the fucking alphas back

[sanguine]

did you guys miss me



@Jenson @Regret @76.1

 

[Regret]

Ur a pathetic low T sissy White boy.

 

[hitmancrewzz]

no kys nigger fuck you nigga negro oscurito tono de piel negativa negative white

 

[sanguine]

 

[anondude]

Ig I’m not an alpha then

 

[Shirobon]

did you guys miss me



@Jenson @Regret @76.1

self ban of regret and sadness

 

[sanguine]

Ur a pathetic low T sissy White boy.
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you’re from india stfu

see if i ever tag you again you stinky peice of shit

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

idk who you are
but
yo avi makes my thingy hard
js sayin

 

[Regret]

you’re from india stfu

see if i ever tag you again you stinky peice of shit

Idgaf about you white boy do whatever u like

 

[Jenson]

hullo the GOD OF CP is back!!!

 

[76.1]

you're not the alpha

@anondude is

but yes i missed you sanguine

 

[sanguine]

you're not the alpha

@anondude is

but yes i missed you sanguine

@anondude would pass out if he saw me irl

 

[anondude]

you're not the alpha

@anondude is

but yes i missed you sanguine

I knew I was the alpha was just manipulating unsuspecting chuds

 

[pleasevanity]

idk who you are
but
yo avi makes my thingy hard
js sayin

yo panchitos what’s this bro

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

yo panchitos what’s this bro

She legal
its ight

 

[sanguine]

idk who you are
but
yo avi makes my thingy hard
js sayin

this the only time I’ve seen you ngl

 

[sanguine]

I knew I was the alpha was just manipulating unsuspecting chuds
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2 truths one lie analdude

Im emotionless

I’ve manipulated you

We’re catboys

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

this the only time I’ve seen you ngl

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Dw
90% of my threads are bs like that
hmmm
lets see
dick cravings thread
I might be turning gay thread
I'm scared of being gay thread
A lot

 

[anondude]

2 truths one lie analdude

Im emotionless

I’ve manipulated you

We’re catboys

Where’s the lie stdguine

 

[sanguine]

Where’s the lie stdguine
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People are assuming one of the three statements is false because the prompt says ‘2 truths, 1 lie.’ But that’s exactly where the manipulation starts. The phrase itself becomes a fourth statement that everyone accepts without questioning. If the prompt is lying about there being only one lie, then every conclusion you make about the other three statements is built on a false premise. It’s a logical trap: you can’t reliably identify the lie because the rule you’re using to identify it may itself be the lie. In other words, he’s not manipulating you through any of the three options—he’s manipulating you by convincing you that the game has fixed rules in the first place. The smartest way to approach it isn’t to ask ‘Which statement is false?’ It’s to ask, ‘Why am I trusting the person who made the rules?’ Once you stop treating the premise as unquestionable, the entire puzzle falls apart. The real manipulation isn’t in the answers—it’s in making you believe the framework is truthful before you’ve verified it. Checkmate.

 

[anondude]

If you mean a tongue-in-cheek Looksmax-style "evisceration" rather than anything serious:

EVI: @sanguine
Bro changes aesthetics every other week like it's a software update. One day it's "absurdism," the next it's "6'1 blonde lover," then suddenly he's the forum philosopher because he posted "it's about what's inside."
Entire posting strategy:

• Drops a one-liner.
• Farms reactions.
• Vanishes.
• Comes back acting like nothing happened.

Somehow manages to be in every bit of forum drama while contributing approximately three words per thread. NPC dialogue with main-character confidence.
Verdict: less "sanguine," more "ambient background character who accidentally became lore."

 

[sanguine]

If you mean a tongue-in-cheek Looksmax-style "evisceration" rather than anything serious:

did the ai just call me a bot
“NPC dialogue with main-character confidence”

 

[sanguine]

Dw
90% of my threads are bs like that
hmmm
lets see
dick cravings thread
I might be turning gay thread
I'm scared of being gay thread
A lot

Life at 5'5 isn't bad when u wanna be dominated

 

[anondude]

did the ai just call me a bot
“NPC dialogue with main-character confidence”

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