The gubment is trying to throw me in prison again

Mecha-Man

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Whenever I try to watch porn they're all trying to verify my identity now to "make sure I'm of legal age" due to "new recent laws"

I know what's going on. They're trying to get my identity so they can plant a CP video through my feed as a trap. So that if I accidentally click it, they'll have an excuse to send me to prison.

Nice try gubment, nice try. Don't you goofballs realize I see these tactics coming a mile away? It's gonna take a lot more than that to catch me slipping!
 
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Whenever I try to watch porn they're all trying to verify my identity now to "make sure I'm of legal age" due to "new recent laws"

I know what's going on. They're trying to get my identity so they can plant a CP video through my feed as a trap. So that if I accidentally click it, they'll have an excuse to send me to prison.

Nice try gubment, nice try. Don't you goofballs realize I see these tactics coming a mile away? It's gonna take a lot more than that to catch me slipping!
Gubment
 

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