okay, her nose, just like Kroes is in an actually retarded position to accurately measure in candid.
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Pros:
Nasal Bridge has is a straight line, also symmetrical in front view.
Very Narrow Feminine Nose Width.
Nose Tip is upturned.
Minimal Nostril Show.

Cons:
Her tip is a little boulbous. Flaw #3



Lower 3rd (Had to pull a new pic from insta. STILL A CANDID SELFIE)
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Lips: No Cons.

Chin/Jaw:
Pros:
Even though her chin to philtrum ratio isn't ideal. Her chin still remains short and harminour in the Lower 3rd.
Her Gonions actually look inward, very feminine.
Small Masseters (Yes, I'm nitpicking)
Cons: None.

Skin: Perfect Olive/Yellow Tone.

Alright, just like last time. Any further flaws, will not impact the face rating.



BODY.
This actually really isn't fair, but here we go.

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Pros:
An actual pair of Female Tits.
An actual full ass.

Cons: Her hips could be wider Flaw #4.




FINAL RATING IS.

Adriana Lima 7 PSL
Doutzen Kroes 6.5 PSL


SCALE HERE.


IF FRANK JACK COPES AFTER THIS THREAD, HE'S TOO FAR GONE.

Also, Imma throw in Lima's smile as Flaw #5 because he'll certaintly bring that up.



@Adriana Lima
@AscendingHero
WTF is this autistic rambling???
 

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