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Well, I got expelled with my girlfriend for ... don't ask, I do online school now, and graduate very soon.

I took the PICAT and scored an 80 without really studying, and on Wednesday, I'm signing papers with my parents to enlist in the Navy as a corpsman or medic.

I prefer this over the college route, mainly so that I could accumulate some sort of finance and then just leave in LATAM or SEA in a penthouse for years without ever having to work (it's like 10k a year to live there very comfortably lol). So yes, for a short period of time, I have to be a cuck to Uncle Sam.

As far as physical metrics and everything else, I'm all set, and the recruiter for the Marines seemed very eager to sign me up as he conversed with me for hours, followed me on Instagram, and offered to take me out to lunch and texts me quite often, but I honestly just asked him to refer me to the Air Force and or Navy and put in a good word for me, and suprisingly he agreed. I go to the recruiter's office with my dad (ex-military) to ensure I get the best possible offers or whatever.

Well, I also heard the Navy is the least up in your ass about hair ... I love my hair, :( I know I'm going to have to wear short hair, and I don't mind, so I want the most length I can get.

As far as my girlfriend? Realistically ... I mean, I'll likely cheat before she does, well, I love her, but she's in and out of the psych ward and is in psychosis, I don't know, I've cheated on her much in the past, and she's been abnormally obsessed with me for years, I think after meeting so many foids I finallly found the one, I'm still going to cheat just incase ngl. She has an IQ of 130 (test with SD of 5 and disproportionally distributed within various measurements), whilst mine is lower-end 120-ish, and I see her as one of the very few foids ... that have any sentience or intelligence. She is alt mommy gf, and the sex is very kinky, so I'm happy. She's only dated one other guy since meeting me (4 years ago at age 14), and uhh, she rejected him for 2+ years waiting for me ... then alas chose to date him, but left him the second I reached out to her. We planned to get married and move to SEA after hs anyway.

Well, any tips? I'm also going to ask to see combat; I want to be a combat veteran.

This is the kana life update.

 
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the second i get out I'm growingout my hair and getting an eyebrow piercing
 
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my god

you two look soooo cuteee~ ❤️

you’re lucky to have her :owo:
 
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my girlfriend? Realistically ... I mean, I'll likely cheat before she does, well, I love her, but she's in and out of the psych ward and is in psychosis, I don't know, I've cheated on her much in the past, and she's been abnormally obsessed with me for years, I think after meeting so many foids I finallly found the one, I'm still going to cheat just incase ngl.
holy fucking shit you described my fucking ex lmaooooooo

go to the army faggot I mog you and steal that ugly bitch you call gf
 
holy fucking shit you described my fucking ex lmaooooooo

go to the army faggot I mog you and steal that ugly bitch you call gf
holy schizophrenic self-induced homoerotic abused dog psychosis
 
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shes going to get huge bbcs and bwcs up her ass if you enlist i would either break up or ldar
 
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shes going to get huge bbcs and bwcs up her ass if you enlist i would either break up or ldar
i live in mexico where the average male is 5'5 and overweight and she does online school with no car
 
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i live in mexico where the average male is 5'5 and overweight and she does online school with no car
i didnt know you lived in mexico

imagine dying for the mexican army though jfl
 
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holy schizophrenic self-induced homoerotic abused dog psychosis
Idgaf your dating some ugly latinx alt poser. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

"goth mommy" youre fucking insufferable
 
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Idgaf your dating some ugly latinx alt poser. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

"goth mommy" youre fucking insufferable
boiii if u see me these in streets i will slime u out ur sweet as honey💀💀💀
 
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boiii if u see me these in streets i will slime u out ur sweet as honey💀💀💀
im more alt and twink than you will ever wish to be . New mexico is a fucking shithole not surprise those are the only type of girls there :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Well, I got expelled with my girlfriend for ... don't ask, I do online school now, and graduate very soon.

I took the PICAT and scored an 80 without really studying, and on Wednesday, I'm signing papers with my parents to enlist in the Navy as a corpsman or medic.

I prefer this over the college route, mainly so that I could accumulate some sort of finance and then just leave in LATAM or SEA in a penthouse for years without ever having to work (it's like 10k a year to live there very comfortably lol). So yes, for a short period of time, I have to be a cuck to Uncle Sam.

As far as physical metrics and everything else, I'm all set, and the recruiter for the Marines seemed very eager to sign me up as he conversed with me for hours, followed me on Instagram, and offered to take me out to lunch and texts me quite often, but I honestly just asked him to refer me to the Air Force and or Navy and put in a good word for me, and suprisingly he agreed. I go to the recruiter's office with my dad (ex-military) to ensure I get the best possible offers or whatever.

Well, I also heard the Navy is the least up in your ass about hair ... I love my hair, :( I know I'm going to have to wear short hair, and I don't mind, so I want the most length I can get.

As far as my girlfriend? Realistically ... I mean, I'll likely cheat before she does, well, I love her, but she's in and out of the psych ward and is in psychosis, I don't know, I've cheated on her much in the past, and she's been abnormally obsessed with me for years, I think after meeting so many foids I finallly found the one, I'm still going to cheat just incase ngl. She has an IQ of 130 (test with SD of 5 and disproportionally distributed within various measurements), whilst mine is lower-end 120-ish, and I see her as one of the very few foids ... that have any sentience or intelligence. She is alt mommy gf, and the sex is very kinky, so I'm happy. She's only dated one other guy since meeting me (4 years ago at age 14), and uhh, she rejected him for 2+ years waiting for me ... then alas chose to date him, but left him the second I reached out to her. We planned to get married and move to SEA after hs anyway.

Well, any tips? I'm also going to ask to see combat; I want to be a combat veteran.

This is the kana life update.

Ur acctually tuff
 
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fakecel ramblings
 
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im more alt and twink than you will ever wish to be . New mexico is a fucking shithole not surprise those are the only type of girls there :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Did someone forget to tune ur sissy hypno today, sweetie?? u seem sexually frustrated :3
 
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Did someone forget to tune ur sissy hypno today, sweetie?? u seem sexually frustrated :3
Im up to date with my sissy tasks actually so lock in
 
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Well, me too, so why ur so mad
im jelly ok humpf!!!!

not fair!!!! I want a gf!!!!!:trepidation::trepidation:😡😡:aheago::aheago::aheago::aheago::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

wheres the fucking bitch I deserve that just does everything I say???
 
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im jelly ok humpf!!!!

not fair!!!! I want a gf!!!!!:trepidation::trepidation:😡😡:aheago::aheago::aheago::aheago::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

wheres the fucking bitch I deserve that just does everything I say???
Well, don't be mean to me man, like I'm sure anyone would say yes to having a personal bitch that does everything you say, okay, it's not my friggin fault:confused::(
 
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Well, don't be mean to me man, like I'm sure anyone would say yes to having a personal bitch that does everything you say, okay, it's not my friggin fault:confused::(
sowwwyyyyy i was hangryyyy...

just reminded me of my ex :(

and now im worried about me second ex which im planning on getting back with I just wished she was my personal bitch that does everything I say man

atleast you have that
 

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