ponderosa
shrodingers iqlet
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I booted up my computer and decided to visit my favorite forum. To my shock, it was down! I was met with a horrifying sight, the error page. I can't handle an hour without this site!!! I started to shake. My incel rage began to build. Then I thought... what if it was more than an hour.. what if it was two? The mere notion paralyzed me in shock. It was a future I wouldn't, couldn't allow. The brouhaha of the outside world is a temptation I shall not fall in to. I decided to reload the site. Blast! It still wouldn't work! My incel rage came to a peak. Israel had obviously shut down the site! I would travel to Tel Aviv myself and confront them about this. Just incase, I decided to check my internet. A swift wave of relief came over me. It was my internet after all! I turned it back on, but it was too late. The stress of it all produced so much cortisol in my body I began to bloat. I was descended back to sub 3! I was so angry. I prepared to get the rope, when suddenly, the bright red bell popped up in the corner. The notification I received boosted my dopamine!! It wasn't over! I chugged coconut water until my bloat disappeared, and then listened to James Sapphire while doomscrolling the forum. Life was good again.
