The first Incel I ever met (story time)

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This was during my Freshman year of high school
This is a funny/sad story, go to the bottom if you wanna know what happened without reading all this.


HIS APPEARANCE
He had brownish reddish hair, was about 5’7, very long face with eyebags and pale skin, also had very yellow and crowded teeth. It’s important to add that he had scoliosis so he was constantly bent over

HIS BACKSTORY
There was a guy named M who was new to my PE class. When this guy first got into the class i was the only person he talked to because we were both introverted freshmen with no friends at the school. He started telling me about how he punched his dad in the face and now his phone is permanently gone and how he fought a guy and got moved classes during the first month


HIS INCEL MOMENTS (THE BEST PART)
One day we were standing outside the cafeteria waiting for school to start and he told me to go up to some random girl and “rizz her up” and i refused because i was too shy to talk to anyone (still am). So he walked up to the girl and tried to get her snap and OH BOY :forcedsmile: that was the most awkward thing i’ve witnessed to this day, the girl looked around nervously and stood in silence for like 5 seconds before saying “uhmm no..” and she walked away…

Another time he wanted to ask out this mullata girl in our gym class while she was with her little friend group and she said “What!? I don’t even know your name! Aren’t you D’s friend?” btw I am “D” and all of the girls start bursting out laughing telling other people about how “D’s friend” just asked out the prettiest girl in our class.. For reference at the time I was a decent looking tall lightskin black kid with dreads so the mog was definitely there which is why i think people referred to him as my friend rather than his actual name..

I’m going to save you guys another paragraph and just tell you that pretty much the same exact thing happened after that except with a much uglier girl

TLDR: Ugly friend got rejected 3x and was referred to as my side kick for the entire year
 
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bump please i wasted 15 mins i could’ve been sleeping
 
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poor guy. hopefully he finds peace
 
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Blackpill should be water in 2026
This is the typical behavior of all women
 
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This was during my Freshman year of high school
This is a funny/sad story, go to the bottom if you wanna know what happened without reading all this.


HIS APPEARANCE
He had brownish reddish hair, was about 5’7, very long face with eyebags and pale skin, also had very yellow and crowded teeth. It’s important to add that he had scoliosis so he was constantly bent over

HIS BACKSTORY
There was a guy named M who was new to my PE class. When this guy first got into the class i was the only person he talked to because we were both introverted freshmen with no friends at the school. He started telling me about how he punched his dad in the face and now his phone is permanently gone and how he fought a guy and got moved classes during the first month


HIS INCEL MOMENTS (THE BEST PART)
One day we were standing outside the cafeteria waiting for school to start and he told me to go up to some random girl and “rizz her up” and i refused because i was too shy to talk to anyone (still am). So he walked up to the girl and tried to get her snap and OH BOY :forcedsmile: that was the most awkward thing i’ve witnessed to this day, the girl looked around nervously and stood in silence for like 5 seconds before saying “uhmm no..” and she walked away…

Another time he wanted to ask out this mullata girl in our gym class while she was with her little friend group and she said “What!? I don’t even know your name! Aren’t you D’s friend?” btw I am “D” and all of the girls start bursting out laughing telling other people about how “D’s friend” just asked out the prettiest girl in our class.. For reference at the time I was a decent looking tall lightskin black kid with dreads so the mog was definitely there which is why i think people referred to him as my friend rather than his actual name..

I’m going to save you guys another paragraph and just tell you that pretty much the same exact thing happened after that except with a much uglier girl

TLDR: Ugly friend got rejected 3x and was referred to as my side kick for the entire year
an ugly chud friend =/= incel

an incel is someone who actually believes in incel idealogy not just ur ugly friend u had :lul::lul::lul: fucking gen alpha shitters man
 
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poor guy. hopefully he finds peace
idk where he is now, he moved schools a month after all this happened because he got in trouble
 
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an ugly chud friend =/= incel

an incel is someone who actually believes in incel idealogy not just ur ugly friend u had :lul::lul::lul: fucking gen alpha shitters man
Sorry boss
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This was during my Freshman year of high school
This is a funny/sad story, go to the bottom if you wanna know what happened without reading all this.


HIS APPEARANCE
He had brownish reddish hair, was about 5’7, very long face with eyebags and pale skin, also had very yellow and crowded teeth. It’s important to add that he had scoliosis so he was constantly bent over

HIS BACKSTORY
There was a guy named M who was new to my PE class. When this guy first got into the class i was the only person he talked to because we were both introverted freshmen with no friends at the school. He started telling me about how he punched his dad in the face and now his phone is permanently gone and how he fought a guy and got moved classes during the first month


HIS INCEL MOMENTS (THE BEST PART)
One day we were standing outside the cafeteria waiting for school to start and he told me to go up to some random girl and “rizz her up” and i refused because i was too shy to talk to anyone (still am). So he walked up to the girl and tried to get her snap and OH BOY :forcedsmile: that was the most awkward thing i’ve witnessed to this day, the girl looked around nervously and stood in silence for like 5 seconds before saying “uhmm no..” and she walked away…

Another time he wanted to ask out this mullata girl in our gym class while she was with her little friend group and she said “What!? I don’t even know your name! Aren’t you D’s friend?” btw I am “D” and all of the girls start bursting out laughing telling other people about how “D’s friend” just asked out the prettiest girl in our class.. For reference at the time I was a decent looking tall lightskin black kid with dreads so the mog was definitely there which is why i think people referred to him as my friend rather than his actual name..

I’m going to save you guys another paragraph and just tell you that pretty much the same exact thing happened after that except with a much uglier girl

TLDR: Ugly friend got rejected 3x and was referred to as my side kick for the entire year
Dnr:aheago:
 
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an ugly chud friend =/= incel

an incel is someone who actually believes in incel idealogy not just ur ugly friend u had :lul::lul::lul: fucking gen alpha shitters man
Inaccurate statement… typical grey
 

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