The Iranian who pretended to be Messi in order to sleep with 23 women

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Reza Parastesh is just your average, everyday 25-year-old guy, except for one little thing – he happens to look exactly like Lionel Messi, and it’s recently gotten him into a bit of trouble with the law.

There is a man in Iran who looks similar to Lionel Messi and, as such, he has looked to use that to his advantage by seducing women.

Reza Parastesh, the Messi lookalike, has reportedly slept with 23 women, though his actions have been denounced by the authorities.

The Iranian student, native to the western city of Hamedan, first noticed his striking resemblance to the Argentinian footballer a few months ago, and began trimming his hair and beard accordingly. With his number 10 FC Barcelona jersey on, he’s a verifiable carbon copy, which is precisely the reason why people in his hometown lost their minds when they saw him driving around one day. Swarmed by people wanting to take photos with him, Parastesh had his car impounded by police, and was taken to the station for disturbing public order.

Thankfully, the Persian Messi was later released, and has reportedly been offered interviews and modelling contracts since the incident. Life’s rough sometimes when you’re a professional athlete, but clearly it’s also rough if you look like one! At least if Messi ever doesn’t feel like getting out of bed and needs someone to impersonate him for a day, he’ll know who to call.
 
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In America barely anyone would recognize him.
 
> Normie offered modelling contracts
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"Messi is white bro" meanwhile an ethnic looks like him
 
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Pessi is a recessed turkroach
 
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French media used his pic for Messi JFLLL

 
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