BigJimsWornOutTires
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First, I'm showing up as Linux. Now, Windows? What's next, Mac??? Brutally insanely paranoid as if profiling myself suggests I'm mocking paranoia ... yikes! Can I do that? "Spock, Scotty here. We need more power, Captain!"
"Um ... I'm not the captain, you senile obesity fuck," Big Ear Vulcan responds to the voice from the ceiling. He, if Spock is still a he in today's fucked up world, but let's assume he's still a he, continues, "Kirk is currently pleasuring himself to the anticipation of the five wealthy fucks tearing one another apart, psychologically, in a tin can 13,000 feet below sea level, knowing they're probably stuck inside that piece of shit ship because greedy people can't stop being greedy. In all likelihood, one or two of them insisted on boldly going where no one has gone before ... deeper into that wreckage that led to getting snared, thus fucked like Chuck."
"Aight, Captain! Gonna soak me withered bones now."
"Fuck you," Spock assures Scotty.
"Um ... I'm not the captain, you senile obesity fuck," Big Ear Vulcan responds to the voice from the ceiling. He, if Spock is still a he in today's fucked up world, but let's assume he's still a he, continues, "Kirk is currently pleasuring himself to the anticipation of the five wealthy fucks tearing one another apart, psychologically, in a tin can 13,000 feet below sea level, knowing they're probably stuck inside that piece of shit ship because greedy people can't stop being greedy. In all likelihood, one or two of them insisted on boldly going where no one has gone before ... deeper into that wreckage that led to getting snared, thus fucked like Chuck."
"Aight, Captain! Gonna soak me withered bones now."
"Fuck you," Spock assures Scotty.
