The idea of heaven sounds so boring

[User28823]

like i dont enjoy spending time with family or have any friends

so the idea of 'seeing everyone again' and spending eternity with them sounds boring af?

like i wanna stroke my dick, fuck some bitches, and browse the internet, not chill with some old niggas in heaven.

absolute tales.

absolute copium.

just logically fucking think. nigger.

 

[Debetro]

Life is perfect as it is.

 

[User28823]

Life is perfect as it is.

i have a headache and this 500mg tylenol isnt working

 

[Debetro]

i have a headache and this 500mg tylenol isnt working

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

like i dont enjoy spending time with family or have any friends

so the idea of 'seeing everyone again' and spending eternity with them sounds boring af?

like i wanna stroke my dick, fuck some bitches, and browse the internet, not chill with some old niggas in heaven.

absolute tales.

absolute copium.

just logically fucking think. nigger.

Islam is perfect for you then Subhanallah, Alhamdulillah, Mashallah

Come to AL-ISLAM BROTHER! YALLAH!
@PrinceLuenLeoncur

 

[User28823]

Islam is perfect for you then Subhanallah, Alhamdulillah, Mashallah

Come to AL-ISLAM BROTHER! YALLAH!

tales

 

[nobodylovesme]

A menu to select your next life with extra powers and a new "map" sounds ideal.

 

[brotato78]

A menu to select your next life with extra powers and a new "map" sounds ideal.

this aint a videogame mfer

 

[nobodylovesme]

this aint a videogame mfer

So boring

 

[Wexilarious]

 

[buddhistking]

Heaven is not real

 

[User28823]

Heaven is not real

water

 

[subhuman1996]

How will u cope knowing there won’t be nö internet, or bitches in both hell and Heaven

 

[hunnidrounds]

How will u cope knowing there won’t be nö internet, or bitches in both hell and Heaven

No really. What is there to do in Heaven. Will we have hobbies? Psalm 16:11 says
You will show me the path of life; in your presence is fullness of joy; at your right hand there are pleasures forevermore so idk.

 

[hunnidrounds]

Idk but if God says that Heaven will be better than here it's best to believe him. Sure as hell better than being an incel on this end.

 

[A_Ron_Kool_Aid]

Everyone is young and likely has super powers n shi in heaven

 

[True truecel]

What even is heaven bruh, even within the same religion like Christianity its so up to interpretation that nobody knows

 

[Nex Gen]

What even is heaven bruh, even within the same religion like Christianity its so up to interpretation that nobody knows

You can TELL how clearly RETARDED white conservatives are -- as they SOMEHOW cannot comprehend the IDEA that the TWO RACES they hate most will live along them FOREVER in the EXACT SAME afterlife they believe in. Um, Daquan and Miguel -- what the FUCK are you doing here, hey Jesus can we get a BORDER WALL please?

 

[True truecel]

You can TELL how clearly RETARDED white conservatives are -- as they SOMEHOW cannot comprehend the IDEA that the TWO RACES they hate most will live along them FOREVER in the EXACT SAME afterlife they believe in. Hey, Daquan and Miguel -- what the FUCK are you doing here!

true

Who's prayers will Jesus answer, the slave or the slave master?

 

[Nex Gen]

true

Who's prayers will Jesus answer, the slave or the slave master?

Religion is for complete RETARDS without a drop of SELF THOUGHT -- it's really that simple.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

You can TELL how clearly RETARDED white conservatives are -- as they SOMEHOW cannot comprehend the IDEA that the TWO RACES they hate most will live along them FOREVER in the EXACT SAME afterlife they believe in. Um, Daquan and Miguel -- what the FUCK are you doing here, hey Jesus can we get a BORDER WALL please?

Anyone who's religious and unironically racist/push racist agendas is retarded

 

[Swarthy Knight]

No really. What is there to do in Heaven. Will we have hobbies? Psalm 16:11 says
You will show me the path of life; in your presence is fullness of joy; at your right hand there are pleasures forevermore so idk.

Christcuck heaven is floating in clouds and singing halleluiah for eternity. That's apparently the "pleasures" that y'all will supposedly get I can see why niggas convert to Islam

 

[Gonthar]

like i dont enjoy spending time with family or have any friends

so the idea of 'seeing everyone again' and spending eternity with them sounds boring af?

