The jarpill absolutely destroyed me yesterday.

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I posted how a colleague of mine asked me to open a jar of salsa dips yesterday and I struggled. She went over to a bigger and taller guy and he opened it effortlessly and looked confused like as if it was light work. She had a sparkle in her eyes with amazement at how easily he opened..

I think I'm legit traumatized. It's one of those moments you never forget and replay the situation in your head over and over again for the rest of your life. It's a traumatic experience. Too embarrassed to even tell a therapist. They would probably burst out laughing too.

It's events like that which reminds you how brutal the blackpill is. The fact that I told her to go open it with a knife and instead she took it as an opportunity to go to the tallest, biggest and one of the best looking guys in the office absolutely killed me inside.

What happened yesterday:
 
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Just use your shirt or something to help with a better grip

I usually get it on my first try as well

It’s more about technique then strength, you got to put your shoulder and obliques into it instead of just your wrist/forearm
 
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I posted how a colleague of mine asked me to open a jar of salsa dips yesterday and I struggled. She went over to a bigger and taller guy and he opened it effortlessly and looked confused like as if it was light work. She has a sparkle in her eyes with amazement at how easily he opened..

I think I'm legit traumatized. It's one of those moments you never forget and replay the situation in your head over and over again for the rest of your life. It's a traumatic experience. Too embarrassed to even tell a therapist. They would probably burst out laughing too.

It's events like that which reminds you how brutal the blackpill is. The fact that I told her to go open it with a knife and instead she took it as an opportunity to go to the tallest, biggest and one of the best looking guys in the office absolutely killed me inside.

What happened yesterday:
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Shouldve done the seal trick
 
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dw you loosened it and he just got the cred
 
Just use your shirt or something to help with a better grip

I usually get it on my first try as well

It’s more about technique then strength, you got to put your shoulder and obliques into it instead of just your wrist/forearm
Lol, you can use a knife or screwdriver to pry the lid a little, then it can be opened without problems.
other-ways-to-open-a-stubborn-jar-using-only-a-knife-1710253748.jpg

I posted how a colleague of mine asked me to open a jar of salsa dips yesterday and I struggled. She went over to a bigger and taller guy and he opened it effortlessly and looked confused like as if it was light work. She has a sparkle in her eyes with amazement at how easily he opened..
Just superglue a jar and ask the big guy to open it: "Hey, jar-man, you're the jar expert, can you help me open this....", make sure there are plenty of other people around when he's gonna embarrass himself.
 
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the jarpill is the final pill, even more brutal than dogpill and heightpill.
 
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Just superglue a jar and ask the big guy to open it: "Hey, jar-man, you're the jar expert, can you help me open this....", make sure there are plenty of other people around when he's gonna embarrass himself.

This is legit a good idea. I'd feel a sense of karma. I'll make sure the HTB that asked me to open the jar is there.
 
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Andrew Wilson's me
 
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Lol, you can use a knife or screwdriver to pry the lid a little, then it can be opened without problems.
other-ways-to-open-a-stubborn-jar-using-only-a-knife-1710253748.jpg


Just superglue a jar and ask the big guy to open it: "Hey, jar-man, you're the jar expert, can you help me open this....", make sure there are plenty of other people around when he's gonna embarrass himself.


unworthy of thors hammer aaaaah
 

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