The farts on my new diet are fucking deadly

[Leo]

Bro i just keep spamming farts everywhere i go and they smell like fucking rotten brocoli, i can barely even breath while typing this, shit had me gasping for air. The protein farts isn't something to joke about

 

[Resistance.]

Plug it with a napkin.

 

[Heretic]

Pressing post was optional bud

 

[1exposed]

Bro i just keep spamming farts everywhere i go and they smell like fucking rotten brocoli, i can barely even breath while typing this, shit had me gasping for air. The protein farts isn't something to joke about

nga is on that chicken tikka masala diet

 

[i_Mogger]

Bro i just keep spamming farts everywhere i go and they smell like fucking rotten brocoli, i can barely even breath while typing this, shit had me gasping for air. The protein farts isn't something to joke about

what the fuck are you eating

 

[Leo]

nga on that chicken tikka masala diet

chicken n rice + protein shake

Pressing post was optional bud

I legit just farted while typing the other comment' its been 2 minutes since the last fart, and the first one hasn't even evaporated yet

 

[1exposed]

chicken n rice + protein shake

I legit just farted while typing the other comment' its been 2 minutes since the last fart, and the first one hasn't even evaporated yet

So ur just indianmaxxing huh bhai

and bro please stop updating us with ur gassy farts

 

[Heretic]

I legit just farted while typing the other comment' its been 2 minutes since the last fart, and the first one hasn't even evaporated yet

Nigga's eating beans

 

[emo-ogre666]

I have had these. I deadass had to carry a bottle of Febreze with me to avoid turning my lungs black

 

[GynoGladiator]

its bad in the shower especially

 

[Scandicel]

Bro i just keep spamming farts everywhere i go and they smell like fucking rotten brocoli, i can barely even breath while typing this, shit had me gasping for air. The protein farts isn't something to joke about

Whats the diet brah, i wanna smell them too

 

[Leo]

what the fuck are you eating

Im protein maxxing with chicken and rice

I have had these. I deadass had to carry a bottle of Febreze with me to avoid turning my lungs black

Im gonna get some wet wipes from the store, this might end badly

 

[1exposed]

I have had these. I deadass had to carry a bottle of Febreze with me to avoid turning my lungs black

Nah own it like a high T man

Fart in public while your walking by ESPECIALLY near women that you find attractive

Its called pheromone-maxxing bro. You're owning your territory.

 

[Leo]

Whats the diet brah, i wanna smell them too

Not a dry eye in a 5 mile radius, trust me you dont.

 

[emo-ogre666]

Im protein maxxing with chicken and rice

Im gonna get some wet wipes from the store, this might end badly

Holy fuck they're wet. Yeah it is cooked

 

[Proodnq]

Bro i just keep spamming farts everywhere i go and they smell like fucking rotten brocoli, i can barely even breath while typing this, shit had me gasping for air. The protein farts isn't something to joke about

prob gymbro diet thats why