Well, that's what heaven is all about, you're gonna meet the old folks, your grandparents and all the other dead people, and you're gonna spend all the time with them singing praises to God, imagine this scene repeated for all eternity:

 

[hunnidrounds]

Well, that's what heaven is all about, you're gonna meet the old folks, your grandparents and all the other dead people, and you're gonna spend all the time with them singing praises to God, imagine this scene repeated for all eternity:

You'll meet them but when you do they will be 20 something year old Chads and STACIES for eternity

 

[Gonthar]

You'll meet them but when you do they will be 20 something year old Chads and STACIES for eternity

Lol, that would be weird, imagine your grandma being a young, hot girl, how exactly will you interact with her, you won't have the same dynamic as before.

 

[hunnidrounds]

Christcuck heaven is floating in clouds and singing halleluiah for eternity. That's apparently the "pleasures" that y'all will supposedly get I can see why niggas convert to Islam

Well, it's not just clouds, it's a physical place which consists of a city made of pure gold and foundations of precious stones. Plus, we get mansions.

In John 14:2-3, Jesus tells His disciples, "In my Father's house are many mansions; if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you".

And we become Chads and Stacies:

20 But our citizenship is in heaven, and from it we await a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ, 21 who will transform our lowly body to be like his glorious body, by the power that enables him even to subject all things to himself.

It's really beyond our comprehension as it is written in 1 Corinthians 2:9: Rather, as it is written: “No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no heart has imagined, what God has prepared for those who love Him.


The only thing missing really is the 72 virgins but Islam isn't faith based like Christianity, it's works-based and I know I'm such a fuckup that what I do won't be enough to grant me to Heaven so I need the blood of Christ.

 

[hunnidrounds]

Lol, that would be weird, imagine your grandma being a young, hot girl, how exactly will you interact with her, you won't have the same dynamic as before.

I was thinking about that too

 

[Diamond Dave]

No cocaine and no rock and roll = Boring place.

 

[hunnidrounds]

No cocaine and no rock and roll = Boring place.

People indulge in drugs because they want peace in their mind, but in Heaven you get all of that in satisfaction as your "joy is made full" in the presence of the Lord and there are "pleasures forevermore" at his right hand.

 

[lifeless]

I honestly wouldn't mind there just being nothing after death, like sleeping sorta. You don't really know that you're dead. I guess just permanently unconscious

 

[hunnidrounds]

I honestly wouldn't mind there just being nothing after death, like sleeping sorta. You don't really know that you're dead. I guess just permanently unconscious

I wouldn't mind that either but I feel that if there is no God, if there is no afterlife; then the only sensible person on this Earth would be a staunch alcoholic.

 

[ForSKJ]

like i wanna stroke my dick, fuck some bitches, and browse the internet

in Jannah you can

 

[iblamechico]

In Islam you'll get like 72 virgin angel Stacies servicing your cock and your wife will become their queen aka the prettiest cocksucker in your harem. Pretty neat tbh.

@Gengar confirm this pls my muzzy bhai

 

[Agarthianincel271]

Be good fucking cuck and don't question the almighty cuck

 

[ProBono]

In Islam you'll get like 72 virgin angel Stacies servicing your cock and your wife will become their queen aka the prettiest cocksucker in your harem. Pretty neat tbh.

@Gengar confirm this pls my muzzy bhai

What do the foids get I'm curious now

 

[Klasik616]

Sky = slaying

 

[Gengar]

In Islam you'll get like 72 virgin angel Stacies servicing your cock and your wife will become their queen aka the prettiest cocksucker in your harem. Pretty neat tbh.

@Gengar confirm this pls my muzzy bhai

That’s just one interpretation which I don’t believe in. The Qur’an makes no such connections, and there’s no numbers of servants that are assigned to you. It’s just the perverted fantasies of so-called Islamic “scholars.”

 

[iblamechico]

What do the foids get I'm curious now

They get to be the queen cocksucker.


If they were unmarried idk, but pretty sure they won't get their harem of Chad though. JFL incel religion